idiots at SMS

[Hatch]

There should be less shouting of any sort at St Marys,, people should concentrate on looking at the opposition supporters and making the 'come and have a go' gesture.

More good old fashioned punch ups are needed.

Thats what proper supporters do.

[Jonnyboy]

but shouting "Who" is moronic, no wit or humour needed. You could get a retard to shout that. 2-0 in your cup final is funny, witty and belittles these small clubs, shouting "who" is idiotic and takes the intelligence of a 3 year old.

 

yeah i reckon einstein came up with the 2-0 chant, its genius!

[The Cat]

I would just like to remind you of the Stockport game at SMS last season. First half (in front of the Northam) he was literally shee iting a brick. Fluffed every kick, dropped every ball that came his way and pretty much humiliated himself...

 

Second Half (in front of the Chapel), he was fine.

 

But the chant is lame. The keepers aren't fat which means it isn't funny. It's a chant for fat keepers. How about substituting the word "fat" for another one until the next time Neville Southall rocks up for a testimonial.

 

Can I remind you that when we played Bolton in the cup they had a ginger kid in goal who I think was making his debut. He got the wotsit treatment we gave Lewington of MK, but he played with composure and pulled off a couple of decent saves in front of the Northam.

[CanadaSaint]

Turkish, if you want an example of a real "c*nt", "mong" or "knobhead", look no further than the sick person who posted this:

 

maybe you should start a thread "single and wanting it" after the way you touted yourself on another thread of mine you couldn't help yourself but post on. Not bad for someone you think is an "idiot", admit it SUe, you find me amusing and curiously interesting. If you weren;t so unattractive i might even let yhou suck me off.,

 

What a sad and angry little man you are.

 

Meantime, the rest of us are enjoying the 2-0 win.

[Stanley Saint]

I spent an entire match (plus build-up, used to get there early in the standing days) in the Archer's Rd end at the Dell next to a very drunk bloke who sang a song about a 'budgerigar from Ethiopia' over and over and over...I was watching a team with Keegan, Channon, Ball, Golac, Willliams, Moran etc, and all I can remember is that song. Thanks, mate.

[Asaint4ever]

i had one sitting next to me today, i know he was a knob from the moment i set eyes on him, early twenties, 20+ degrees today and wearing a saints shirt and one of those knobby winter beany hats (why?). Proceeded to shout all through the game, which is fine, no problem with that, however when the ball is in the left back area and they shout "go on Dan" like he is about to strike with an open goal at his mercy, consitantly for 90 minutes, it becomes a little wearing. Also moaning about the team trying to play to much football and also a "f*cking great ball" when any defender cleared the ball with a hump away. Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football in our fanbase, or are most clubs like this?

Get a life You moaning tart!

[wessex saint]

You lot are weird!!

The word is banter.

Once in a blue moon someone comes up with an original and witty chant... usually about once a decade.

The rest of the time we have to resort to the 'who' and 'wotsit' type chants.

As unoriginal as they are, as already mentioned it obviously affected the capability of a keeper or 2 last season.

You may find it funny - you may not.

The beauty of being in a crowd of 20k plus is the diversity you will encounter.

If you can't cope with sharing your leisure time with people who think differently and have different levels of intellect then my advice is find another past time.

 

oh.. and btw highlights about to start on BBC1 so take a deep breath, relax, switch your PC off and watch us win again (you may want to turn the volume down so you're not embarassed)

Edited 9 October, 2010 by wessex saint
7yr old spelling meestake

[Wes Tender]

Two 2-0 wins in a row and the mongs on SWF still find something to moan about.

 

Quite. I thought we won today and won convincingly playing some of the best football I've seen at St Marys in quite a while. Under the circumstances, I'm not going to get my knickers in a twist because somebody is annoyed at somebody else for shouting "who?" when Tranmere's subs were announced.

[JB]

The funniest man in the world sits behind me. He likes to keep us all entertained for the full 90 minutes, speaking loudly so we don't miss anything. Particular highlights today were about how he paid £50 for a pair of glasses he leaves in his car. Luckily he's also an expert on football, as well as being really, really funny. It's almost got to the point now where I'm going to turn my seat round to just watch him for the duration of the match.

