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Body from Baywatch, Face from Crimewatch

 

Anyway, as with any Doris that has rapidly lost a lot of weight, a gentleman has to member that women are like puppies - they always grow into their paws. Just a bacon sarnie away from packing that timber back on...

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Her and her mother have to be two of the most dislikeable women we have the misfortune of having to endure on the telly.

 

not entirely true, benjii

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Seriously.

 

If she thrust herself on you you wouldn't say feck off, would you.

 

If you said you would, you're a liar

 

I would actually marry her, as long as daddy came out on the stag do...

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I would actually marry her, as long as daddy came out on the stag do...

 

You'd marry her if Ozzy Ozbourne spent a weekend with you, getting drunk and telling you he's gay?

 

Interesting.

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Her and her mother have to be two of the most dislikeable women we have the misfortune of having to endure on the telly.

 

2's up hate ****s are underrated, especially minor celebrity ones.

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