idiots at SMS

[Turkish]

I got annoyed with a mong fan yesterday. His personal favourites (always on his own) were "You f**king boring b@stards" which was directed at Saints fans, and "Pardew ****ged your missus" everytime Fonte touched the ball.

 

I think the highlight of his day was when the 5,4,3,2,1 disco song was sung, he looked like a excited child. Also, to top things of, he was a speedy clapper. ffs.

 

what an utter bell end.

[Saint_Mabes]

The thing I find amusing is that they are probably reading this thread and agreeing, completely oblivious to the fact that they are the tw*ts we are all talking about!

[red&white56]

As i have made it clear on other threads, i detest people that go and fill their faces with pies and burgers at half time. A half time pint is acceptable but why people feel the need to eat as much as possible the minute they set foot in a football stadium is beyond me.

 

I had a pie and a pint at half-time. I'm sorry that I didn't ask your permission first.

[The Cat]

I often buy a pie at half time because I haven't eaten anything since breakfast, have drunk a good few pints and am hungry.

 

In reality I buy a pie at half time and consume it in my seat during the second half because it's so hot that to eat it during the interval would be like commiting self harm and despite owing some early Cure albums that's not my scene at all.

[Strangely Brown]

I sit in the Itchen and there is one bloke who sits not too far away who insists on reading out loud all the latest scores off his mobile phone. Quite why he feels the need to share this bit of news with everyone whilst the Saints game is going on is beyond me and again wouldn't mind if it if it was the odd score. I can put up with that, but this numpty reads out every latest score from the Premier League to the Scottish Second Division!! WTF?

[teamsaint]

I often buy a pie at half time because I haven't eaten anything since breakfast, have drunk a good few pints and am hungry.

 

In reality I buy a pie at half time and consume it in my seat during the second half because it's so hot that to eat it during the interval would be like commiting self harm and despite owing some early Cure albums that's not my scene at all.

 

early cure albums (after Three imaginary boys) may be like self harm, but they are good at it. "pornography" is still an astonishing album, but the band should have knocked it on the head after that.

[Special K]

The only fans that I get annoyed with are the ones who do the interviews outside the ground or on the news.......they seem to find the biggest ****s in a saints shirt,usually they sound like they have just come from milking the cows and they always talk a load of sh!t.

Please please please if any of you are approached outside the ground by the media then respectfully decline especially if you are a knob with a farmers accent.

 

Some time ago, this happened to me. I had just purchased a ticket when i was approached by a fella working for The Saint radio station who asked me what i thought about the up-coming game. Normally i'm fair in a conversation, i like to think i'm reasonably coherent, intelligent and interesting. But when i heard myself on the radio later, i was a jibbering gimp, full of crap and wholly uninteresting. I think it was being caught on the spot, so i sympathise with those press ganged into giving comments to the media.

[SaintNeil90]

God this is like an episode of Grumpy Old Men.

[harwellsaint]

Man shouting at football player at football stadium shocker.

 

ha ha spot on how dare we support our club

[sambosa75]

Whilst I may agree with a few of the points raised on this thread I cant help but laugh at those who are commenting. I'm imagining most of you getting more and more wound up by the culprits in question, not having the bottle to tell them to shut up but simply sitting in silence, wringing your palms thinking "corrr... just you wait til I get on Saints Web later, I'm going to start a really strong worded thread about you"...

 

In the words of Alan Partridge; Thats Saaaad. Get a life.

[simondo]

Whilst I may agree with a few of the points raised on this thread I cant help but laugh at those who are commenting. I'm imagining most of you getting more and more wound up by the culprits in question, not having the bottle to tell them to shut up but simply sitting in silence, wringing your palms thinking "corrr... just you wait til I get on Saints Web later, I'm going to start a really strong worded thread about you"...

 

In the words of Alan Partridge; Thats Saaaad. Get a life.

 

+1

 

and the 'WHO????....' always makes me smile. i know its not as funny as when david beckham used to run on, but still....

cheer up lads!!!

[ringwood]

really don't understand this thread, why anyone feels that they support the club in a better manner than the guy next to them thats more vocal really makes no sense to me,

 

its a game, it's full of individual opinions, I go the northam for the banter, to me its all apart of the game including hearing someone making a 'tit' of themselves getting a name wrong etc.

