It's Firework Night

[dune]

Got a pack of super sky rockets to let off soon.

[RedArmy]

Chav.

[Lighthouse]

Which animals are we attaching them to this year then? Cat is such a cliche, I'm going for horse and possibly alligator.

[dune]

Chav.

 

Why?

 

It's great fun letting off your own fireworks.

[dune]

I cut the display short after one of the rocket inexplicably went up about 12 feet then decided to shoot off horizontally into the back of a house in the neighbouring estate exploding as it hit the wall. Time for a quick exit.

[Thedelldays]

I cut the display short after one of the rocket inexplicably went up about 12 feet then decided to shoot off horizontally into the back of a house in the neighbouring estate exploding as it hit the wall. Time for a quick exit.

 

dont let them off in the street then

[dune]

dont let them off in the street then

 

I didn't. It was from my garden. And i've just let the rest off without incident barring one which went straight into the oak tree.

[Deppo]

Imagine if that oak had been a small white child - would you still be happy?

[dune]

Imagine if that oak had been a small white child - would you still be happy?

 

The Oak tree is about 20 feet tall so i'm struggling to imagine it as a small white child.

[Deppo]

Sorry, I should have known that a man like you would struggle with things such as imagination.

[dune]

Sorry, I should have known that a man like you would struggle with things such as imagination.

 

Well clearly your comment was loaded, and given your reputation for posting drivel, I thought my response was suitable.

[SuperMikey]

Anyone else go to the fireworks at Mayflower Park? Thought they were excellent, the last few were magnificent! It was like daylight!

[Deppo]

Anyone else go to the fireworks at Mayflower Park? Thought they were excellent, the last few were magnificent! It was like daylight!

 

Why not just go out during the day if that sort of thing impresses you so much? You could walk around each and every day, open mouthed and amazed at the light.

[SuperMikey]

Why not just go out during the day if that sort of thing impresses you so much? You could walk around each and every day, open mouthed and amazed at the light.

 

Why go out during the day when I could be inside w4nking?

[Deppo]

Do the masturbating at night, when it's dark - you've made it clear you're not impressed by the darkness.

[SuperMikey]

But there's fireworks at night..

[Deppo]

There'll be fireworks if you're caught masturbating during the daytime.

[SuperMikey]

There'll be fireworks if you're caught masturbating during the daytime.

 

Not if you're up in Horton Heath.

[latter day saint]

There'll be fireworks if you're caught masturbating during the daytime.

i must be doing it all wrong then ? i just end up with this warm, sticky stuff ??

[hamster]

****ING FIREWORKS. They should be banned and only allowed on FIREWORKS NIGHT. My dogs have not stfu all evening.

[bridge too far]

****ING FIREWORKS. They should be banned and only allowed on FIREWORKS NIGHT. My dogs have not stfu all evening.

 

And my little granddaughter didn't get to sleep until 10.30 because 'I don't like fineworks Nana'

[hamster]

And my little granddaughter didn't get to sleep until 10.30 because 'I don't like fineworks Nana'

 

What about you b, do you like 'fireworks'?

[Whitey Grandad]

And my little granddaughter didn't get to sleep until 10.30 because 'I don't like fineworks Nana'

 

Are you still in Switzerland?