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Before I start my rant I have to point out that I am in fact a human too so I include myself in any attack at our race.

 

Ive decided that human beings are f*cking weird. seriously messed up....

 

I come to this concrete conclusion on the back of two recent trips out in local areas and my absolute disbelief at some of the inbreeding that must be going on on this planet........

 

I really have seen it all now.... The people who look like they may have some form of illness but actually havent and are just plain weird, the old people with their faces practically hanging off and an expression like they are on a double dose of ketamine, the people with teeth sticking out so far you nearly get taken out by them when they move and the spotty, skanky, p!ss stained people that you know full well are out and about spending benefit money that we work to provide....

 

to explain further and maybe ease the understanding of the above the two places I went to were fareham shopping centre and hedge end marks and spencers / sainsburys..... OK the first one is kind of understandable being under a PO postcode but im starting to think southamptons folk are just as bad.... in fact I now fully believe that across the board human beings are just plain messed up creatures both visually and in most cases proven further once they open their mouths or shuffle along with their varied annoying mannerisms....

 

In the space of a half hour lunchbreak today I witnessed all of the above 100 times over including the typical fat inbred shop worker in sainsburys, the old lady in her car that despite me waving her on 5 times sat their looking blankly back at me with a gormless expression... some ***t in his car behind me wearing sunglasses when it is overcast and grey and so many more I havent got time to mention.

 

Thank you for your time you weird weird things you. If you feel the same I would like to hear of your examples or if you disagree then feel free to try and convince me otherwise.

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Before I start my rant I have to point out that I am in fact a human too so I include myself in any attack at our race.

 

Ive decided that human beings are f*cking weird. seriously messed up....

 

I come to this concrete conclusion on the back of two recent trips out in local areas and my absolute disbelief at some of the inbreeding that must be going on on this planet........

 

I really have seen it all now.... The people who look like they may have some form of illness but actually havent and are just plain weird, the old people with their faces practically hanging off and an expression like they are on a double dose of ketamine, the people with teeth sticking out so far you nearly get taken out by them when they move and the spotty, skanky, p!ss stained people that you know full well are out and about spending benefit money that we work to provide....

 

to explain further and maybe ease the understanding of the above the two places I went to were fareham shopping centre and hedge end marks and spencers / sainsburys..... OK the first one is kind of understandable being under a PO postcode but im starting to think southamptons folk are just as bad.... in fact I now fully believe that across the board human beings are just plain messed up creatures both visually and in most cases proven further proven once they open their mouths or shuffle along with their varied annoying mannerisms....

 

In the space of a half hour lunchbreak today I witnessed all of the above 100 times over including the typical fat inbred shop worker in sainsburys, the old lady in her car that despite me waving her on 5 times sat their looking blankly back at me with a gormless expression... some ***t in his car behind me wearing sunglasses when it is overcast and grey and so many more I havent got time to mention.

 

Thank you for your time you weird weird things you. If you feel the same I would like to hear of your examples or if you disagree then feel free to try and convince me otherwise.

 

To avoid stress in Shopping Malls, we highly recommend playing Shopping Mall Don'tdodgems.

 

It is a simple game, you walk purposefully, but slowly, keeping your attention about you, and preferably with a shopping trolley. You elect your starting point and continue gently in a straight line before the next turning point.

 

You then count the number of morons who walk into your trolley while talking to friends, on the phone, listening to Ipoos or for bonus points, simply walk straight into you.

 

You then swap around and let your buddy have a go. Remember, you don't rush, you make it nice and clear you are in a straight line.

 

On an average trip from Carrefour to our motor at the local MoE, I reckon we will get hit by between 5 and 8 people. All of whom get angry and try to kick off. That gets double bonus points.

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I do hate 99.9% of people as well.

 

I reckon I am just a couple of points away on whatever scale it is that measures such things, from a full blown , on the streets, Michael Ryan style, murdering spree.

I just can't understand why some people are allowed to live and exist.

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I do hate 99.9% of people as well.

 

I reckon I am just a couple of points away on whatever scale it is that measures such things, from a full blown , on the streets, Michael Ryan style, murdering spree.

