Skates taught how to speak

[for_heaven's_Saint]

It seems it's not just me who can't stand their horrible mockney accent and general lack of any sort of grasp of grammar.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-11470998

[dune]

The problem is is that if teachers talk properly they won't be understood as 5 year old starting school will already have picked their unique version of pidgeon english from the parent. Note it's not plural. And in anycase those from Portsmouth have the genetical disadvantage of being born to the blood stock of press ganged sailors - the thickest people dragged from countryside during the napoleonic wars. Basically they are a lost cause and prime case to back up some of Darwins theories.

[JustMike]

The problem is is that if teachers talk properly they won't be understood as 5 year old starting school will already have picked their unique version of pidgeon english from the parent. Note it's not plural. And in anycase those from Portsmouth have the genetical disadvantage of being born to the blood stock of press ganged sailors - the thickest people dragged from countryside during the napoleonic wars. Basically they are a lost cause and prime case to back up some of Darwins theories.

 

so it's going to take some effort to re-educate the spawn

[mack rill]

The problem is is that if teachers talk properly they won't be understood as 5 year old starting school will already have picked their unique version of pidgeon english from the parent. Note it's not plural. And in anycase those from Portsmouth have the genetical disadvantage of being born to the blood stock of press ganged sailors - the thickest people dragged from countryside during the napoleonic wars. Basically they are a lost cause and prime case to back up some of Darwins theories.

 

Kin-ell, Thats like saying you can only speak fluent Scottish if you suffer with torrets,,,,i fink thats howyou spell it.

[Jimmy Gabriel's Halo]

It's spelt Tourette's (syndrome) you illiterate skate...