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Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason.

 

I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..?

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I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..?

 

Yeah that'll do, although for your missus' sake I hope you can raise other things ;)

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Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches.

 

Japanese restaurant monkeys?

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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Not strictly an animal........

 

I would like an owl.

 

An Owl is not an animal.

 

Hmm, does that make it a mineral or a vegetable then?

 

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I did say 'not strictly an animal'. However:

 

http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/

 

Home page indicates that birds are animals.

 

OK sweetheart? :)

 

That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals.

 

Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused:

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That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals.

 

Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused:

 

:smt049

 

I'm not an animal!

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Yes you are. Humans are part of the animal kingdom.

 

Or

 

Did you mean that in the Pepperami sense..? ;)

 

:-&

 

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She's not hot...............

 

:-&

 

:-&

 

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Posted

Great white shark.

 

Then I'd teach it to do tricks, like the dolphins at Sea World, only not as ghey. Things like eating fat American kids and long division.

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A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom.

Guest Dark Sotonic Mills
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I want one of these

 

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That's not a Velociraptor, thats a Deinonychus!!

 

Honestly, some people just don't know their Dinos. :D

 

Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors. I'd say that was more turkey sized, especially considering Jesus was around 2,000 years ago who people were much shorter.

 

Personally I'd have either a dimetrodon (not technically a dinosaur)

 

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Or better yet and ankylosaur, nobody f*cks with them.

 

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Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors.

 

Pfffft, Come on, that's so obviously a baby. :D

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Woodlice.

 

I found a load of them under the shoe rack the other day. I may have saved them if i had known. As i didn't i killed a lot of them and just removed the bottom shelf off the shoe rack and threw the whole lot in the outside bin. Annoying things. I'm not sure why such a large amount attached themselves to one shelf rather then spreading out, but i'm not complaining as it made them easier to remove :p

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Awww bless - me too!

 

However, I'm watching Big Cat Diary on BBC1 ATM and I could easily be persuaded to adopt a baby cheetah.

 

How many cheetah cubs are alive now. The last time I saw it 2 went missing. Probably down the park smoking skunk or out on the lash. They are such stupid ****s.

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