I just can't understand why some people are allowed to live and exist.

 

This...

 

BTW - why is this in TMS? Surely it's a discussion for the Lounge??

 

I really don't understand how some mongs cannot understand the simple processes of life; for example, you go to the ATM to withdraw cash - IT'S NOT THE FINAL STAGES OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE"!!! The question "Do you want a receipt?" does NOT require the same level of contemplation as the connections board in Only Connect.

Equally, when the checkout person in the supermarket announces the total price, why look flustered and confused?? Did you think it was free or something? Did you not make a rough approximation in your head as you went along?

 

A final point; I've been watching the "World's Strictest Parents" series and (I know, I know it's cut to deliberately show the "entertainment") those kids, and their biological parents, really, really, really need removing from the gene pool.

 

Rant over.

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JSA day?

 

Don't think so. It's market day and all the 'odd' ones seem to come out of the woodwork. Especially the fully mobile bloke who insists on sitting in a wheelchair and propelling himself with his feet. Just downright weird.

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Oh yes, another thing.

 

For God's sake, please can there be some sort of IQ or co-ordination test before anyone is allowed to use the self-checkout tills in the supermarkets? Christ on a bike; you'd think most of them they were attempting some sort of logic problem in the Crystal Maze.

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This...

 

BTW - why is this in TMS? Surely it's a discussion for the Lounge??

I really don't understand how some mongs cannot understand the simple processes of life; for example, you go to the ATM to withdraw cash - IT'S NOT THE FINAL STAGES OF "WHO WANTS TO BE A MILLIONAIRE"!!! The question "Do you want a receipt?" does NOT require the same level of contemplation as the connections board in Only Connect.

Equally, when the checkout person in the supermarket announces the total price, why look flustered and confused?? Did you think it was free or something? Did you not make a rough approximation in your head as you went along?

 

A final point; I've been watching the "World's Strictest Parents" series and (I know, I know it's cut to deliberately show the "entertainment") those kids, and their biological parents, really, really, really need removing from the gene pool.

 

Rant over.

 

I didnt want to risk upsetting all the people who actually like human beings but mods feel free to move. I didnt expect so many people to hate them as much as me!!

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And i am sure you will agree, that lunchtimes in Eastleigh is full of mongs. Pretty sure they were considering re-naming The Swan Centre ' The Retard Centre'

Thing is, there's nothing much wrong with the swan centre... i like it... I just dont like the people in it!

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Liquid - it's not a question of "hating" people, it's more a sense of astonishment at how they manage to dress themselves in the morning; buttons are damned complicated contraptions... But I agree with the sentiments of Hatch; seriously, what value do some of these people add to society? And it's OK for the government to say that they want everyone to get a job, but what business in their right mind would employ these people?

 

DP (thanks for the advice a few days ago, btw, very useful to go back to the agency) - agree totally and ties in with DSM's comments...

 

God (who I don't believe in) knows I try to be a socialist (note the small "s"), but COME ON mongs, I need some support here!!

 

What makes it kind of scary is that I do a lot of work in "emerging" markets where even the poorest people in society aspire to intelligence and education (not necessarily the "scrounging students" argument). The complacency of the UK in dealing with this underclass is going to bite them on the bum very soon.

 

OK, I'll go and change my shirt - hmmmm... Brown or black??!

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Coming to Southampton after living in the Basingstoke area is like heaven. Mind you, Soton isn't exactly perfect either.

Not very PC, but Basingstoke just needs to be hit with some kind of nuclear device. I don't care about the fallout, if 3 extra fingers is what it takes to get B'town wiped off the map then be it.