 

whether we sing the song at the wrong tempo who really cares , I'm pretty sure that Rickie isn't thinking sod making a run into the box cos the northam can't get the tempo right for OWTS (in the view of some Uber Fans) those singing it are enjoying themselves and the games supposed to be a form of entertainment.

 

if all you have to moan about is the so called quality of a fans then you must life either a sheltered life or a very fortunate one Turkish

[benjii]

Whilst I may agree with a few of the points raised on this thread I cant help but laugh at those who are commenting. I'm imagining most of you getting more and more wound up by the culprits in question, not having the bottle to tell them to shut up but simply sitting in silence, wringing your palms thinking "corrr... just you wait til I get on Saints Web later, I'm going to start a really strong worded thread about you"...

 

In the words of Alan Partridge; Thats Saaaad. Get a life.

 

 

I was going to do a mock "internet warrior" post earlier but I was right to just wait...

[dune]

The "Who?" thing was done at Birmingham City and we copied it.

[cellone]

Dont be bitter because my threads usually run into multiple pages, meanwhile your last attempt was generally regarded as one of the top ten worst threads of all time.

 

Who's the man. woot

[the saint in winchester]

i used to watch Leeds a fair bit when i lived up that way and i dont think there were quite a many ****s as we have. Another irritant of mine is when the away team make a sub and teh crowd say "who" why? It's pointless and pathetic.

 

Oh I wouldn't agree with that. It makes me laugh.

[bpsaint]

I got annoyed with a mong fan yesterday. His personal favourites (always on his own) were "You f**king boring b@stards" which was directed at Saints fans, and "Pardew ****ged your missus" everytime Fonte touched the ball.

 

I think the highlight of his day was when the 5,4,3,2,1 disco song was sung, he looked like a excited child. Also, to top things of, he was a speedy clapper. ffs.

 

Pikey looking fellow? Smoking throughout the game with 3 of his mates that looked like members of the 'we only bothered coming because it only cost £7.50 off my giro cheque' club? Block 41 row CC ish? If it is then I can confirm he was a complete bellend.

[BlagdonSaint]

Turkish I understand where you're coming from...there have been times both home & away when, had I been anwhere but watching my team, I'd gladly have forked off early or took a verbal/actual swing at some of our 'own' supporters (thinking that sometimes it's the fact that the offensive (to me) tw*t is not in any way supporting is the biggest irritation) but for the fact that it takes all sorts & we've all paid to be there..

 

Before seats I could move around & escape...now I tend to sigh & put up with it or outshout or take the ****....whatever it takes to make it a better day. As he/she has as much right to be there as me I don't have any more right to dictate what they say or sing & if they stink it's no different from being stuck on a bus with similar.

 

It's part of it mate - like every part there are bits you like (winning) & bits you don't...you've just got to do what you need to do to get the most out of it. I am an old git....first game '59-'60 season and I still get a buzz when the team walk out - my enjoyment increases/decreases hundreds of times over the next 90 mins - I too wonder at the early to the bar/car parkers but that's part of their experience. I've never left early...even in the depths of despair at our worst performances but that's my take - I have to allow for others being different.

 

Spot on !!

[Joensuu]

I agree with this thread, some of our fans are morons, for example on Saturday, there was me wearing my beanie hat to the game, joining in with the crowd (especially on the 'whos'), and tucking into a nice half-time pizza (wish the pies were veggie). But the the game was ruined for me by some chav muppet in stone island, who kept spitting at the ginger lad in the row in front, and stood at random to tell any passing women to get back to the kitchen. Don't think he even looked at the pitch once, as he seemed to spend the entire game scowling at the crowd. Got to love our fans...

[landford.saint]

The "Who?" thing was done at Birmingham City and we copied it.

 

The Who... a favoured band of mind... Baba O'Rielly truely brilliant.

As for the 'who' shout at footy. Don't do it myself but each to their own. Not worth moaning about

[dune]

I have stopped sitting in the Northam due to the amount of retarded teenagers that are appearing. I was at the boxing day fixture last season and a fat youth spent the entire game complaining about "new fans" sitting in his stand and not singing enough. If you're the fat kid in block 41 Row GG (at the end next to block 42) you're a kn0b and most of us were going when little brats like you were still in your nappies.

