Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I plan on having my friends get me stuffed, dress me up as Santa Claus then throwing me off the top of a building with a noose around my neck. Or get them to just have my body donated to science, where hot female scientists can play with my body in sexual ways.
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Put me in a cardboard coffin and bury me under a tree without any sort of ridiculous religious service.
dubai_phil Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Freeze me and send the bill to the ex wife every month along with the court order demanding SHE has to pay for my upkeep for the next 1,000 years oops sorry feeling *****y this morning
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Hollow me out and wear my skin. Someone else can then benefit from my god damn good looks!
scott_saints Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever. Burn or bury not too fussed. I wouldn't like to have a church funeral, as I get p1ssed off with all the religious story telling/preaching.
Saint Martini Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 They can have a few of my organs and then just bury me somewhere.
PompeyLass Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I'm quite taken with the idea of donating my body to science when I die, quite fancy the idea of being on the tv with this guy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_von_Hagens
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I want to paraded around town on a big stick dressed as Gary Glitter.
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 With a bit of luck, I'll be food for fishes in the Mediterranean.
tombletomble Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Put me in a cardboard coffin and bury me under a tree without any sort of ridiculous religious service. This is what I want to happen too. Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living.
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 This is what I want to happen too. Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living. And cremations are polluting IMO. And you never know whose ashes you actually get afterwards.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I think my friends would enjoy bumming my cold dead body. If it makes them happy, then I would be happy.
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 I will just have the standard Scientology service, safe in the knowledge that my thetan will be going on to assume a new life. Our loss is gain In wisdom and in skill To future dates and other smiles And so we send into the Chain of all enduring time Our heritage Our hope Our friend. Goodbye, Tiggs. Your people thank you for having lived. Earth is better for your having lived. Men, women and children are alive today Because you lived. We thank you for coming to us. We do not contest your right to go away. Your debts are paid. This chapter of thy life is shut. Go now, dear Tiggs and live once more In happier time and place.
saint_stevo Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches Spaz.
SuperMikey Posted 7 October, 2008 Posted 7 October, 2008 Medical science. I want Gunther Von Hagens to touch me.
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 October, 2008 Posted 8 October, 2008 Hey if im a use to someone then so be it! Ill be loved even after death (even if it is for the wrong reasons!)
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