I'm off sick today...

[benjii]

which is good news for you lot.

 

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

[Hatch]

wet in anticipation

;-)

[ericofarabia]

wet in anticipation

;-)

 

Well, don't stand outside in the rain ... come back in.

 

Is wet in anticipation one stage up from the normal Moist ?

[Dog]

which is good news for you lot.

 

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

 

Will you figging up later, or is that why you're ill?

[benjii]

If I get really bored I suppose it's an option. There's a Tesco Express next door but their fresh produce stock leaves a lot to be desired.

 

Will probably just make-do with the typical internet trawl and pump.

[South Londoner]

Should we be afraid ? Is it something catching ?

[benjii]

I think you'll be safe in London, unless it chooses to drive along the M4.

[trousers]

which is good news for you lot.

 

Watch out for my interesting, stimulating and, I dare to hope just a tiny bit, lovely threads throughout the day.

 

Too ill to work but not ill enough to operate a computer? Are you a public sector worker or something....? ;-)

[benjii]

Too ill to work but not ill enough to operate a computer? Are you a public sector worker or something....? ;-)

 

I can do some work from home if need be.

 

I do feel like **** though and posting snippets of wisdom on here requires a fraction of the application and concentration that my job does!

[Jillyanne]

I can do some work from home if need be.

 

I do feel like **** though and posting snippets of wisdom on here requires a fraction of the application and concentration that my job does!

 

[buctootim]

"I am sick" means something very offensive in Turkish.