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SuperMikey

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Alright darling, calm down :-)

 

I dont mind the odd game on my own but it would be nice to have someone to talk to about the game, have a pint with etc now and again.. There have been a lot of home games lately so it began to feel a bit weird being up there so much on my own.

 

This "b!tch" is off to do her nails.....

 

I missed out a ;) from that! I do apologise. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

Liquidshokk

Liquidshokk

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I missed out a ;) from that! I do apologise. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

 

That goes a long way to heal the pain your post caused. I thank you. Maybe a nauseating adolescent wouldnt be such a bad shout afterall.

Turkish

Turkish

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That goes a long way to heal the pain your post caused. I thank you. Maybe a nauseating adolescent wouldnt be such a bad shout afterall.

 

the fact that at 18 years old he describes time on his own at SMS as "me" time, away from work and Uni, just about confirms my point. Oh the pressures of 7 hours of lectures and 5 hours a week on the till at ASDA.

Liquidshokk

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the fact that at 18 years old he describes time on his own at SMS as "me" time, away from work and Uni, just about confirms my point. Oh the pressures of 7 hours of lectures and 5 hours a week on the till at ASDA.

 

You're not getting jealous that my attention is being drawn towards SuperMikey as my potential new football friend are you? You could end all this silliness and pledge your allegience :)

SuperMikey

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the fact that at 18 years old he describes time on his own at SMS as "me" time, away from work and Uni, just about confirms my point. Oh the pressures of 7 hours of lectures and 5 hours a week on the till at ASDA.

 

Yeah, i'm a right c*nt actually.

Turkish

Turkish

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You're not getting jealous that my attention is being drawn towards SuperMikey as my potential new football friend are you? You could end all this silliness and pledge your allegience :)

 

One of my key requirements is loyalty, not someone who whores it about, if "supermikey" is your standard maybe this tells me all i need to know.

Liquidshokk

Liquidshokk

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One of my key requirements is loyalty, not someone who whores it about, if "supermikey" is your standard maybe this tells me all i need to know.

 

I don't know him or you so I have no loyalty to either at this stage. That said, anyone who gets the all important position will ultimately be rewarded with a new high level of loyalty....

 

How do I know you are a better standard of citizen than supermikey?? What have you got that he hasn't?

 

I'm sensing tension between you. Maybe you two are actually meant to unite on the back of this thread. I will happily bow out and let you at each other....

Turkish

Turkish

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I don't know him or you so I have no loyalty to either at this stage. That said, anyone who gets the all important position will ultimately be rewarded with a new high level of loyalty....

 

How do I know you are a better standard of citizen than supermikey?? What have you got that he hasn't?

 

I'm sensing tension between you. Maybe you two are actually meant to unite on the back of this thread. I will happily bow out and let you at each other....

 

Well it's up to you, "Supermikey" is 18, so if you want someone to talk to you abouttrying to lose their virginity, X Factor, Nuts and Zoo magazing and farting then he is your man.

SuperMikey

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Well it's up to you, "Supermikey" is 18, so if you want someone to talk to you abouttrying to lose their virginity, X Factor, Nuts and Zoo magazing and farting then he is your man.

 

I'm sensing that there was some kind of personal trauma or incident involving teenagers in your life which has endeared you towards animosity. Did you get mugged?

Baj

Baj

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I'm sensing that there was some kind of personal trauma or incident involving teenagers in your life which has endeared you towards animosity. Did you get mugged?

 

They took something from him, more likely his cherry

Liquidshokk

Liquidshokk

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Well it's up to you, "Supermikey" is 18, so if you want someone to talk to you abouttrying to lose their virginity, X Factor, Nuts and Zoo magazing and farting then he is your man.

 

You say its up to me, but that would imply I can choose you if I wish.. which is something. Im a good listener so maybe I could help you through your past trauma with that teenager...

Turkish

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I'm sensing that there was some kind of personal trauma or incident involving teenagers in your life which has endeared you towards animosity. Did you get mugged?

 

Not really, i just find teenagers incredibly irksome, especially ones that moan about how tough they got it and need "me time". Generally most them these days are pampered little oiks who think the world owes them a living and are selfish arrogant and lazy.

Teenagers generally fall into three categories, the jeremy Kyle type, thick with no aspirations whos life mission is to have as many babies as possible and get a rent free council flat. The other type, who are still thick, but just want to be famous and model themselves on imbiciles like Jordan, Peter Andre or anyone out of X-Factor. Then there are the ones that do have asperations but think they can achieve all they want with minimal effort and they have a right to good jobs and high salaries because either their parents are loaded and spoil them or because their parents/relatives/teachers think the sun shines out of their arse and this gives them an over inflated opinion of their abilities.

I am sure there are some geniunely decent, grounded teenagers out there but they are few and far between, most are spolit, pampered little f**kwits who need bringing down a peg or two.

Turkish

Turkish

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Most teenagers I know are intelligent, appropriately opinionated and generally polite.

 

most of the ones i come across are whinging, moaning, arrogant, spoilt idiots. I know you still think you are one so fully expect you to stick up for them.

dune

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Not really, i just find teenagers incredibly irksome, especially ones that moan about how tough they got it and need "me time". Generally most them these days are pampered little oiks who think the world owes them a living and are selfish arrogant and lazy.

Teenagers generally fall into three categories, the jeremy Kyle type, thick with no aspirations whos life mission is to have as many babies as possible and get a rent free council flat. The other type, who are still thick, but just want to be famous and model themselves on imbiciles like Jordan, Peter Andre or anyone out of X-Factor. Then there are the ones that do have asperations but think they can achieve all they want with minimal effort and they have a right to good jobs and high salaries because either their parents are loaded and spoil them or because their parents/relatives/teachers think the sun shines out of their arse and this gives them an over inflated opinion of their abilities.

I am sure there are some geniunely decent, grounded teenagers out there but they are few and far between, most are spolit, pampered little f**kwits who need bringing down a peg or two.

 

Can't argue with any of that. It's the playstation generation coming through to adulthood so hardly surprising.

Baj

Baj

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most of the ones i come across are whinging, moaning, arrogant, spoilt idiots. I know you still think you are one so fully expect you to stick up for them.

takes one to...er...

Hatch

Hatch

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I shall be going to the Huddersfield, Exeter (probably) and Blackpool games if anyone wishes to wine and dine me.

I'm about an 8 pinter.

Liquidshokk

Liquidshokk

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I've always thought it was nice that you could guarantee when you go to a game on your own, you'll still get hugged by an obese fully grown man.

 

Yeah I guess in that sense I always have someone "with" (on) me...

 

Still waiting for Turkish to give in and accept me though... Haven't stopped crying since he blew me out..

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