Do chickens have sex?

[Master Bates]

Ongoing discussion at work today, I know birds masterbate but do chickens actually have sexy times with each other?

 

I was told that the c*ck, (or rooster) throws the hen down on her belly, stands on her back, and bites her hard on the neck while he is sticking it to her, but is this true and would it not be considered rape?

[scott_saints]

I was told that the c*ck, (or rooster) throws the hen down on her belly, stands on her back, and bites her hard on the neck while he is sticking it to her, but is this true and would it not be considered rape?

If only it was socially acceptable for us to do this to teh wimminz!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Thats is exactly how the chicks have secks. They are dirty birds.

 

It does look a little like rape yes

[St Landrew]

Ongoing discussion at work today, I know birds masterbate but do chickens actually have sexy times with each other?

 

I was told that the c*ck, (or rooster) throws the hen down on her belly, stands on her back, and bites her hard on the neck while he is sticking it to her, but is this true and would it not be considered rape?

 

Have you not heard of the phrase.. in season..?

 

I once lived in a part of Kent [Rainham] where there was a small duck pond. There were male Mallard ducks actually drowning the females after they'ed mated with them only hours earlier. So we went on a little vigil to save the female ducks, by keeping a daylight watch on them. We even ran and kicked and prodded the males if they decided to attack the females. All to no avail. The females would close up to the males, get their oats, and eventually, despite our efforts, their comeuppance. In the end there were no females left, and the males flew away to hoodwink some more. There's no accounting for nature.

[scott_saints]

They get to forcefully sh@g a bint, and then drown her so she can't complain.... and still get away with it??

 

I hope I'm a chicken in my next life.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

They get to forcefully sh@g a bint, and then drown her so she can't complain.... and still get away with it??

 

I hope I'm a chicken in my next life.

 

Or a duck....

[Durleyfos]

Or a duck....

 

The only thing you'll have to worry about is Lowelife shooting you.

[St Landrew]

Has anyone here actually kicked a mischief making male Mallard duck whilst it was taking off..? It's like kicking an unresisting eiderdown. No satisfaction at all..!

[bridge too far]

Have you not heard of the phrase.. in season..?

 

I once lived in a part of Kent [Rainham] where there was a small duck pond. There were male Mallard ducks actually drowning the females after they'ed mated with them only hours earlier. So we went on a little vigil to save the female ducks, by keeping a daylight watch on them. We even ran and kicked and prodded the males if they decided to attack the females. All to no avail. The females would close up to the males, get their oats, and eventually, despite our efforts, their comeuppance. In the end there were no females left, and the males flew away to hoodwink some more. There's no accounting for nature.

 

That's men for ya

[St Landrew]

That's men for ya

 

But hopefully it isn't females for ya..!

[thelamprey]

Or a duck....

 

 

I hope you're a chicken or a duck too:Female

[Dog]

Have you not heard of the phrase.. in season..?

 

I once lived in a part of Kent [Rainham] where there was a small duck pond. There were male Mallard ducks actually drowning the females after they'ed mated with them only hours earlier. So we went on a little vigil to save the female ducks, by keeping a daylight watch on them. We even ran and kicked and prodded the males if they decided to attack the females. All to no avail. The females would close up to the males, get their oats, and eventually, despite our efforts, their comeuppance. In the end there were no females left, and the males flew away to hoodwink some more. There's no accounting for nature.

 

Chickens do not go in season, that is for animals that menstrate. A good ****erel will service up to 12 hens a day, and he does this by pinning her down by the crown or neck and rubbing his sex gland which is an opening against her vent, which in about 10 seconds he shoots his love muck all over her streched open vent which in time, makes the hens fertile and can produce chicks. A ****erel does not have a penis in any way.

Master Bates if you're reading this stop vvanking.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

which in about 10 seconds he shoots his love muck all over her streched open vent

 

Wow, he is a right go'er!