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Are you Mr X in disguise?

 

Are you a ****in homophobe lembit. We all know you never nailed the weird think that was once described as a girl and cheeky, deffo gotta nail either of em, and them having no brains is a big advantages as women like do as they are told and are therefore sexier and you can tell really **** things, and you get puppy dog eyes back, and reward them by letting them practice making a cup of tea. You see Johnny (and you'll always be in my shadow) you couldn't even hold onto a cheeky girl, so I'm gonna get you settled down with a woman that is a proper thinko but who is well trained in domestic service, and a reasonable, if a bit wobbly, ride in Bed. Johnny meet Diane Abbott.

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Are you a ****in homophobe lembit. We all know you never nailed the weird think that was once described as a girl and cheeky, deffo gotta nail either of em, and them having no brains is a big advantages as women like do as they are told and are therefore sexier and you can tell really **** things, and you get puppy dog eyes back, and reward them by letting them practice making a cup of tea. You see Johnny (and you'll always be in my shadow) you couldn't even hold onto a cheeky girl, so I'm gonna get you settled down with a woman that is a proper thinko but who is well trained in domestic service, and a reasonable, if a bit wobbly, ride in Bed. Johnny meet Diane Abbott.

 

Google "Lembit Opik" with images turned on......., just as I have done. You wish you were Lembit in your wildest dreams!

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Are you a ****in homophobe lembit. We all know you never nailed the weird think that was once described as a girl and cheeky, deffo gotta nail either of em, and them having no brains is a big advantages as women like do as they are told and are therefore sexier and you can tell really **** things, and you get puppy dog eyes back, and reward them by letting them practice making a cup of tea. You see Johnny (and you'll always be in my shadow) you couldn't even hold onto a cheeky girl, so I'm gonna get you settled down with a woman that is a proper thinko but who is well trained in domestic service, and a reasonable, if a bit wobbly, ride in Bed. Johnny meet Diane Abbott.

 

dunes flying again ;)

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