saint_stevo Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 List them here, i am intrigued Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 been round the world twice Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I bought my first house, started my own business, I could boil an runny egg and make toast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Pretty much sweet FA as i spent my formative years spoffing time away on getting lashed and laid. I did get an average degree from an average Uni, spent some time travelling around, had 3 jobs, met a load of good people but other than that, not a great deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Bought a house Got married Got divorced Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Multi-Millionaire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Got stoned every day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Threw a kettle over a pub Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Threw a kettle over a pub That reminds me, i fell through the hatch in the bar of the frog and frigatte twice in quick sucession in true dell boy style. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
View From The Top Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been around the world a couple of times and fought in a war. I'd also enjoyed 3somes, 4somes and moresomes by that age and been ****ed on every continent bar Antarctica. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Persuaded the wife to try it in the tradesmans. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Fought in two conflicts... Went around the world Lived with two if my best mates in a place with a huge jacuzzi Owned a BMW M3 And much of what VFTT says Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Lived around the world twice. Run a multi million pound company. Owned my own helicopter. Starred in two porn movies. Married a supermodel. Caught a marlin. Caught a shark. Shot an elephant. Spent 10 years in jail. Owned a BMW 316i. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I was able to finsh a 100 piece jigsaw. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Sang in the Sydney Opera House, Royal Albert Hall and other amazing places. Got laid. Ruined my liver through binge drinking. Ummm, that's about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 There is so much I have to do in the next 5 and a bit years.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 reached 24 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Sweet FA to be honest, it was after 25 that I really started to understand my life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves i can trump that, Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 i can trump that, Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett. Yup, I can't better that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Learned to tie my own shoelaces. I'm not 25 for another 6 years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I've still got five years to go but I don't want to feel left out. Been attacked by riot police on a lads holiday. Scored two goals at St. Mary's. Had sex on a beach. Seen a bit of the world, but not enough of it. Went to Hartlepool away on a Tuesday night. As you can see, I haven't achieved a lot in my life. Next stop: Marriage, house ownership, and divorce! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been around the world a couple of times and fought in a war. I'd also enjoyed 3somes, 4somes and moresomes by that age and been ****ed on every continent bar Antarctica. You must have an ar$ehole like a clown's pocket. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I worked in a pub kitchen for 4 hours, and a call centre for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Got married Bought a house Had two children Got divorced Got married again Performed (dance) at the Albert Hall Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I saw Mr Motivator in sports soccer, haven't done much else, but still got 4 years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Discovered Alcoholism Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAndWhite91 Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I saw Mr Motivator in sports soccer' date=' haven't done much else, but still got 4 years.[/quote'] Met him in Tesco Burseldon when I was little. Legend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves i can trump that, Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett. Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Threw a kettle over a pub what technique did you use? laces? i knew it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 (edited) Honours Degree in Engineering Owned a home Job with Company Car Played 45 minutes at St Mary's Ran a Student Radio Station Shook the hand of Matt Le Tissier FA Level 2 Coaching Badge Edited 20 October, 2010 by Colinjb Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I'm feeling left out. I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. Must try harder. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 1st Class Honours Degree, and that's about it. I now have three years to get a house and a good job, and i'll be happy in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 1st Class Honours Degree, and that's about it. I now have three years to get a house and a good job, and i'll be happy in life. Doesn't mean a lot if its in Media Studies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I'm feeling left out. I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. Must try harder. F*ck off Durleyfos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LGTL Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Doesn't mean a lot if its in Media Studies Lucky for me it isn't then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Got married. Got a double first at Cambridge. Bought a new house in Fareham (for £6395) Had a son I'm still waiting for something big to happen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 F*ck off Durleyfos! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Qualified as a Chartered Accountant Stop laughing at the back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Qualified as a Chartered Accountant Stop laughing at the back I'm not laughing, well done! Incidentally, when you are at parties what do you say when people ask what you do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JonnyLove Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 got an erection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andy_Porter Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Started my own business about a year ago and things are going really well. That's really the only thing of note I have done with my life. Still can't compain, could be far worse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Thatcher said - "If you don't own a car by the time you are 25 then you are a failure". Seven years or so later (aged 25), I didn't have a car, a wife or a house. I said, "MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I BECOME!" Then realised that she was full of 5hit and I was ok. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 (edited) i can trump that, Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett. I got a daggers stare from Sacha Distel whilst he was checking in at The Meridian Hotel Abu Dhabi at about 0200 (presumably just arrived after a flight from Paris). We were just rolling out of a pub and I shouted out across the foyer "Hey Slasher ... and started singing Rain Drops keep fallin on my head" He didn't seem too amused ... neither was my Mrs who gave me a jab in the ribs to shut me up Edited 20 October, 2010 by ericofarabia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Saw Saints promoted for the first time ever to Top Tier Division (although can't say i actually saw or remember any of it) and actually was at 1st ever Div 1 game at The Dell. Saw Saints qualify for Europe on several occasions but sadly never made an away trip. Saw Saints get relegated followed by Promotion a few years later. That interim period of course included MAY 1ST 1976 which I'm glad to say i attended and the carnival week of events that followed. Another trip to Wembley for League Cup but we of course lost that one to Forest. Moved overseas (Maggie said if you want a job get on your bike ... well I went a few steps further and took a Brtitish Airways Tristar!!) Met future (and still present Mrs Eoa) but didn't actually get married until after my 25th b'day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Pretty much sweet FA as i spent my formative years spoffing time away on getting lashed and laid. I did get an average degree from an average Uni, spent some time travelling around, had 3 jobs, met a load of good people but other than that, not a great deal. This. But I also bought a house just before my 26th birthday in May, does that count, or is it literally before turning 25? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 I'm feeling left out. I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. Must try harder. F**k Off Durleyfoss. there you go, you've now been told to f**k offf by someone who has met Buzz Aldrin and touched Matthew LeTissiers penis (me not you) amongst other amazing things. me: danced in a fountain in Munich Kissed my future wife (this one not the other one) when I was aged only 13 and she was 18!! been arrested kissed another man (didn't really like it) dressed as a woman on more than one occasion (liked it) been on an aeroplane married divorced been slapped in the face really hard by a woman skived off school (for 1 whole afternoon) got 3 CSE's got 1 'O' Level listened to my sister having sex from inside her wardrobe flew an aeroplane (this may have been when I was 26) almost caught a golfball in my mouth (not planned, just a good shot), claret everywhere crashed a motorbike under a transit van crashed a Cortina under an arctic accidentally *** ** ***** ** someone's *** inadvertently tasted my own 'ahem' brushed my teeth with a toothbrush that my (EX) wife used for cleaning up cat poo been involved in a bar brawl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 20 October, 2010 Share Posted 20 October, 2010 Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene. been told to **** off by Neville Southall & Daley Thompson on the same day! been on stage with the Prodigy ate whale meat travelled a little bit pickled my brain with various chemicals been on MOTD s hagged gf's mum been bitten by an otter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 21 October, 2010 Share Posted 21 October, 2010 Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves i can trump that, Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett. Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene. I'm feeling left out. I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. Must try harder. F*ck off Durleyfos! If you're Kerry Katona, I think I may have won this game. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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