Rewind ro 2000 and something caption fun

[dune]

[PaulSaint]

"Where do you lot buy your brown envelopes?"

[MarkSFC]

"spot the cvnt" competition. Ties will be decided by the following:

 

"..........…… is the worst cvnt of all because ……...................(complete in no more than 10000 words)

[Secret Site Agent]

I don't think much of your chances in football in 10 years, 'Arry.

[JRM]

that's not from 2000

[JustMike]

ive seen the future svenn, you will end up at leicester whilst i will knock back the england job coz i dont want the papers digging into my private life

[lambertsrightleg]

i've no idea who this co*kney c*** is Mr Eriksson.

[Made in Southampton]

"Well you know, the guys a top, top lad You know ...... (And Repeat)

[saint_bert]

3 ****s in whos wearing the ****test coat contest

Edited 18 October, 2010 by saint_bert

[Rory]

HAPPIER times: Former Southampton manager Harry Redknapp, left, with the club's former chairman Rupert Lowe, centre, and former England boss and current Leicester City manager Sven Goran Eriksson pictured in 2005.

[hamster]

I've seen enough, I'm off, you coming Roops?

[saint michael]

look at what you coulda won

[rshephard3]

"Someone'll do a caption competition about this one day...."

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

Sven (to Lowe): 'Is he seeing anyone right now? I like his jowells.'

[hughieslastminutegoal]

This time Rupert makes a valuable contribution to a football discussion between football men.... by keeping his mouth firmly shut.

[PaulSaint]

So Sven, Ulrikas kebab - "baby camel toe" or "baggy wizards sleeve"?

[DT]

My my, your English really is coming along nicely, Mr Redknapp.

[CWD]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

[a1ex2001]

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...

 

genius.

[chocco boxo]

Not a Wise man between them, but there is one behind them!

[chocco boxo]

Southampton Coroner looks into the cause of death of Southampton Football Club.

[Torrent Of Abuse]

Sven (to Lowe): If he's a manager, how come he doesn't have initials on the back of his tracksuit?

[Torrent Of Abuse]

Sven (to Red*****): Of course I've heard of the Redknapps. Many's a time I've cracked one off over a picture of Louise. I'm no expert geneticist but you're definitely not a blood relation are you?