[Charlie2008]

i had one sitting next to me today, i know he was a knob from the moment i set eyes on him, early twenties, 20+ degrees today and wearing a saints shirt and one of those knobby winter beany hats (why?). Proceeded to shout all through the game, which is fine, no problem with that, however when the ball is in the left back area and they shout "go on Dan" like he is about to strike with an open goal at his mercy, consitantly for 90 minutes, it becomes a little wearing. Also moaning about the team trying to play to much football and also a "f*cking great ball" when any defender cleared the ball with a hump away. Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football in our fanbase, or are most clubs like this?

 

He paid his money so he is as much a fan as you.

 

It's called Freedom of speech!

 

Enjoy the company and feeling superior.

 

Ps. This might have been me.

 

COYR

[scott_saints]

Pikey looking fellow? Smoking throughout the game with 3 of his mates that looked like members of the 'we only bothered coming because it only cost £7.50 off my giro cheque' club? Block 41 row CC ish? If it is then I can confirm he was a complete bellend.

 

Spot on. I'm really not exaggerating either am I? What a tool!

[dune]

Smoking throughout the game.

 

Fair play.

[Redbul]

I think the "who" thing has caught on because it's only a few years ago we were used to watching the Beckhams and Lampards every week, now were playing nobodies week in week out.

 

I just watched them today but I couldn't name one Tranmere player.

 

Tbf, this was going on back at the Dell in the Prem. It's quite subtle. To come off the bench and be met with resounding shout of "Who?" from all around the stadium at the mention of your name has to be quite demoralising and unsettling, especially at Fortress Dell.

[Charlie2008]

Tbf, this was going on back at the Dell in the Prem. It's quite subtle. To come off the bench and be met with resounding shout of "Who?" from all around the stadium at the mention of your name has to be quite demoralising and unsettling, especially at Fortress Dell.

 

If anything, it has got to spur them on.

 

Gives them regonition and encouragment.

[dune]

I'd like to see us do what fans in the London Rd end at p'boro do when the oppositions goal keeper comes out. They all clap him and when he acknoledges they give him the w4nker sign.

[100%Red&White]

I'd like to see us do what fans in the London Rd end at p'boro do when the oppositions goal keeper comes out. They all clap him and when he acknoledges they give him the w4nker sign.

 

Another famous Brum one from the 70s. I clearly remember Peter Wells running out to the end we shared with the home fans and they all warmly clapped him into the goalmouth. He humbly returned the applause at which point they absolutely slaughtered him and he was mercilessly barracked for the entire 45 minutes he stood in front of them.

 

It was a touch more intimidating than the occasional "you fat b*****d" from the Northam.

[Saint Malc]

i had one sitting next to me today, i know he was a knob from the moment i set eyes on him, early twenties, 20+ degrees today and wearing a saints shirt and one of those knobby winter beany hats (why?). Proceeded to shout all through the game, which is fine, no problem with that, however when the ball is in the left back area and they shout "go on Dan" like he is about to strike with an open goal at his mercy, consitantly for 90 minutes, it becomes a little wearing. Also moaning about the team trying to play to much football and also a "f*cking great ball" when any defender cleared the ball with a hump away. Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football in our fanbase, or are most clubs like this?

 

YAWN!!!!!!!!

[dubai_phil]

I cannot believe that there are still Pie Eaters at the Stadium out there when you have Mike's Fish & Chips on Queensway towards the Docks down near Debenhams on the way to the ground.

 

FFS have beers near Bargate, garb FANTASTIC (and very economically priced) Fish & Chips while walking to the pubs at the bottom end of East Street/Deb's before the game.

 

 

 

 

 

This post was brought to you by Mike's FANTASTIC Fish & Chips who will give me a discount on my next visit won't you

[Fan The Flames]

I personally find the "Who?!?" shout quite amusing. Lighten up mate.

 

Indeed, it's a of bit light hearted banter.

Edited 12 October, 2010 by Fan The Flames

[Turkish]

Indeed, it's a of bit light hearted banter.

 

it's sh*t.

[Fan The Flames]

Wouldn't know about other clubs apart from non league where it doesn't happen. But I reckon it is probably a problem in Championship as well as ticket prices would keep this sort of fan away from the PL!

 

This is comedy gold.

