lambertsrightleg Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 He's short but he's ****ing hard, he's better than Frank Lampard LEE BARNARD, BARNARD c'mon ffs he's innocent until proven guilty and after the way he has played this season he deserves all of our backing.
Channon's Sideburns Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Indeed. While you're at it though, can you tell Lambert's Left Leg to co-operate with the right? Cheers.
JackanorySFC Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 "Lee Barnard Barnard, he's short but he's f***ing hard, he'll glass you and leave you scarred, Lee Barnard Barnard" He's a quality player that is superb in this division but the original song is ridiculous due to him barely being fit to clean Lampard's boots never mind being better than him!
doggface Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 He's short but he's ****ing hard, throws punches like steve gerrard LEE BARNARD, BARNARD
Special K Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Indeed. While you're at it though, can you tell Lambert's Left Leg to co-operate with the right? Cheers. LOLage
SuperMikey Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard He's short and he's f*cking hard He's wanted by Scotland Yard Lee Barnard, Barnard (Credits to somebody on the 'arrested' thread, whoever it was)
Shroppie Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 I'm trying to work out why we need this thread, when everything's covered in another one.
saint_stevo Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard He's short and he's f*cking hard He'd beat the sh*t out of Steve Gerrard Lee Barnard, Barnard
Liquidshokk Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard At first he got a red card, and then did a Steven Gerrard He's well 'ard, well 'ard.
Dan Johnson Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard He's short and he's f*cking hard He's wanted by Scotland Yard Lee Barnard, Barnard best one yet
rolosfc Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 He's short but he's ****ing hard, throws punches like steve gerrard LEE BARNARD, BARNARD This version is the best!
JackanorySFC Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 This version is the best! No it's not, it's just as factually incorrect as the stupid Lampard version - he doesn't throw punches he throws bottles of Peroni.
Liquidshokk Posted 5 October, 2010 Posted 5 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard Why have you been such a tard? Was bad enough getting that card oh Barnard, Barnard
eurosaint Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard... He thought he was f*cking hard, Till Nicola said "discard", Lee Barnard, Barnard....
Turkish Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 No it's not, it's just as factually incorrect as the stupid Lampard version - he doesn't throw punches he throws bottles of Peroni. i agree, i fnd the Barnard song embrassing.
saint_bert Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 No it's not, it's just as factually incorrect as the stupid Lampard version - he doesn't throw punches he throws bottles of Peroni. Like him even more after hearing his beer of choice!
Big John Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 Lee Barnard, Barnard He plays up front, up front ???? needs finishing.
modern matron Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 Lee Barnard is a knob frankly for getting involved, and should be fined by the club if this is proved...
BotleySaint Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 He's a quality player that is superb in this division but the original song is ridiculous due to him barely being fit to clean Lampard's boots never mind being better than him! I think you'll find its sang tongue-in-cheek more than anything. Do you really think people sing it seriously?
doddisalegend Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 Lee Barnard is a knob frankly for getting involved, and should be fined by the club if this is proved... If it's proved he bottled someone in a brawl I think a fine from the club will be the least of his problems
St Lej Posted 6 October, 2010 Posted 6 October, 2010 Lee Barnard is a knob frankly for getting involved, and should be fined by the club if this is proved... This doesnt really rhyme or fit in with the tune.....
CanadaSaint Posted 7 October, 2010 Posted 7 October, 2010 Maybe I'm just old-fashioned but I can't for the life of me understand why people might want to glorify Barnard in a song for allegedly taking a bottle to another person. I'll laugh as quickly as the next guy but that idea is just fricking embarrassing.
Liquidshokk Posted 7 October, 2010 Posted 7 October, 2010 Maybe I'm just old-fashioned but I can't for the life of me understand why people might want to glorify Barnard in a song for allegedly taking a bottle to another person. I'll laugh as quickly as the next guy but that idea is just fricking embarrassing. Can't see anyone actually singing them. Just forum fun init ;-)
david in sweden Posted 7 October, 2010 Posted 7 October, 2010 He's short but he's ****ing hard, throws punches like steve gerrard LEE BARNARD, BARNARD I'd hate to think it, but IF such reputations come to the ears of the FA, then ..especially after his recent red card - he'll be in the ref's book before the kick-off and he'll end up like another David Prutton, which would be a shame. If " circumstances " force him to move on, you can be sure he'll be an early signing for Alan Pardew in his (eventual) next club .
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