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90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****. 5% of people are okay and 5% you actually like. I really despise most people for the simple reason that they are f***ing idiots. Go to any pub on a sunday lunchtime for a good cross section of society and a take on why i find the human race intolerable. Full of greedy, self indulged wa***** with no life who find the simplist thing like choosing food off the menu as difficult as a round on the Krypton Factor. There is always a group, or should that be a herd, of middle aged women out with their pals for lunch, dissatisfied with their lives and spend the whole time giggling and trying to relive their youth. Dressed in clothes two sizes to big and once they have finished their lunch spend an eternity debating if they should be "naughty" and fill their overweight faces with a pudding which they dont need. They spend the whole hour reciting boring stories about work/family that none of the other give a f*ck about but they all politly laugh whilst some are thinking how much they'd like to f*ck/how vile their friends husband and another is thinking what a little c*nt her kids are. But as they rarely go out they'll live off their "lunch time craziness" for months.

 

Then there are the young parents, kids barely out of school themselves, lad knocks up his teenage bird, produce some spawn of satan child, they are stuck together for a bit until he gets bored with his miserable bird moaning all the time or she realises what a f*cking loser she is stuck with and a few years down the line one of them ends up f*cking someone else, purely out of boredom with their incumbent since school. Two for one meals for them as the family allowance can only strech to this.

 

The extended family, one that finds it nessasary to invite the entire clan out for sunday lunch. Grandparents so they can comfort themselves that they are not old and forgotten about, parents, doing it resentfully and arguing over who is going to drive home and not have a drink and horrible little teenage kids whinging and moaning, constantly on their pay as you go mobiles and would rather be at home or doing anything else than be with the family they resent.

 

the lads at the bar- knob head blokes, thick f*cks, who sniff round any women between the age of 15 and 50, salivating over them like hungry Hyenas over a zebra carcass. Scruffy, rough looking always look hungover and drinking pint after pint, "because sundays are a day of rest, a day for drinking, thats what men do"

 

The couples. Insecure, spending "quality time" together, but resentfully. The man would rather be watching the football on sky sports and the woman knows this and is resentful or it or would rather be shopping or having their nails done. The bloke trying desperately to make his moody long term girlfriend or wife laugh and spark some conversation which is something other than mundane, trying to relive happier times in their relationship. Or the newish couple still in the honeymoon period, where one is well into the other but one is still not sure. the other desperately trying to encourage the other too feel the same way about them, with humour, flirting or pretending to be interested in the s**t the other is spouting.

 

The groups of friends, all trying to out do each other, all fancying each others partner and jealous or critical of what the others have. Judging them from what they wear, jobs they do, things they talk about. They will slag each other off behind each others back but for this hour or so at lunch they are best of friends. however, there is an underlying feeling of resentment and competition. There is always one that thinks he is a comedian and more intellegent than the rest, some look up to him, other resent him, either way none of them really like him. Another, louder than the rest, in "a look at me i am not as boring as i look" type way. They usually are.

 

Most people are miserable, most people are self obsessed, most people are utter c*nts.

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Oh yes, another thing.

 

For God's sake, please can there be some sort of IQ or co-ordination test before anyone is allowed to use the self-checkout tills in the supermarkets? Christ on a bike; you'd think most of them they were attempting some sort of logic problem in the Crystal Maze.

 

I f*cking hate those people, they have been in the shops for atleast 2 years now and i still manage to be behind the mong that believes they have just been beamed into the enterprise.

 

 

As for weird places, i agree with Eastliegh, makes my skin crawl, i can beat it though, Bitterne..... i mean....jesus christ that place is full of weirds.

 

BTW, i used to work in a warehouse but with my new job i am out a lot all day long, and WTF happens to people in city centers between 12-2 ?? The average age suddenly jumps to about 97 !!

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90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****. 5% of people are okay and 5% you actually like. I really despise most people for the simple reason that they are f***ing idiots. Go to any pub on a sunday lunchtime for a good cross section of society and a take on why i find the human race intolerable. Full of greedy, self indulged wa***** with no life who find the simplist thing like choosing food off the menu as difficult as a round on the Krypton Factor. There is always a group, or should that be a herd, of middle aged women out with their pals for lunch, dissatisfied with their lives and spend the whole time giggling and trying to relive their youth. Dressed in clothes two sizes to big and once they have finished their lunch spend an eternity debating if they should be "naughty" and fill their overweight faces with a pudding which they dont need. They spend the whole hour reciting boring stories about work/family that none of the other give a f*ck about but they all politly laugh whilst some are thinking how much they'd like to f*ck/how vile their friends husband and another is thinking what a little c*nt her kids are. But as they rarely go out they'll live off their "lunch time craziness" for months.

