Has Nigel Adkins got false teeth?

[dune]

I've noticed that he shows a bit too much of his top gum when he talks, which leads me to think that they're not his real teeth.

[rshephard3]

Everyone considers this such a biting issue that noone replied for 20 minutes, come on people get your teeth into this thread will you...

[Badger]

A manager,whose teeth might not really be his own. The shame of it.

 

Adkins out.

 

And Cotese out too, for not checking his dental record before appointing him.

[Badger]

Everyone considers this such a biting issue that noone replied for 20 minutes, come on people get your teeth into this thread will you...

 

If the OP was expecting this to become a serious issue then he was clearly going to be up a gum tree...

[once_bitterne]

He is Nothern so I would assume there is a high chance he has false teeth.

 

I assume he has rickets as well. HTH.

[Ken Tone]

I've noticed that he shows a bit too much of his top gum when he talks, which leads me to think that they're not his real teeth.

 

Oh no! If he hasn't got his own teeth, how will we know how old he is?

[paris]

Who cares............

[martel]

I've noticed that he shows a bit too much of his top gum when he talks, which leads me to think that they're not his real teeth.

 

If you are right, then think of it as a bonus, pull a nice chick and you can kiss her and bite her backside at the same time!

[Asaint4ever]

Why does he always say,,,, listen to me ?

[Dimond Geezer]

Possibly not, he was a 'keeper, and as an ex-keeper myself I lost my front teeth by diving into a melee of players to get the ball, and getting a gobful of boot for my troubles. I just hope he remembers to glue them in before any half-time rants. There's nothing more embarrasing than your teeth flying out when your shouting at someone. . Although the kids find it funny.

[MarkSFC]

I'm not going to bite, this thread sucks.

[Badger]

He is ****ed off with this thread and won't be doing any more interviews. Crosby is 'filling' in.

[dubai_phil]

Another sad attempt to put a dent al through the reputation of our Management Team.

 

Dune - brace yourself for abuse

[Draino76]

Is anything real to be fair. Life is just an illusion IMO.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

If he has got false teeth, how can we believe a word he says?

[Badger]

Is Adkins trying to sign Czech bloke, Jan Molar for us ?

[Teddy Nutkins]

I've noticed that he shows a bit too much of his top gum when he talks, which leads me to think that they're not his real teeth.

 

 

I'm going to have a root around, to see what i can find out for you.

[sambosa75]

I think people are making a mountain out of a molar hill over this...

 

Only thing I care about is Adkins having the wisdom to brace us for promotion.

[simo]

Anyone know the toof ?

[Johnny Bognor]

Looks like I'm filling in for you guys, until someone comes up with something better.

[saintmatt]

Everyone considers this such a biting issue that noone replied for 20 minutes, come on people get your teeth into this thread will you...

 

terrible, you're never gonna make a name for yourself on here with posts like that

[the stain]

Who cares............

 

Plastic fan...

[Right sider]

Surely the OP would've had the 'wisdom' to work out how this thread would go, or did they think it would just be 'flossed' over. Surprised no one has 'injected' a bit of 'tongue in cheek' humour either.

[Badger]

I think people are making a mountain out of a molar hill over this...

 

Only thing I care about is Adkins having the wisdom to brace us for promotion.

 

He's making sure the squad are brushing up for a promotion push.

[Armitage Shanks]

I do know that his favourite seat in the stands when he's watching a game is K9

[georgeweahscousin]

I've tried to ig-gnaw this thread for ages.........

[st alex]

I saw him coming out of Sainsbury's in Winchester yesterday and he had a limp, I think it was him, although it could have just been another quite ordinary looking man.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

I just can't palate threads like this. I know it's Tongue in cheek but unless anyone here is an incisor in the camp I suggest you all stop with the lip before you receive simolar threats from the club as the last big mouth. NA fought tooth and nail for this job.

[scott_saints]

This isn't very fair on Adkins. If any of you had false teeth I'm sure reading a thread about it would really denture confidence.

[OttawaSaint]

maybe it was accidontal...

[Badger]

I just can't palate threads like this. I know it's Tongue in cheek but unless anyone here is an incisor in the camp I suggest you all stop with the lip before you receive simolar threats from the club as the last big mouth. NA fought tooth and nail for this job.

 

According to his chairman Eddie Howe just said " no fangs."

[Jonnyboy]

plenty of fat to chew on in this thread

[Cestrian Saint]

I don't think he has false teeth, but I bet he's got a bag that used to have cakes in it.

[John Boy Saint]

Don't care! As long as I get to walk out of St Marys with a Colgate smile after every game.

[bender]

I'm not sure this finding will effect Adkin's ability to provide a team sheet at tooth hurty this Saturday.

[scotty]

I heard that NA sold all his Sc*nthorpe shares two weeks before leaving them to join us. He's being done for incisor trading.

[Dalek2003]

I don't care whether Adkins has got false teeth as long as his teams keep giving the opposition a good 'pastings'

 

Anyway from what I saw the team on Tuesday were well 'drilled' and to 'crown' it all we have the good news that Chaplow has signed, could he be a new 'cap'tain.

[wightman35]

A brace of goals from Ricky on Saturday and Dave Merrington will implant an incisive comment on the airwaves. We will soon be scaling new heights now that the team has more bite.

[hamster]

Hope that reading this thread doesn't hurt Nigel's fillings, I wonder what his flossophy on puns is?

 

I suppose the pain of a hard day at the orifice can be quite fulfilling and make his tenure more pallateable.

 

The Shrews fans reckon that if we play a weakened side it mat get fairy interesting but I reckon they'll get their gum-uppance.

 

TFIC

[dune]

If we carry on in this vein of form i'm not sure whether he'll deserve a statue like Teds, but he'll certainly deserve a plaque.

[patred44]

he was a keeper... if he got through his playing career with all his teeth intact he was either lucky or chicken.

:D

[scotty]

I'm surprised we havent heard from bridge too far on this thread. Maybe she's got enough on her plate already...

[Bakovnetski]

Would like to see him get the Manager of the Month plaque on his wall.

[Jonnyboy]

If we carry on in this vein of form i'm not sure whether he'll deserve a statue like Teds, but he'll certainly deserve a plaque.

 

if ya cant beat em, join em eh

[Dalek2003]

Some of these puns are far too clever for me, it is enough to 'denture' confidence.

[dune]

Some of these puns are far too clever for me, it is enough to 'denture' confidence.

 

My jaw dropped that you never mentioned glen hoddle.

[Jonnyboy]

My jaw dropped that you never mentioned glen hoddle.

 

gh sucked his **** once im told, didnt bite though

[hamster]

some qute gnawty puns on here, I think I'll chip in with a few more.

 

I saw Nigel in Bite-on the other week, he was with Martin Cranie(um)

[Dalek2003]

My jaw dropped that you never mentioned glen hoddle.

 

Listen I have told you before that the 'root' of SFC's problems was the failure to appoint Hoddle in 2004. I am not going to 'floss' over the issue. 'Check up' the facts for yourself if you like.

[eelpie]

Ok, but this is a digression. First things first. We never ever got to the bottom of Viafara's teeth.

Are they still buried in the pitch?

 

Where are Time Team when they are needed?