Conjunctivitis

[thesaint sfc]

What a c*nt it is.

 

I had a massive stye which I poked earlier and a crazy amount of puss came out. It says all over the internet that you're not supposed to do it - but it certainly feels a lot better now.

 

That is all.

[Dog]

Rub garlic into it.

[thesaint sfc]

It's conjunctivitis, not vampireitus.

[Pancake]

Stop using your sisters eye makeup then.

[thesaint sfc]

Nah, I think it's where I got some sperm in it

[Dog]

Oh if that's the case, get some Tiger Balm rubbed in there, really rub under the eyeball.

[benjii]

Try carving a but plug out of ginger root and then sliding it carefully into your anus.