Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 Depends... If you are entering a competition about how long you can go without consuming food and someone is caught secretly eating food, im sure this statement could apply?
Scudamore Posted 6 October, 2008 Author Posted 6 October, 2008 How's about drinking several pints of beer without eating anything first...then being hideously c::nted?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 It can apply then too yes, if your in a 'who can get c::nted the quickest' competition. By definition, filling your stomach with food means the alcohol can be absorbed into the food rather than going straight into the blood, therefore slowing down the rate in which you get drunk, so eating would be cheating.
scott_saints Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 There is no need for food intake at weekends. This is fact.
saint_stevo Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 it is a stupid statement, cos i always end up eatin some hideous kebab at the end of the night anyway, and if i aint eaten i get c::nted and then the only thing to throw up is the beer i have just invested in and then onto teh painful bile
scott_saints Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 You need to train your stomach up a bit more stevo.
saint_stevo Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 i only drink snakebite. Adds to the projectile
Scudamore Posted 6 October, 2008 Author Posted 6 October, 2008 I'm seriously thinking of going teetotal for a little bit
saint_stevo Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 i have not been drunk in about 2 months, saved some cash and my body is now my temple.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 I'm seriously thinking of going teetotal for a little bit I find on a night out, I have to drink to enjoy it. The night seems long and fairly boring watching everyone else get c::nted. Dancing just aint the same either, as you realise you cant actually dance! Therefore, I dont think its possible I could ever go teetotal
Scudamore Posted 6 October, 2008 Author Posted 6 October, 2008 It's a ridiculus statement of course...i love booze too much
saint_stevo Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 Then you will always be slightly podgey and wear little plimpsoles
Scudamore Posted 6 October, 2008 Author Posted 6 October, 2008 I'm rocking the Stans at the moment actually... And i've lost a bit of weight as of late too...
saint_stevo Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 im due a new pair of stans, today may well be the day. Good on ya chubb
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 Stans being Adidas Stan Smiths? I found mine always make a leather squeaking noise when I walk???
Scudamore Posted 6 October, 2008 Author Posted 6 October, 2008 Chubb? Cheeky c::nt! I'm all skin and bone...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 Chubb? Cheeky c::nt! I'm all skin and bone... Just a lot of skin and big bones?
Essruu Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 I find on a night out, I have to drink to enjoy it. The night seems long and fairly boring watching everyone else get c::nted. Dancing just aint the same either, as you realise you cant actually dance! Therefore, I dont think its possible I could ever go teetotal If you have to get drunk to enjoy yourself then this proves my belief that you're a boring cnt in real life too. You use excessive alcohol to disguise the fact that you hate yourself as much as everyone else hates you.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 If you have to get drunk to enjoy yourself then this proves my belief that you're a boring cnt in real life too. You use excessive alcohol to disguise the fact that you hate yourself as much as everyone else hates you. Wow, its like you have known me all my life. :smiley thing which shows me looking bothered that I have just been called boring by a bald taxi driver: Do you not remember when you were young Ess? :smt064
Arizona Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 It can apply then too yes, if your in a 'who can get c::nted the quickest' competition. By definition, filling your stomach with food means the alcohol can be absorbed into the food rather than going straight into the blood, therefore slowing down the rate in which you get drunk, so eating would be cheating. Surely not eating would improve your chances of winning that?
scott_saints Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 If you can go out to town, and enjoy yourself without consuming alcohol- you are a weirdo. Fact.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 If you can go out to town, and enjoy yourself without consuming alcohol- you are a weirdo. Fact. Thats my point exactly Scotty Dawg
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 Surely not eating would improve your chances of winning that? There are some on here who don't need alcohol to get in that condition.
TopGun Posted 6 October, 2008 Posted 6 October, 2008 If you can go out to town, and enjoy yourself without consuming alcohol- you are a weirdo. Fact. If I was 21 and going out on the razz in town I would drink teh booze. Being 40 if I was going out with 21 year olds on the razz I would drink teh booze to pretend I was 21 still. But being 40 I can go out on the town without teh booze and have a laugh too. I win Scottie. You have to wait a few years to understand
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