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Things you had achieved by the time you were 25....?

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Special K

Special K

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Pretty much sweet FA as i spent my formative years spoffing time away on getting lashed and laid. I did get an average degree from an average Uni, spent some time travelling around, had 3 jobs, met a load of good people but other than that, not a great deal.

dune

dune

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Threw a kettle over a pub

 

That reminds me, i fell through the hatch in the bar of the frog and frigatte twice in quick sucession in true dell boy style.

Dog

Dog

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Lived around the world twice.

Run a multi million pound company.

Owned my own helicopter.

Starred in two porn movies.

Married a supermodel.

Caught a marlin.

Caught a shark.

Shot an elephant.

Spent 10 years in jail.

Owned a BMW 316i.

SNSUN

SNSUN

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Sang in the Sydney Opera House, Royal Albert Hall and other amazing places.

 

Got laid.

 

Ruined my liver through binge drinking.

 

Ummm, that's about it.

RedAndWhite91

RedAndWhite91

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I've still got five years to go but I don't want to feel left out.

 

Been attacked by riot police on a lads holiday.

Scored two goals at St. Mary's.

Had sex on a beach.

Seen a bit of the world, but not enough of it.

Went to Hartlepool away on a Tuesday night.

 

As you can see, I haven't achieved a lot in my life. Next stop: Marriage, house ownership, and divorce!

Deano6

Deano6

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Been around the world a couple of times and fought in a war.

 

I'd also enjoyed 3somes, 4somes and moresomes by that age and been ****ed on every continent bar Antarctica.

 

You must have an ar$ehole like a clown's pocket.

Colinjb

Colinjb

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Honours Degree in Engineering

Owned a home

Job with Company Car

Played 45 minutes at St Mary's

Ran a Student Radio Station

Shook the hand of Matt Le Tissier

FA Level 2 Coaching Badge

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LGTL

LGTL

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1st Class Honours Degree, and that's about it.

 

I now have three years to get a house and a good job, and i'll be happy in life.

Andy_Porter

Andy_Porter

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Started my own business about a year ago and things are going really well. That's really the only thing of note I have done with my life.

 

Still can't compain, could be far worse.

tpbury

tpbury

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Thatcher said - "If you don't own a car by the time you are 25 then you are a failure". Seven years or so later (aged 25), I didn't have a car, a wife or a house. I said, "MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I BECOME!" Then realised that she was full of 5hit and I was ok.

ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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i can trump that,

 

Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett.

 

I got a daggers stare from Sacha Distel whilst he was checking in at The Meridian Hotel Abu Dhabi at about 0200 (presumably just arrived after a flight from Paris). We were just rolling out of a pub and I shouted out across the foyer "Hey Slasher ... and started singing Rain Drops keep fallin on my head"

 

He didn't seem too amused ... neither was my Mrs who gave me a jab in the ribs to shut me up :?

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ericofarabia

ericofarabia

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Saw Saints promoted for the first time ever to Top Tier Division (although can't say i actually saw or remember any of it) and actually was at 1st ever Div 1 game at The Dell.

Saw Saints qualify for Europe on several occasions but sadly never made an away trip.

Saw Saints get relegated followed by Promotion a few years later. That interim period of course included MAY 1ST 1976 which I'm glad to say i attended and the carnival week of events that followed.

Another trip to Wembley for League Cup but we of course lost that one to Forest.

Moved overseas (Maggie said if you want a job get on your bike ... well I went a few steps further and took a Brtitish Airways Tristar!!)

Met future (and still present Mrs Eoa) but didn't actually get married until after my 25th b'day.

Dibden Purlieu Saint

Dibden Purlieu Saint

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Pretty much sweet FA as i spent my formative years spoffing time away on getting lashed and laid. I did get an average degree from an average Uni, spent some time travelling around, had 3 jobs, met a load of good people but other than that, not a great deal.

 

This. But I also bought a house just before my 26th birthday in May, does that count, or is it literally before turning 25?

hamster

hamster

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I'm feeling left out.

 

I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. :(

 

Must try harder.

 

 

F**k Off Durleyfoss.

 

there you go, you've now been told to f**k offf by someone who has met Buzz Aldrin and touched Matthew LeTissiers penis (me not you) amongst other amazing things.

 

me:

danced in a fountain in Munich

Kissed my future wife (this one not the other one) when I was aged only 13 and she was 18!!

been arrested

kissed another man (didn't really like it)

dressed as a woman on more than one occasion (liked it)

been on an aeroplane

married

divorced

been slapped in the face really hard by a woman

skived off school (for 1 whole afternoon)

got 3 CSE's

got 1 'O' Level

listened to my sister having sex from inside her wardrobe

flew an aeroplane (this may have been when I was 26)

almost caught a golfball in my mouth (not planned, just a good shot), claret everywhere

crashed a motorbike under a transit van

crashed a Cortina under an arctic

accidentally *** ** ***** ** someone's ***

inadvertently tasted my own 'ahem'

brushed my teeth with a toothbrush that my (EX) wife used for cleaning up cat poo

been involved in a bar brawl

latter day saint

latter day saint

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Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene.

been told to **** off by Neville Southall & Daley Thompson on the same day!

 

been on stage with the Prodigy

ate whale meat

travelled a little bit

pickled my brain with various chemicals

been on MOTD

s hagged gf's mum

been bitten by an otter

Durleyfos

Durleyfos

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Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves

 

i can trump that,

 

Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett.

 

Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene.

 

I'm feeling left out.

 

I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. :(

 

Must try harder.

 

F*ck off Durleyfos!

 

If you're Kerry Katona, I think I may have won this game.

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