Huffton Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 F**k Off Durleyfoss. accidentally *** ** ***** ** someone's *** put my penis in someone's ear? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 I'm not laughing, well done! Incidentally, when you are at parties what do you say when people ask what you do? Chartered Accountants don't go to parties As it happens, I say I work for a pet company Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 left home at 18 Cycled a 24 hour race Toured Engalnd and Wales on a 125cc Bought a house Bought my first new car Been to 45 american states Driven round most of Europe Shut the M3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 touched Matthew LeTissiers penis Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 By the age of 25 I'd managed to hang on to my virginity. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 By the age of 25 I'd managed to hang on to my virginity. You needn't have bothered. You can get it back after you reach 60. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 A meaningless degree and a daily pot habit. Although both of these did combine to help me start my first and only business from which I'm now retired, albeit with slightly less fame, fortune and prison time than Howard Marks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 Say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? Fraid so, and it wasn't strictly speaking accidental. Happened whilst searching him at the airport, i was very careful not to search him so thoroughly on future occasions It was similar to this incident and I swear it is true: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Mlch97EQDA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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