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Oh FFS.

 

I bought a Euromillions ticket for the first time.

 

I got all 7 numbers correct. (nearly)

 

On my way through the UK to the US the week before the Cherries game.

 

When the Jackpot was 86mil, a fecking week ago

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Oh FFS.

 

I bought a Euromillions ticket for the first time.

 

I got all 7 numbers correct. (nearly)

 

On my way through the UK to the US the week before the Cherries game.

 

When the Jackpot was 86mil, a fecking week ago

 

A few years back my wife phoned me at work in a panic as we had come up with all numbers for £12 mil. I asked her to double check just before I tell my boss to do one and she realised her Wednesday ticket's numbers matched the previous saturday's draw!!!

 

I was not overly amused.

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Whats the odds it's gone to some scumbag?

 

Fair play to whoever though, a lot of money, I think I would buy Portsmouth and wind them up. That would be funny. Then pay for free drinks at St Mary's the next week for all fans to celebrate.

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I seriously wouldn't know what to do with that sort of money. I really wouldn't.

 

Wouldn't it earn something like £8K a day in interest?

 

I could probably manage to plan how to spend £5m but after that I think I'd struggle.

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I do a few euro million lines online each week, had an email this morning telling me I was a winner, with a link to my account saying to log on to see how much I'd won.

 

Sadly it was £6.

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I seriously wouldn't know what to do with that sort of money. I really wouldn't.

 

Wouldn't it earn something like £8K a day in interest?

 

I could probably manage to plan how to spend £5m but after that I think I'd struggle.

 

 

You could buy Poopey and enjoy making their miserable lives even worse, and at the end of your fun, you'd be back to where you started thanks to the interest

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You could buy Poopey and enjoy making their miserable lives even worse, and at the end of your fun, you'd be back to where you started thanks to the interest

 

LOL - I put this to Mr TF who is, as some of you know, a Skate.

 

He said 'no way - we'll buy Wycombe Wanderers instead'

 

Best fans in the world, eh?

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If I won that much I would probably have a heart attack and die anyway without the chance to enjoy it.

 

statisically that is accurate I think, did I read somewhere that you are seven times more likely to suffer a heart attack in the time it takes for the draw to be made than you are to get the winning numbers?

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statisically that is accurate I think, did I read somewhere that you are seven times more likely to suffer a heart attack in the time it takes for the draw to be made than you are to get the winning numbers?

 

Be a bit of a bugger if both happened.

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mack, did you know that if you congregated every pompey fan and laid them head to toe around the world....you'd drown half the bastards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'around the world' LOL.

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mack, did you know that if you congregated every pompey fan and laid them head to toe around the world....you'd drown half the bastards.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

'around the world' LOL.

 

If you took every Saints fan that was at Wembley in March, put them head to toe, they would come only 4 miles short of reaching Wembley stadium from Southampton City Center.

 

Compare that to the number of P*rtsm*uth fans that bothered to attend the F.A Cup Semi Final and they would just about reach Basingstoke.

 

For me... Enough said.

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I would get a coconut mat to go all the way around Southampton,,,,,Just so peeps could wipe there feet on the way out.

 

you would first need to sell 4 of your sisters in order to buy the ticket

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