[toe_punt]

i doubt it, it's down to a lack of intellegence and a general understanding of the game. The divs in our crowd that shout for a foul everytime an away player makes a challenge on one of ours is embarassing. This particular worzel/numpty was doing my head in, no idea what was going on on the field of play and tried to join in every song sung by the northam but about 3 lines behind every song, to be honest i felt embarrassed for him being such a complete crumpet.

 

Pretty ironic that you can't spell "intelligence."

 

LOL

[Turkish]

Pretty ironic that you can't spell "intelligence."

 

LOL

 

ohhh look at Mr Pedantic picking up on a typo to make a point, i take it you are one of the clowns that screams at the referee everytime he doesn't send of a player for touching on of ours. The fact you typed LOL afterwards is a give away to the type of div you are.

[Deppo]

Keep your wig on, Turkish.

[toe_punt]

ohhh look at Mr Pedantic picking up on a typo to make a point, i take it you are one of the clowns that screams at the referee everytime he doesn't send of a player for touching on of ours. The fact you typed LOL afterwards is a give away to the type of div you are.

 

 

I was being kind. If I were to pick up on all of your grammatical errors I'd be seventy before I finished.

 

Lemme see...... The O in "ohhh" needs to be a capital, The "i" needs to be a capital, "everytime" isn't a word, "send off" not "send of", "one" not "on", "The fact that" (subjunctive). I don't think "afterwards" is a word either.

 

Basically, in your world everyone who is dumber than you is a "div", and everyone who is smarter than you is a "div".

 

I bet you don't have too many friends.......

 

People in Glass Houses me ol' chum.......

[Turkish]

I was being kind. If I were to pick up on all of your grammatical errors I'd be seventy before I finished.

 

Lemme see...... The O in "ohhh" needs to be a capital, The "i" needs to be a capital, "everytime" isn't a word, "send off" not "send of", "one" not "on", "The fact that" (subjunctive). I don't think "afterwards" is a word either.

 

Basically, in your world everyone who is dumber than you is a "div", and everyone who is smarter than you is a "div".

 

I bet you don't have too many friends.......

 

People in Glass Houses me ol' chum.......

 

Nonsense, i have over 250 friends on facebook and that is after several culls, one only last week. See you know nothing about me ol' chum. Now rung along, someone needs you to teach then when to use a semi colon which'll suit your rock 'n' roll lifestyle.

[Wes Tender]

Nonsense, i have over 250 friends on facebook and that is after several culls, one only last week. See you know nothing about me ol' chum. Now rung along, someone needs you to teach then when to use a semi colon which'll suit your rock 'n' roll lifestyle.

 

Ah! Facebook friends; the ones who would do anything for you at the drop of a hat. Those that you keep in touch with in real life rather than in cyber space, meeting them often to exchange news on your family, mutual friends and life in general. How lucky you must be to have so many of these really genuine and affectionate friends and how devastating it must have been for those who were "culled". How can you be so cavalier and cold-hearted with peoples' emotions? Many might now be mentally scarred by the experience. Did you consider that before turning their world upside down?

[Turkish]

Ah! Facebook friends; the ones who would do anything for you at the drop of a hat. Those that you keep in touch with in real life rather than in cyber space, meeting them often to exchange news on your family, mutual friends and life in general. How lucky you must be to have so many of these really genuine and affectionate friends and how devastating it must have been for those who were "culled". How can you be so cavalier and cold-hearted with peoples' emotions? Many might now be mentally scarred by the experience. Did you consider that before turning their world upside down?

 

No, f*ck um, if their statues are dull i dont want to read them.

[dune]

ohhh look at Mr Pedantic picking up on a typo to make a point, i take it you are one of the clowns that screams at the referee everytime he doesn't send of a player for touching on of ours. The fact you typed LOL afterwards is a give away to the type of div you are.

 

There are four different keys between the E and the I. You must have very fat fingers.

[Turkish]

There are four different keys between the E and the I. You must have very fat fingers.

 

my hands are like a bunch of bananas.

[St Albert]

How about a 50 question Saints/football knowledge test before entering SMS anyone who doesn't get 50 out of 50 is banned for life? Or maybe only those with FIFA coaching badges should be allowed in? Footballs a game of opinions if it's really painful for you to suffer watching football with other people you could just watch saints player and Dave Merrington can give you full commentry as someone who knows the game inside and out.

 

If I carry on bringing the half time coffee and KitKats can I still get in? I don't have a good memory for stats