[Patrick Bateman]

maybe you should start a thread "single and wanting it" after the way you touted yourself on another thread of mine you couldn't help yourself but post on. Not bad for someone you think is an "idiot", admit it SUe, you find me amusing and curiously interesting. If you weren;t so unattractive i might even let yhou suck me off.,

 

Unfortunately mate, think you have too many dangly bits for Sue to like you ;-)

[JustMike]

i had one sitting next to me today, i know he was a knob from the moment i set eyes on him, early twenties, 20+ degrees today and wearing a saints shirt and one of those knobby winter beany hats (why?). Proceeded to shout all through the game, which is fine, no problem with that, however when the ball is in the left back area and they shout "go on Dan" like he is about to strike with an open goal at his mercy, consitantly for 90 minutes, it becomes a little wearing. Also moaning about the team trying to play to much football and also a "f*cking great ball" when any defender cleared the ball with a hump away. Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football in our fanbase, or are most clubs like this?

 

to be fair that couldnt have happened alot today as 9 times out of 10 they played it out

[Wilko]

This sort of thing makes me so angry I may become a Pompey fan.

[RonManager]

This sort of thing makes me so angry I may become a Pompey fan.

 

Steady.....steeaady now.

[Big John]

Turkish, if you want an example of a real "c*nt", "mong" or "knobhead", look no further than the sick person who posted this:

 

 

 

What a sad and angry little man you are.

 

Meantime, the rest of us are enjoying the 2-0 win.

 

Sooon to be added to the St Will & SRS "Who?" list maybe.

 

If men had periods I would hazard a guess that Turkish would be due on anyday soon.

[CanadaSaint]

Sooon to be added to the St Will & SRS "Who?" list maybe.

 

If men had periods I would hazard a guess that Turkish would be due on anyday soon.

 

 

Now there's an irony!

[niceandfriendly]

Lol at a bloke being an idiot for shouting "GO ON!" to players in the team he supports. Turkish you've always been a strange one on here.

[OttawaSaint]

I reckon people should be quiet at the game, I for one wouldn't be able concentrate on watching with all that noise going on...

[BadgerBadger]

Taxi for Turkish?

yeah that's me...........

where to guv?

Chapel please.............

no worries mate jump on in........................Werthers Original?

cheers, don't mind if I do............................busy day?zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[niceandfriendly]

no worries mate jump on in........................Werthers Original?

 

Do we still have some left over from the Cherries' visit last week?

[Saint Stimp]

I haven't read the replies Turkish, but I tell ya what gets to me is the people who get agitated every time we pass the ball backwards. It's called possession football and it's used when you're obviously better than your opposition. Stop being so impatient.

[brightspark]

This thread is an absolute joke! I must give credit to The Cat who has just made me laugh as hard as i've done all week. "SHUT UP AND KEEP QUIET". HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can't remember a football match i've been too when you have to keep quiet when the balls out of play? So do you want us to do what they do for the start of an athletics or swimming race? Have the tannoy announce "quiet for the keeper" as he takes his goal kick!!!!! You sir are a moron!!!!!

 

Football may be a serious business but its all about having fun. Its light hearted fun to shout "who" at a sub. Nobody cares. The player doesn't care. The away fans don't care. The players mother in the stands doesn't care. Because he gets it pretty much every week, and its all part of the often sarcastic atmosphere of a football match!!! Its certainly not showing him a lack of respect!!!!!!!!!

 

Maybe someone should sell earmuffs for certain supporters in the Northam? By what some have been making out on this thread you could make a killing!!!

 

As someone rightly mentioned earlier, the Stockport keeper from last season couldn't kick for sh*t in the 1st half in front of the Northam, and he got worse because he couldn't cope with the pressure put on by the fans!!! You are not at the golf. You are not spectating at the world clay pigeon shooting championships. YOU'RE AT THE FOOTBALL. IN ENGLAND. STFU and put up with it!!!