 

Then there are the young parents, kids barely out of school themselves, lad knocks up his teenage bird, produce some spawn of satan child, they are stuck together for a bit until he gets bored with his miserable bird moaning all the time or she realises what a f*cking loser she is stuck with and a few years down the line one of them ends up f*cking someone else, purely out of boredom with their incumbent since school. Two for one meals for them as the family allowance can only strech to this.

 

The extended family, one that finds it nessasary to invite the entire clan out for sunday lunch. Grandparents so they can comfort themselves that they are not old and forgotten about, parents, doing it resentfully and arguing over who is going to drive home and not have a drink and horrible little teenage kids whinging and moaning, constantly on their pay as you go mobiles and would rather be at home or doing anything else than be with the family they resent.

 

the lads at the bar- knob head blokes, thick f*cks, who sniff round any women between the age of 15 and 50, salivating over them like hungry Hyenas over a zebra carcass. Scruffy, rough looking always look hungover and drinking pint after pint, "because sundays are a day of rest, a day for drinking, thats what men do"

 

The couples. Insecure, spending "quality time" together, but resentfully. The man would rather be watching the football on sky sports and the woman knows this and is resentful or it or would rather be shopping or having their nails done. The bloke trying desperately to make his moody long term girlfriend or wife laugh and spark some conversation which is something other than mundane, trying to relive happier times in their relationship. Or the newish couple still in the honeymoon period, where one is well into the other but one is still not sure. the other desperately trying to encourage the other too feel the same way about them, with humour, flirting or pretending to be interested in the s**t the other is spouting.

 

The groups of friends, all trying to out do each other, all fancying each others partner and jealous or critical of what the others have. Judging them from what they wear, jobs they do, things they talk about. They will slag each other off behind each others back but for this hour or so at lunch they are best of friends. however, there is an underlying feeling of resentment and competition. There is always one that thinks he is a comedian and more intellegent than the rest, some look up to him, other resent him, either way none of them really like him. Another, louder than the rest, in "a look at me i am not as boring as i look" type way. They usually are.

 

Most people are miserable, most people are self obsessed, most people are utter c*nts.

 

Wow

 

Thats a pretty big insight, society has really tied you to the floor and treated you to a Bukkake session.

 

 

 

 

Oh, thought of another place....................... Weatherspoons on a weekday morning, never EVER wander into this area unintentionally during a regular Mon-Fri, i didn't think there were Leper colonies anymore.

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Think there are two categories of Mongs.

 

Here you have Turkish's 90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****, mixed in with people who genuinely know no better, (for example) the poor labour class imported from SE Asia, often from small villages where the outside world and simple things like education simply haven't arrived. Examples of these that I have seen are - panic when they have to step onto an escalator, and most horrifically, a Pathan on a flight to Dubai asking a Hostess where the bathroom was - she points to the rear of the plane and he takes a dump on the floor of the galley. The thing is however, that those "underclass" (description used elsewhere) actually TRY and do something to improve their lot in life. They may be uneducated and from a small village but they HAVE left home to try and provide a better life for their families (and often get ripped off but that's a different story). In the main, those who do earn $200 a month here become wealthy by comparison and their next generation can afford education and medical care.

 

Then you get the same self obsessed crowd in UK but that has added to it the "everyone owes me something" brigade. There, education and support structures exist and yet The Mongs have chosen not to engage or try to improve themselves.....

 

But the one thing that Turkish also alluded to - British Women - why oh WHY is their ONLY topic of conversation "What Other People or Celebs have done that week/month"? Are your lives SO boring that you have to discuss in micro detail the implications of Mrs X being ten minutes late on the school run?

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Think there are two categories of Mongs.

