Master Bates Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I plan on having my friends get me stuffed, dress me up as Santa Claus then throwing me off the top of a building with a noose around my neck. Or get them to just have my body donated to science, where hot female scientists can play with my body in sexual ways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 bury it in the ground. I love worms Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Turn it into Glue, Pet Food and Hot-dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Put me in a cardboard coffin and bury me under a tree without any sort of ridiculous religious service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Freeze me and send the bill to the ex wife every month along with the court order demanding SHE has to pay for my upkeep for the next 1,000 years oops sorry feeling *****y this morning Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Donated to Tescos for the value range sausages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Hollow me out and wear my skin. Someone else can then benefit from my god damn good looks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Whatever. Burn or bury not too fussed. I wouldn't like to have a church funeral, as I get p1ssed off with all the religious story telling/preaching. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Martini Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 They can have a few of my organs and then just bury me somewhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PompeyLass Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I'm quite taken with the idea of donating my body to science when I die, quite fancy the idea of being on the tv with this guy, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gunther_von_Hagens Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I want to paraded around town on a big stick dressed as Gary Glitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 With a bit of luck, I'll be food for fishes in the Mediterranean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tombletomble Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Put me in a cardboard coffin and bury me under a tree without any sort of ridiculous religious service. This is what I want to happen too. Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 This is what I want to happen too. Its quite ridiculous the amount of space that is used for burials. Just think if everyone wanted to be buried in a cemetery. There would be no space left for the living. And cremations are polluting IMO. And you never know whose ashes you actually get afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Bit of ****ing on it. Bit of dancing on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I think my friends would enjoy bumming my cold dead body. If it makes them happy, then I would be happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I will just have the standard Scientology service, safe in the knowledge that my thetan will be going on to assume a new life. Our loss is gain In wisdom and in skill To future dates and other smiles And so we send into the Chain of all enduring time Our heritage Our hope Our friend. Goodbye, Tiggs. Your people thank you for having lived. Earth is better for your having lived. Men, women and children are alive today Because you lived. We thank you for coming to us. We do not contest your right to go away. Your debts are paid. This chapter of thy life is shut. Go now, dear Tiggs and live once more In happier time and place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 I am going to stalk this world forever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches Spaz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 7 October, 2008 Share Posted 7 October, 2008 Medical science. I want Gunther Von Hagens to touch me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I want to be cremated, and my ashes scattered over a tasty green salad, which Lucy Pinder shall eat. It'll be the only opportunity I'll ever have to be inside of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I couldn't give a ****, as i'll be dead by then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 take a cast of my c*ck and sell it in ann summers so i can carry on pleasing b*tches I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I lol'd! I would like to be stuffed and made into a handy coffee table, with me on all fours smiling with my head tilted to one side Purchased by teh gayz who will forever admire the position you wish to be made into... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Hey if im a use to someone then so be it! Ill be loved even after death (even if it is for the wrong reasons!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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