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Donkey - Pronounced Don-key - an english association football player, also known as Emilie Heskey. E.G. "Get up Heskey you ****ing Donkey!", "Oh **** here comes that useless Donkey Heskey.

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Kong.

Punch.

****.

Derby.

Bow wow

 

Even if by some fluke I win, I wish to pass on the prize to keithd as he appears very keen to win and I think his tenacity for some relief deserves it.

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Donkey - Pronounced Don-key - an english association football player, also known as Emilie Heskey. E.G. "Get up Heskey you ****ing Donkey!", "Oh **** here comes that useless Donkey Heskey.

 

My lodgers cousins cousin

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My guess is "poo".

 

I'm a bit naive though and I don't know what a handjob is. In fact, the other day, the lads in the pub were saying how good a blowjob is. Being naive I didn't know what that is either so I just agreed so as not to look daft. Later on, at home, I asked a girl I met if she knew what it was, "Do you know what a blowjob is?". She got up and stormed out of the room. This was upsetting as she was sucking my cock at the time.

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"Dobber".

 

A classic line from Steptoe&Son. After one of their rows the old man says to Harold "...ahhh, you must be as thick as a Donkey's dobber..."

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