[Micky]

FFS Turkish. Take your iPod, listen to your trax, watch the game, job done, sorted. Now lets move on...!!

[The Cat]

This thread is an absolute joke! I must give credit to The Cat who has just made me laugh as hard as i've done all week. "SHUT UP AND KEEP QUIET". HA HA HA HA HA HA AH AHA HAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

I can't remember a football match i've been too when you have to keep quiet when the balls out of play? So do you want us to do what they do for the start of an athletics or swimming race? Have the tannoy announce "quiet for the keeper" as he takes his goal kick!!!!! You sir are a moron!!!!!

 

Football may be a serious business but its all about having fun. Its light hearted fun to shout "who" at a sub. Nobody cares. The player doesn't care. The away fans don't care. The players mother in the stands doesn't care. Because he gets it pretty much every week, and its all part of the often sarcastic atmosphere of a football match!!! Its certainly not showing him a lack of respect!!!!!!!!!

 

Maybe someone should sell earmuffs for certain supporters in the Northam? By what some have been making out on this thread you could make a killing!!!

 

As someone rightly mentioned earlier, the Stockport keeper from last season couldn't kick for sh*t in the 1st half in front of the Northam, and he got worse because he couldn't cope with the pressure put on by the fans!!! You are not at the golf. You are not spectating at the world clay pigeon shooting championships. YOU'RE AT THE FOOTBALL. IN ENGLAND. STFU and put up with it!!!

 

Glad I brightened up your day.

 

Maybe it's because I used to stand in the Milton, Archers and the Northam until 2005 when I reluctantly gave up my season ticket due to the arrival of my first child. Pretty much up until this point the only times people would unleash this chant was, strangely, when the keeper was a bit porky. We didn't resort to doing it for every goal kick. Will we still be doing it if we get back to the top division? Shouting it at Petr Cech and Joe Hart? I can't wait. I'm sure the opposition fans will think it's hilarious.

 

Yes, the people who do this should STFU, unless that is they can come up with something different. Something relevant.

 

You're right, the player coming on as sub probably doesn't care that we shout "who" at him. That doesn't stop it being sad. I don't hear other clubs doing it every time we bring on a sub. In fact I don't recall it happening at all in the past few years.

 

Maybe the Stockport keeper was just rubbish at kicking?

 

It's not about being quiet, it's about not being small time predictable fans.

 

Thanks for calling me a moron.

[lordswoodsaints]

When I'm in the stadium everyone is a **** apart from me.

[dubai_phil]

Out of historical interest, when did that chant change from the innovative and amusing

 

Wooooooooooooaaaa "You're sh1t, Ooooooh Arrrrghhh" which was a sensibly localised version of what is done at most grounds

 

into

 

 

You fat Bstd at the end?

 

There must have been a game at The Dell which caused that to start, stick and be funny?

[JRM]

We've got a problem where i am in the northam with these ****ing poncy student types who have started bringing their dopey birds with them every game, the birds spend all match on their phones not even interested and get annoyed at being knocked in goal celebrations, they spend half time giggling and hugging their each other, although i think a solution has been found, few pre-match ales and a madras pasty provides a steady flow of rotten gusts of wind in their direction which will hopefully put them off going soon.

[Johnny Bognor]

Out of historical interest, when did that chant change from the innovative and amusing

 

Wooooooooooooaaaa "You're sh1t, Ooooooh Arrrrghhh" which was a sensibly localised version of what is done at most grounds

 

I remember it as:

Wooooooooooooaaaa, You're sh1t, Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrghhh, Ooh Arrghhh

[Toomer]

My mate said to me after yesterdays game I wonder what people will on TSW find to slit their wrists about today. I rest my case.

[Andy_Porter]

Wouldn't know about other clubs apart from non league where it doesn't happen. But I reckon it is probably a problem in Championship as well as ticket prices would keep this sort of fan away from the PL!

 

I hope that's a joke.

[arfurdent]

As i have made it clear on other threads, i detest people that go and fill their faces with pies and burgers at half time. A half time pint is acceptable but why people feel the need to eat as much as possible the minute they set foot in a football stadium is beyond me.

