Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 (edited) What would it be and why? I'd probably go with a gorilla, they're big and scary so it could be my personal bodyguard. Edited 7 October, 2008 by Master Bates
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 A lion. Having seen that youtube video of Christian the Lion. And I love cats
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Posted 7 October, 2008 A decent thread subject. Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason.
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason. What sort of bird was Professor Yaffle?
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Posted 7 October, 2008 What sort of bird was Professor Yaffle? I'd say a woodpecker, however some may claim him to be a carved wooden book-end type of bird.
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Animals not whatever a thread's classed as, I reckon an eagle would suit you for some reason. I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..?
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Posted 7 October, 2008 I wouldn't have the energy or dedication to raise an animal. I can raise a smile though. Will that do..? Yeah that'll do, although for your missus' sake I hope you can raise other things
Al de Man Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Mayfly - I've never had the longest attenti...
Hatch Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever animal would provide me with bacon sandwiches. Japanese restaurant monkeys?
Hatch Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Japanese restaurant monkeys? That sounds like a name of a band that someone like Rory would like.
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Not strictly an animal........ I would like an owl.
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Not strictly an animal........ I would like an owl. An Owl is not an animal. Hmm, does that make it a mineral or a vegetable then? Kingdom Animalia Phylum Chordata Subphylum Vertebrata Class Aves Order Strigiformes Family Strigidae
Saint_clark Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 A white rhino. This is in no way racist, I would just as happily accept a black rhino.
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 An Owl is not an animal. Hmm, does that make it a mineral or a vegetable then? Kingdom Animalia Phylum Chordata Subphylum Vertebrata Class Aves Order Strigiformes Family Strigidae I did say 'not strictly an animal'. However: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/ Home page indicates that birds are animals. OK sweetheart?
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I did say 'not strictly an animal'. However: http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/ Home page indicates that birds are animals. OK sweetheart? That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals. Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused:
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 That's a good one. I'm trying to think of the biological types, that have a beating heart, that aren't animals. Err.. fish and non-air breathing sea creatures, insects and spiders. Can't think of any others..? :confused: :smt049 I'm not an animal!
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 :smt049 I'm not an animal! Yes you are. Humans are part of the animal kingdom. Or Did you mean that in the Pepperami sense..?
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Posted 7 October, 2008 Yes you are. Humans are part of the animal kingdom. Or Did you mean that in the Pepperami sense..? :-& :-& She's not hot............... :-& :-& so I heard
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 :-& :-& She's not hot............... :-& :-& so I heard I thought you were deaf :confused: Oh hang on - my bad. You're blind, aren't you. And we all know why
Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Author Posted 7 October, 2008 I thought you were deaf :confused: Oh hang on - my bad. You're blind, aren't you. And we all know why I certainly didn't see that one coming
Arizona Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Great white shark. Then I'd teach it to do tricks, like the dolphins at Sea World, only not as ghey. Things like eating fat American kids and long division.
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 A monkey. If it were legal in this country to own a monkey, I'd have one already. Although I think my missus would get confused as to who was whom.
Colinjb Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 Already been done... That's not a Velociraptor, thats a Deinonychus!! Honestly, some people just don't know their Dinos.
Arizona Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 That's not a Velociraptor, thats a Deinonychus!! Honestly, some people just don't know their Dinos. Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors. I'd say that was more turkey sized, especially considering Jesus was around 2,000 years ago who people were much shorter. Personally I'd have either a dimetrodon (not technically a dinosaur) Or better yet and ankylosaur, nobody f*cks with them.
Colinjb Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 Velociraptors are roughly turkey sized, whereas deinonychus were more like the Jurassic Park - human sized raptors. Pfffft, Come on, that's so obviously a baby.
bridge too far Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 I want one of these Awww bless - me too! However, I'm watching Big Cat Diary on BBC1 ATM and I could easily be persuaded to adopt a baby cheetah.
Deppo Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 Cuddles from Keith Harris and Orville. He looks like a right laugh.
percy windham Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Snow Leopard. i once dressed as a snow leopard. mark dennis said i was the best snow leopard he had ever seen.
Pip87 Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Woodlice. I found a load of them under the shoe rack the other day. I may have saved them if i had known. As i didn't i killed a lot of them and just removed the bottom shelf off the shoe rack and threw the whole lot in the outside bin. Annoying things. I'm not sure why such a large amount attached themselves to one shelf rather then spreading out, but i'm not complaining as it made them easier to remove
LittleAngel Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Woodlice. They are pretty awesome. Esp when they curl up in a ball and you can roll them across the ground :-)
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 They are pretty awesome. Esp when they curl up in a ball and you can roll them across the ground :-) Or snort them
The King Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 A cheetah...after watching big cat diary last night
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Looks like one of those 'What happens next' pictures
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Awww bless - me too! However, I'm watching Big Cat Diary on BBC1 ATM and I could easily be persuaded to adopt a baby cheetah. How many cheetah cubs are alive now. The last time I saw it 2 went missing. Probably down the park smoking skunk or out on the lash. They are such stupid ****s.
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 (edited) A hedgehog. Lots of little *****s though I cannot believe this filter will not allow the work 'pr1ck' :shock: Edited 9 October, 2008 by bridge too far Fruitin' filter
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