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Things you had achieved by the time you were 25....?


saint_stevo

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Lived around the world twice.

Run a multi million pound company.

Owned my own helicopter.

Starred in two porn movies.

Married a supermodel.

Caught a marlin.

Caught a shark.

Shot an elephant.

Spent 10 years in jail.

Owned a BMW 316i.

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I've still got five years to go but I don't want to feel left out.

 

Been attacked by riot police on a lads holiday.

Scored two goals at St. Mary's.

Had sex on a beach.

Seen a bit of the world, but not enough of it.

Went to Hartlepool away on a Tuesday night.

 

As you can see, I haven't achieved a lot in my life. Next stop: Marriage, house ownership, and divorce!

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Thatcher said - "If you don't own a car by the time you are 25 then you are a failure". Seven years or so later (aged 25), I didn't have a car, a wife or a house. I said, "MY GOD! WHAT HAVE I BECOME!" Then realised that she was full of 5hit and I was ok.

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i can trump that,

 

Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett.

 

I got a daggers stare from Sacha Distel whilst he was checking in at The Meridian Hotel Abu Dhabi at about 0200 (presumably just arrived after a flight from Paris). We were just rolling out of a pub and I shouted out across the foyer "Hey Slasher ... and started singing Rain Drops keep fallin on my head"

 

He didn't seem too amused ... neither was my Mrs who gave me a jab in the ribs to shut me up :?

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Saw Saints promoted for the first time ever to Top Tier Division (although can't say i actually saw or remember any of it) and actually was at 1st ever Div 1 game at The Dell.

Saw Saints qualify for Europe on several occasions but sadly never made an away trip.

Saw Saints get relegated followed by Promotion a few years later. That interim period of course included MAY 1ST 1976 which I'm glad to say i attended and the carnival week of events that followed.

Another trip to Wembley for League Cup but we of course lost that one to Forest.

Moved overseas (Maggie said if you want a job get on your bike ... well I went a few steps further and took a Brtitish Airways Tristar!!)

Met future (and still present Mrs Eoa) but didn't actually get married until after my 25th b'day.

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Pretty much sweet FA as i spent my formative years spoffing time away on getting lashed and laid. I did get an average degree from an average Uni, spent some time travelling around, had 3 jobs, met a load of good people but other than that, not a great deal.

 

This. But I also bought a house just before my 26th birthday in May, does that count, or is it literally before turning 25?

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I'm feeling left out.

 

I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. :(

 

Must try harder.

 

 

F**k Off Durleyfoss.

 

there you go, you've now been told to f**k offf by someone who has met Buzz Aldrin and touched Matthew LeTissiers penis (me not you) amongst other amazing things.

 

me:

danced in a fountain in Munich

Kissed my future wife (this one not the other one) when I was aged only 13 and she was 18!!

been arrested

kissed another man (didn't really like it)

dressed as a woman on more than one occasion (liked it)

been on an aeroplane

married

divorced

been slapped in the face really hard by a woman

skived off school (for 1 whole afternoon)

got 3 CSE's

got 1 'O' Level

listened to my sister having sex from inside her wardrobe

flew an aeroplane (this may have been when I was 26)

almost caught a golfball in my mouth (not planned, just a good shot), claret everywhere

crashed a motorbike under a transit van

crashed a Cortina under an arctic

accidentally *** ** ***** ** someone's ***

inadvertently tasted my own 'ahem'

brushed my teeth with a toothbrush that my (EX) wife used for cleaning up cat poo

been involved in a bar brawl

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Been told to 'f*** off' by Keanu Reeves

 

i can trump that,

 

Been told to '**** off' by Ronnie Corbett.

 

Been told to '**** off' by Barry Sheene.

 

I'm feeling left out.

 

I haven't been told to 'f*ck off' by anyone vaguely famous. :(

 

Must try harder.

 

F*ck off Durleyfos!

 

If you're Kerry Katona, I think I may have won this game.

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