Lad in the toilet

[Footballfan]

Anyone know if the lad who was lying on the floor in the toilet at half time is ok

Edited 31 October, 2010 by Footballfan

[saint boggy]

do you mean 'fool' or do you mean 'floor'?????

[NickG]

Only a fool would lay down in the toilets at a game and let a lad lay on top of him.

[Raven on the wing]

More importantly what flavour fool was it ? Raspberry perhaps ? Had it been poisoned, or did he skid on it and bang his head ? Did he get his "just desserts" ?

Edited 31 October, 2010 by Raven on the wing

[Lighthouse]

Only a fool would lay down in the toilets at a game and let a lad lay on top of him.

 

Maybe that's another typo and there was infact lard on the fool in the toilets. We can only guess.

[Robsk II]

It seems likely.

[VectisSaint]

Anyone know if the lad who was lying on the fool in the toilet at half time is ok

Lets hope he is OK and wasn't in need of help from any of the pedants on this forum.

[NickG]

was the fool ok?

[amsterdam]

No-one seemed to know him, they could see that he was just a fool...

[ItchenRob]

He looked in bad way to me and seemed to have gone a bit yellow. I alerted a steward who eventually went to see what was going on. I went back a bit later and he (the lad not the steward before anyone asks !) was at least sitting up and seemed conscious and was getting attention.

[NickG]

He looked in bad way to me and seemed to have gone a bit yellow. I alerted a steward who eventually went to see what was going on. I went back a bit later and he (the lad not the steward before anyone asks !) was at least sitting up and seemed conscious and was getting attention.

 

why wasn't the steward able to sit up and remain conscious?

[Denzil]

He was probably just another drunken yob like most of our away following.

[the stain]

He was probably just another drunken yob like most of our away following.

 

Yet still managing to steward for the home team. God bless our brave boys!

[Fowllyd]

Judging by his posts later on, it was probably Dune.

[Smirking_Saint]

Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help.

 

Fainted i think.

Edited 31 October, 2010 by Smirking_Saint
Pedants ;)

[Lets B Avenue]

What flavour?

[Smirking_Saint]

Gooseberry

[The9]

Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help.

 

Feinted i think.

 

He's misled you there.

[Smirking_Saint]

He's misled you there.

 

Subtle shoulder movements on the way down, went round me too easily.

[The9]

Subtle shoulder movements on the way down, went round me too easily.

 

Good recovery though. By you, dunno about him.

[scotty]

odd that he hadnt eaten in 2 days but could afford a ticket for the game, I suppose its a question of priorities

[The9]

odd that he hadnt eaten in 2 days but could afford a ticket for the game, I suppose its a question of priorities

 

Maybe he HAD to.

 

Or maybe it was a sponsored fast that raised the money. You just don't know. You. Don't. Know.

[Lighthouse]

I hadn't eaten before the game either, although that's mainly because I'd spent the early hours of the morning praying to the man in the toilet after a rather good Halloween party. Got a hot dog AND a burger from the van outside the ground after the game and despite all this managed to go the whole day without any multi-coloured yawning. Great success!

[St Chalet]

So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not.

[RonManager]

All that remains is to establish the status of the fool upon which the lad was lain.

[Saint-scooby]

Hula hoops, he would of been fine if he had monster munch, hope he drove back ok ?

[Pancake]

Cryin at this thread. Gold. Comedy gold.

[Lighthouse]

So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not.

 

Personally I'd rather not eat, than eat Monster Munch, but that's just me.

[Saint-scooby]

To miss the game and smell of wee wee cant be good.

[Mattio]

haha classic thread! Stick it in the golden section!

[Smirking_Saint]

To miss the game and smell of wee wee cant be good.

 

He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up.

[Smirking_Saint]

haha classic thread! Stick it in the golden section!

 

Golden shower ?

[Lighthouse]

He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up.

 

Was he p*ssed on?

[hypochondriac]

Now THAT is how you do humour on the main board. Cracking people.

[Saint-scooby]

He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up.

 

If he was lying on the toilet floor, pretty sure he got a bit damp with wee wee, I mean the floors are normally quite deep with the stuff, I never wear leaky shoes to football for that reason.

[Liquidshokk]

I don't get it.

[Footballfan]

Lucky for him the floor was not covered in wee like most grounds we visit these days,

[hughieslastminutegoal]

So to sum up. Fan was ill, fan now better and a general agreement that it is better to eat than not.

 

..and if you are going to eat something make sure it's not a ring full of hollow calories.

[Saint-scooby]

Lucky for him the floor was not covered in wee like most grounds we visit these days,

 

That's a relief.

[saint boggy]

I don't get it.

 

don't worry...i'm sure someone will come along soon....

[Seaford Saint]

Boy floored by bog standard toilet humour

[suewhistle]

He was p*ssed off, but not p*ssed up.

Was he p*ssed on?

 

Hmm, a very good example of prepositions changing meaning. I'll have to include it in one of my English lessons. (Not this afternoon's primary school classes!).

[Chez]

Yeah he is fine, i spoke to him yesterday, he said he can't remember what happened and ended up on the floor. He missed most of the game though apparantly. And no he wasn't drunk, he reckons it is because he only ate one pack of Hula-hoops in 2 days, which probably didn't help.

 

Fainted i think.

I can't imagine how bad he would have been had he had eaten two bags...

[Minty]

I blame Cortese.

[chocco boxo]

noticed the toliets at Yeovil had flowers in them, nice touch.

[thesaint sfc]

Credit to the lad for being able to find space to lie down in the toilets during half time.

[Lighthouse]

http://www.lyingdowngame.net/

[skintsaint]

http://www.lyingdowngame.net/

 

http://www.tards.com more like

[hamster]

Heard tonight from a mate who was there that he was arrested.

 

There was a little scuffle with the steward who sat on him and in the melee a police officer had a bottle of toilet cleaner thrown over him, so perhaps not so funny after all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

He was charged with a bleach of the police.

[OttawaSaint]

noticed the toliets at Yeovil had flowers in them, nice touch.

 

I always wondered what happened to Tim...