 

be nice, for most of them the food is of a much higher standard than the stuff they get at home

[alehouseboys]

Wooooooooooooaaaa "You're sh1t, Ooooooh Arrrrghhh" which was a sensibly localised version

 

Only if you come from somewhere like...say...Salisbury, as this is Southampton not appropriate or amusing whatsoever*. Embarrassing in fact.

 

*as is the "you fat b'stard" btw

 

[Turkish]

Lol at a bloke being an idiot for shouting "GO ON!" to players in the team he supports. Turkish you've always been a strange one on here.

 

i think a lot of you divs are missing the point, which hardly surprising. In the OP i said i dont have a problem with people shouting and singing during the game, i do myself; but this dimwit took it to another level, this clown would be stood up shouting "go on Dan" like he was just about to cut inside the full back and slot it in from 18 yards, which would have been fine, however he was doing this when the ball was in the left or right back position and the only ball on was a sideway or backwards 10 yard pass. And he did this the whole game, added to the joining in of every song from the northam but being 3 lines behind and not knowing the words on any song; oh and he smelt a bit of BO so everytime he clapped along at 10000000 miles an hour i was subject to his poor hygine, the bloke became as irritating as an angry wasp flying round your can of coke.

 

It was a bit like watching the game like this....

 

Edited 10 October, 2010 by Turkish

[Turkish]

Out of historical interest, when did that chant change from the innovative and amusing

 

Wooooooooooooaaaa "You're sh1t, Ooooooh Arrrrghhh" which was a sensibly localised version of what is done at most grounds

 

into

 

 

You fat Bstd at the end?

 

There must have been a game at The Dell which caused that to start, stick and be funny?

 

two out of three of those are right.

[Toadhall Saint]

i think a lot of you divs are missing the point, which hardly surprising. In the OP i said i dont have a problem with people shouting and singing during the game, but this dimwit took it to another level, this clown would be stood up shouting "go on Dan" like he was just about to cut inside the full back and slot it in from 18 yards, which would have been fine, however he was doing this when the ball was in the left or right back position and the only ball on was a sideway or backwards 10 yard pass. And he did this the whole game, added to the joining in of every song from the northam but being 3 lines behind and not knowing the words on any song; oh and he smelt a bit of BO so everytime he clapped along at 10000000 miles an hour i was subject to his poor hygine, the bloke became as irritating as an angry wasp flying round your can of coke.

 

Don't fret Turkish. Let it go. Either that or make sure he knows how you feel about him.

[Turkish]

What a truly pointless thread.

 

Next time a total nobody from the opposition makes his way onto the pitch I will do my best to get northam singing "I dont know who you are but you are better than me as you are playing at St Mary's!".

 

Some of you really are a sad bunch who I sincerely hope, for all our sakes, get a life soon enough. I reckon your the sort that phone in to the BBC when a "Discriminative", "Offensive" or "Racist" (Baa Baa Black Sheep) and complain, yet continuously voted labour despite the country spiraling deeper and deeper into oblivion under there control. Basically, you wil voice your opinion over an utter load of boo larks but keep your lips firmly far kin schtum when something that, put into perspective, has far more importance.

 

Stop slagging off our support ffs, until that is, you can lead the way in how to support our club in the right manner.

 

I.M.O... Pr1ck.

 

so pointless you felt the need to slot in your two pennies worth.

[dronskisaint]

Turkish I understand where you're coming from...there have been times both home & away when, had I been anwhere but watching my team, I'd gladly have forked off early or took a verbal/actual swing at some of our 'own' supporters (thinking that sometimes it's the fact that the offensive (to me) tw*t is not in any way supporting is the biggest irritation) but for the fact that it takes all sorts & we've all paid to be there..

 

Before seats I could move around & escape...now I tend to sigh & put up with it or outshout or take the ****....whatever it takes to make it a better day. As he/she has as much right to be there as me I don't have any more right to dictate what they say or sing & if they stink it's no different from being stuck on a bus with similar.

