thesaint sfc Posted 8 November, 2010 Share Posted 8 November, 2010 What a c*nt it is. I had a massive stye which I poked earlier and a crazy amount of puss came out. It says all over the internet that you're not supposed to do it - but it certainly feels a lot better now. That is all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 November, 2010 Share Posted 8 November, 2010 Rub garlic into it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 8 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 November, 2010 It's conjunctivitis, not vampireitus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 8 November, 2010 Share Posted 8 November, 2010 Stop using your sisters eye makeup then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 8 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 8 November, 2010 Nah, I think it's where I got some sperm in it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 8 November, 2010 Share Posted 8 November, 2010 Oh if that's the case, get some Tiger Balm rubbed in there, really rub under the eyeball. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 8 November, 2010 Share Posted 8 November, 2010 Try carving a but plug out of ginger root and then sliding it carefully into your anus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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