 

Here you have Turkish's 90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****, mixed in with people who genuinely know no better, (for example) the poor labour class imported from SE Asia, often from small villages where the outside world and simple things like education simply haven't arrived. Examples of these that I have seen are - panic when they have to step onto an escalator, and most horrifically, a Pathan on a flight to Dubai asking a Hostess where the bathroom was - she points to the rear of the plane and he takes a dump on the floor of the galley. The thing is however, that those "underclass" (description used elsewhere) actually TRY and do something to improve their lot in life. They may be uneducated and from a small village but they HAVE left home to try and provide a better life for their families (and often get ripped off but that's a different story). In the main, those who do earn $200 a month here become wealthy by comparison and their next generation can afford education and medical care.

 

Then you get the same self obsessed crowd in UK but that has added to it the "everyone owes me something" brigade. There, education and support structures exist and yet The Mongs have chosen not to engage or try to improve themselves.....

 

But the one thing that Turkish also alluded to - British Women - why oh WHY is their ONLY topic of conversation "What Other People or Celebs have done that week/month"? Are your lives SO boring that you have to discuss in micro detail the implications of Mrs X being ten minutes late on the school run?

 

Indeed, these ones that talk endlessly about soap operas and Ex-Factor. The Loose women generation. Lives so unfullfilled they spend all their time talking about and judging other people or talking about other peoples lives on reality TV shows and made up programmes.

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Think there are two categories of Mongs.

 

Here you have Turkish's 90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****, mixed in with people who genuinely know no better, (for example) the poor labour class imported from SE Asia, often from small villages where the outside world and simple things like education simply haven't arrived. Examples of these that I have seen are - panic when they have to step onto an escalator, and most horrifically, a Pathan on a flight to Dubai asking a Hostess where the bathroom was - she points to the rear of the plane and he takes a dump on the floor of the galley. The thing is however, that those "underclass" (description used elsewhere) actually TRY and do something to improve their lot in life. They may be uneducated and from a small village but they HAVE left home to try and provide a better life for their families (and often get ripped off but that's a different story). In the main, those who do earn $200 a month here become wealthy by comparison and their next generation can afford education and medical care.

 

Then you get the same self obsessed crowd in UK but that has added to it the "everyone owes me something" brigade. There, education and support structures exist and yet The Mongs have chosen not to engage or try to improve themselves.....

 

But the one thing that Turkish also alluded to - British Women - why oh WHY is their ONLY topic of conversation "What Other People or Celebs have done that week/month"? Are your lives SO boring that you have to discuss in micro detail the implications of Mrs X being ten minutes late on the school run?

 

Not being funny but from what I hear there is no mrs X ;-)

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has anyone ever been into Primark on Oxford Street?

 

Look at clothes, don't like it, throw it on floor, move onto next rail.

 

I'm a bit of a fan of TK Maxx, but I have noticed that it also attracts people who look like they're on benefits. I tend to aviod the rails they congreate around. I also like Aldi's but just because these stores are cheap doesn't mean you have to buy the cheapest stuff. Take toilet rolls - i will only ever buy quilted. Take baked beans - i will only ever buy HP.

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Oh yes, another thing.

 

For God's sake, please can there be some sort of IQ or co-ordination test before anyone is allowed to use the self-checkout tills in the supermarkets? Christ on a bike; you'd think most of them they were attempting some sort of logic problem in the Crystal Maze.

 

Bet they are decent people though and pay for their goods.

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Wow - Turkish! An Alan Bennett for the 21st century!

 

Dune - the likes of Aldi and Lidl are not really "down-market"; in fact (over here at least) they are well-known for stocking one or two loss-leaders to attract the more affluent consumers - their own label prawns and coffee for example are considered to be of excellent quality.

 

And Jillyanne - lucky we're all so perfect on here, no??! ;-)

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Wow - Turkish! An Alan Bennett for the 21st century!

 

Dune - the likes of Aldi and Lidl are not really "down-market"; in fact (over here at least) they are well-known for stocking one or two loss-leaders to attract the more affluent consumers - their own label prawns and coffee for example are considered to be of excellent quality.

 

And Jillyanne - lucky we're all so perfect on here, no??! ;-)

 

Agree about the Aldi filter coffee. Always buy it.

