Murder

[Hatch]

What would be your preferred method of murder?

 

Assuming you really hate that person and you want to get away with it.

 

[Robsk II]

Nuke.

[Saint_Jonny]

Top top thread.

 

Well if I wanted to get away with it, id shoot the person I hate in the face (for the purposes of this thread lets call that person "Kevin Phillips"), anyway, so i've shot poor old Kev in the face, i'd then cover him in petrol and burn the corpse. Once the corpse is reduced to a pile of ash, i'd clean the area with some sort of super strong acid to remove the evidence, and put Kevs remains in the compost heap.

[LGTL]

Burnt at the stake. Doubt you could get away with it too easily though.

[ChrisPY]

Tear off their testicles and shove them down their throat forcing them to choke in what the police will describe as an absurd solo sex act gone wrong.

[Pancake]

Tamper with brakes on his or her car.

[Deppo]

I'd print off a huge list of hypochondriacs posts (all 15,000 of them) and make the victim read every single one of them until they either died of boredom or topped themselves - either way there's no way I could be caught.

[thesaint sfc]

I'd print off a huge list of hypochondriacs posts (all 15,000 of them) and make the victim read every single one of them until they either died of boredom or topped themselves - either way there's no way I could be caught.

 

You cruel basta*rd.

[Deppo]

I'd only use it in extreme circumstances, like if I had caught someone guilty of severe r ape

[Robsk II]

haha

[thesaint sfc]

I'd take a picture of SRS and show it to someone, only for a brief second though otherwise they would explode into tiny pieces and cover me in blood.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Take them on holiday to Portugal, give them an overdose, then pretend someone has stolen them.

 

Oh.

[SuperMikey]

Probably a Saw style trap, where they have two choices;

 

- Watch any film or TV show starring Sarah Jessica Parker

- Rip out their own eyeballs

 

Nature takes care of the rest for me.

[Liquidshokk]

Stick sewing pins in their eyeballs, cut off and feed them their manhood, cut open their stomach and show them their insides before pouring water over them and running 10000 volts through their body...

 

Wrong that I have someone in mind that I'd happily do that to...

[hamster]

cover them in chocolate and throw them to the lesbians.

[MINIBARCELONASAINT]

Curb stomp.

[RedAndWhite91]

Stick them in a Pompey shirt and watch them die of embarrassment.

[Lighthouse]

Make them watch every episode ever produced of 'What Katie/Peter did next'. Extreme I know, but I'm an evil b*stard.

[percy windham]

i would put them in a barrel and throw them over niagra falls.

[CB Saint]

Stick them in a Pompey shirt and watch them die of embarrassment.

 

Stick them in a pompey shirt and put them in the Northam End.

[Saint-scooby]

I love you all !!

[jjsaint]

I had a friend who used to come up with ways to kill people. This was his best:

 

Bury them up to their head is concrete, to render the jugular inaccessible. Cover their head in gravy, then release a pack of Rottweilers. The Rottweilers would have to bite through the skull in order to kill, which would take some time.

[buctootim]

Stick them in a pompey shirt and put them in the Northam End.

 

The ones nearest would try and cold shoulder him to death whilst those 30m away would try death by name calling.

[Dog]

Stick a red hot poker up their ars3 and withdraw quickly, then saw both thumbs off with a hacksaw.

[thesaint sfc]

Put someone in this

 

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