 

It's part of it mate - like every part there are bits you like (winning) & bits you don't...you've just got to do what you need to do to get the most out of it. I am an old git....first game '59-'60 season and I still get a buzz when the team walk out - my enjoyment increases/decreases hundreds of times over the next 90 mins - I too wonder at the early to the bar/car parkers but that's part of their experience. I've never left early...even in the depths of despair at our worst performances but that's my take - I have to allow for others being different.

[Turkish]

Turkish, if you want an example of a real "c*nt", "mong" or "knobhead", look no further than the sick person who posted this:

 

 

 

What a sad and angry little man you are.

 

Meantime, the rest of us are enjoying the 2-0 win.

 

Dont be bitter because my threads usually run into multiple pages, meanwhile your last attempt was generally regarded as one of the top ten worst threads of all time.

[Block 5]

FFS stop moaning Turkish / SRS / DBP.

Would you prefer it if these fans stayed away?

[saintscottofthenortham]

so pointless you felt the need to slot in your two pennies worth.

 

Yep.

[JustMike]

Turkish is the new SRS, or at least trying to be.

[niceandfriendly]

Turkish is the new SRS, or at least trying to be.

 

Is he still going even this morning? Christ this poster has issues. Either that or the schools are on holidays again. Relax Mr Turkish, Saints won 2-0 yesterday, the sun is shining, and you've achieved what you wanted by getting a reaction on an internet forum - impressive!

[niceandfriendly]

Oh and I've never seen the insult "div" used so much in one place. It's like being back in the school playground

[Baj]

Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football

It would appear so

[Turkish]

It would appear so

 

right on que, who should turn up.......

[Mouldy Coat]

but shouting "Who" is moronic, no wit or humour needed. You could get a retard to shout that. 2-0 in your cup final is funny, witty and belittles these small clubs, shouting "who" is idiotic and takes the intelligence of a 3 year old.

 

Turkish, have a wnak mate, it might sort you out!

[dune]

Do we have more than our fair share of c*nts who have no idea about football in our fanbase, or are most clubs like this?

 

We have more than our fair share of gobby teens.

[Danny R]

I think we do have more than our fair share of moronic fans although fans of other clubs do say the same thing. Imagine how bad it must be at Stamford Bridge, sat with the coach load from Guildford. I think the problem with Turkish is that he wants us to be like West Ham or Millwall, it just isn't gonna happen due to the fact that Essex/Bermondsey are sh*t holes, filled with aggresive bald, gold obsessed morons. Southampton is quite nice in comparison.

 

TBF though, the posts on women at football were funny, perceptive and deffo touch a nerve.

[lordswoodsaints]

The only fans that I get annoyed with are the ones who do the interviews outside the ground or on the news.......they seem to find the biggest ****s in a saints shirt,usually they sound like they have just come from milking the cows and they always talk a load of sh!t.

Please please please if any of you are approached outside the ground by the media then respectfully decline especially if you are a knob with a farmers accent.

[scott_saints]

I got annoyed with a mong fan yesterday. His personal favourites (always on his own) were "You f**king boring b@stards" which was directed at Saints fans, and "Pardew ****ged your missus" everytime Fonte touched the ball.

 

I think the highlight of his day was when the 5,4,3,2,1 disco song was sung, he looked like a excited child. Also, to top things of, he was a speedy clapper. ffs.

[Turkish]

The only fans that I get annoyed with are the ones who do the interviews outside the ground or on the news.......they seem to find the biggest ****s in a saints shirt,usually they sound like they have just come from milking the cows and they always talk a load of sh!t.

Please please please if any of you are approached outside the ground by the media then respectfully decline especially if you are a knob with a farmers accent.

 

spot on. And why do TV cameras always pick out the biggest mong they can find when doing crowd shots. I also hate it when the camera shows shots of fans crying, especially if its after a cup final, this is pathetic. Losing a cup final, whilst disapointing it is not a faliure, for most clubs, especially ones outside the big clubs reaching an FA Cup final is a cause for celebration and to enjoy the day, win or lose, not sit their blubbing because you didn't win, this is childish, spoilt behaviour.