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Not being funny but from what I hear there is no mrs X ;-)

 

There was until one truly could take no more (and the kids had grown up)

 

And while there may one day be another Mrs X, she sure as sh1t will NOT be English, even if that means I have to kick Lucy Pinder out again if she goes on about settling down.

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Haha, not so much a whoosh after 3 days but glad someone noticed this.

 

Anyway, I have been to Newbury for the first time this morning and my experience only backs up everything said in this thread... wow. just wow.

 

You want to go further up the A34 to Bicester; as close to Morlock City as you're likely to get.

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90% of people are self obsessed, self indulged, attention seeking c****. 5% of people are okay and 5% you actually like. I really despise most people for the simple reason that they are f***ing idiots. Go to any pub on a sunday lunchtime for a good cross section of society and a take on why i find the human race intolerable. Full of greedy, self indulged wa***** with no life who find the simplist thing like choosing food off the menu as difficult as a round on the Krypton Factor. There is always a group, or should that be a herd, of middle aged women out with their pals for lunch, dissatisfied with their lives and spend the whole time giggling and trying to relive their youth. Dressed in clothes two sizes to big and once they have finished their lunch spend an eternity debating if they should be "naughty" and fill their overweight faces with a pudding which they dont need. They spend the whole hour reciting boring stories about work/family that none of the other give a f*ck about but they all politly laugh whilst some are thinking how much they'd like to f*ck/how vile their friends husband and another is thinking what a little c*nt her kids are. But as they rarely go out they'll live off their "lunch time craziness" for months.

 

Then there are the young parents, kids barely out of school themselves, lad knocks up his teenage bird, produce some spawn of satan child, they are stuck together for a bit until he gets bored with his miserable bird moaning all the time or she realises what a f*cking loser she is stuck with and a few years down the line one of them ends up f*cking someone else, purely out of boredom with their incumbent since school. Two for one meals for them as the family allowance can only strech to this.

 

The extended family, one that finds it nessasary to invite the entire clan out for sunday lunch. Grandparents so they can comfort themselves that they are not old and forgotten about, parents, doing it resentfully and arguing over who is going to drive home and not have a drink and horrible little teenage kids whinging and moaning, constantly on their pay as you go mobiles and would rather be at home or doing anything else than be with the family they resent.

 

the lads at the bar- knob head blokes, thick f*cks, who sniff round any women between the age of 15 and 50, salivating over them like hungry Hyenas over a zebra carcass. Scruffy, rough looking always look hungover and drinking pint after pint, "because sundays are a day of rest, a day for drinking, thats what men do"

 

The couples. Insecure, spending "quality time" together, but resentfully. The man would rather be watching the football on sky sports and the woman knows this and is resentful or it or would rather be shopping or having their nails done. The bloke trying desperately to make his moody long term girlfriend or wife laugh and spark some conversation which is something other than mundane, trying to relive happier times in their relationship. Or the newish couple still in the honeymoon period, where one is well into the other but one is still not sure. the other desperately trying to encourage the other too feel the same way about them, with humour, flirting or pretending to be interested in the s**t the other is spouting.

 

The groups of friends, all trying to out do each other, all fancying each others partner and jealous or critical of what the others have. Judging them from what they wear, jobs they do, things they talk about. They will slag each other off behind each others back but for this hour or so at lunch they are best of friends. however, there is an underlying feeling of resentment and competition. There is always one that thinks he is a comedian and more intellegent than the rest, some look up to him, other resent him, either way none of them really like him. Another, louder than the rest, in "a look at me i am not as boring as i look" type way. They usually are.

 

Most people are miserable, most people are self obsessed, most people are utter c*nts.

 

I completely agree with this last sentiment about people being self obsessed. The worst sort are those who think their opinion is so important and interesting that they'll spend ages typing out long rants on internet message boards. Self obsessed and utter c*nts.

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I completely agree with this last sentiment about people being self obsessed. The worst sort are those who think their opinion is so important and interesting that they'll spend ages typing out long rants on internet message boards. Self obsessed and utter c*nts.

 

I agree, also people who this they are so funny that they put hialrious quips on the majority of threads on internet forums.

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