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I plan on having my friends get me stuffed, dress me up as Santa Claus then throwing me off the top of a building with a noose around my neck.

 

Or get them to just have my body donated to science, where hot female scientists can play with my body in sexual ways.

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Freeze me and send the bill to the ex wife every month along with the court order demanding SHE has to pay for my upkeep for the next 1,000 years

 

oops sorry feeling *****y this morning

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Put me in a cardboard coffin and bury me under a tree without any sort of ridiculous religious service.

 

This is what I want to happen too.

 

Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living.

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This is what I want to happen too.

 

Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living.

 

And cremations are polluting IMO. And you never know whose ashes you actually get afterwards.

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I will just have the standard Scientology service, safe in the knowledge that my thetan will be going on to assume a new life.

 

Our loss is gain

In wisdom and in skill

To future dates and other smiles

And so we send into the

Chain of all enduring time

Our heritage

Our hope

Our friend.

Goodbye, Tiggs.

Your people thank you for having lived.

Earth is better for your having lived.

Men, women and children are alive today

Because you lived.

We thank you for coming to us.

We do not contest your right to go away.

Your debts are paid.

This chapter of thy life is shut.

Go now, dear Tiggs and live once more

In happier time and place.

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I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her.

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I lol'd!

 

I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side

 

Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into...

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