Things you had achieved by the time you were 25....?

[Huffton]

F**k Off Durleyfoss.

 

 

accidentally *** ** ***** ** someone's ***

 

put my penis in someone's ear?

[thefunkygibbons]

I'm not laughing, well done! Incidentally, when you are at parties what do you say when people ask what you do?

 

Chartered Accountants don't go to parties

 

 

 

 

 

As it happens, I say I work for a pet company

[tony13579]

left home at 18

Cycled a 24 hour race

Toured Engalnd and Wales on a 125cc

Bought a house

Bought my first new car

Been to 45 american states

Driven round most of Europe

Shut the M3

[Pancake]

touched Matthew LeTissiers penis

 

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

[Deano6]

By the age of 25 I'd managed to hang on to my virginity.

[Whitey Grandad]

By the age of 25 I'd managed to hang on to my virginity.

 

You needn't have bothered. You can get it back after you reach 60.

[The Cat]

A meaningless degree and a daily pot habit.

 

Although both of these did combine to help me start my first and only business from which I'm now retired, albeit with slightly less fame, fortune and prison time than Howard Marks.

[hamster]

Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?

 

Fraid so, and it wasn't strictly speaking accidental. Happened whilst searching him at the airport, i was very careful not to search him so thoroughly on future occasions

 

It was similar to this incident and I swear it is true:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA