October Caption Competition

[trousers]

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Criminal defending.

[dune]

I wantses the precious.

[Dibden Purlieu Saint]

 

Britains Got Talent's latest acrobatic dance sensation coming to a stadium near YOU.

[dune]

That'll teach u for being a cvnt and not wearing black boots, and ur ****ing next with ur poncey white slippers

[chocco boxo]

I've been carrying Lambert all season, so you can **** off!

[Viking Warrior]

Oi watch where your sticking that bottle

[Saint Fan CaM]

I've been carrying Lambert all season, so you can **** off!

 

Genius! lol

[Hatch]

Barnard gets an early taste of prison life, when he gets jumped from behind.

[Rory]

A generic picture of a game of football being played between two teams in nPower League One.

[Gordon Mockles]

Britains Got Talent's latest acrobatic dance sensation coming to a stadium near YOU.

 

The good thing about having an invisible 12" shlong is you can stop and give yourself a nosh whenever you want. Even on a crowded football pitch!! Ouch!

[Miffy]

It takes more than a bad case of wan*ers cramps to prevent Barnard having another shot.

[OldNick]

the Strictly Come Dancing Can Can routine has a difficult start

[Saint 76er]

 

" F***ing cage fighters are everywhere these days"

[hughieslastminutegoal]

Somehow Saints and Huddersfield signing one each of conjoined twins just wasn't working.

[hamster]

Huddersfield players bend over backwards for their manager whereas Saints just get plastered.