Cheating

[dune]

I've not cheated but know i'm going to with a barmaid, already we've flirted and i've already planned my chat up along the lines of i've only come back to see you because you're gorgeous and funny, but i think you're way out my league. She then says don't be silly and we chat and laugh and it starts. She really gets lots of attention but I just we've got chemistry from the way she smiles and looks at me when she's serving other people and I can tell her heart is beating fast and she's intrigued to get to know me. She really is fit, and could take her pick, bu for some reason she likes me. And I just know she'll be up for anything in bed or wherever.

 

I know i'm a cvnt.

 

Anyone else cheated and felt terrible, but can't resist the temptation?

Edited 5 October, 2010 by dune

[Dog]

Is wearing a bloxing glove while you're having a J Arthur cheating yourself ?

Edited 5 October, 2010 by Dog

[moon monkey]

Cheating is not such a bad thing. It will be a good lesson learned from the girl you are cheating on, she will be stronger for it. Don't use chat up lines, they are sad and every guy uses them. You got to be different from the other guys, she has to chase you not you chase her.

[Robsk II]

To be honest, yes. I think it's sort of a sign of not being that happy or sure in a relationship and keeping ideas open or something. Either that or utter weakness in the face of fitness.

[Dog]

To be honest, yes. I think it's sort of a sign of not being that happy or sure in a relationship and keeping ideas open or something. Either that or utter weakness in the face of fitness.

 

Have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated someone?

[ericofarabia]

Have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated someone?

 

He's hugged more trees than you can shake a stick at.

 

He doesn't give a toss about their feelings, they are just objects for him to hug.

[Robsk II]

Have you ever been cheated on or have you ever cheated someone?

 

Both, I believe.

[Turkish]

Both, I believe.

 

why you believe? Are you not sure if being smashed up the gary by another bloke counts as cheating on your bird? It doesn't.

[richie]

Yes I have, on my last three girlfriends on several occassions. Not that proud of it. Actually not proud at all. Its exciting and shows youv'e still 'got it' but ultimately pretty depressing. That said, rag her senseless as you will be forever wondering what if?

 

ps make sure there is not route back to your gf as if founf out it does couase some problems! I know

[Turkish]

Cheating is not such a bad thing. It will be a good lesson learned from the girl you are cheating on, she will be stronger for it. Don't use chat up lines, they are sad and every guy uses them. You got to be different from the other guys, she has to chase you not you chase her.

 

i agree, and dont use the "you're out my league" line, let her realise that she is lucky you are speaking to her, that you haven't made your mind up if you are going to f*ck her senseless yet but she has the next 20 minutes to convince you. As for your current girlfriend, as moon monkey says, she'll be stronger for it and she'll realise how attractive you are to other women and work harder to keep you interested, she'll learn from her past mistakes and it'll only strenghten your relationship by making her more appreciative of what she has, if that is what you want.

[Robsk II]

why you believe? Are you not sure if being smashed up the gary by another bloke counts as cheating on your bird? It doesn't.

 

If I was of your sexual persuasion, i'd be a giver, not a taker, unlike yourself. But don't get any ideas about us getting together. I'm all for personal freedoms, but I don't swing that way. And I said 'I believe' because I wasn't actually there at the time. You know how it is; you always have to go on hear-say or confessions. Probably for the best. Anyway, I'm pretty certain this applies to most people back in their younger days. If cheating is a snog, then certainly.

[Special K]

To be honest, yes. I think it's sort of a sign of not being that happy or sure in a relationship and keeping ideas open or something. Either that or utter weakness in the face of fitness.

 

I see what you mean. When i was with my ex, I was thinking about not being "happy" or "sure" in our relationship, as i spoffed my manfat over another birds norks. And i contemplated the fragility of our fading union as i rammed it up the other birds council. Sure made me think, yeah.

[Robsk II]

Exactly. It's a tough time.

[Turkish]

If I was of your sexual persuasion, i'd be a giver, not a taker, unlike yourself. But don't get any ideas about us getting together. I'm all for personal freedoms, but I don't swing that way. And I said 'I believe' because I wasn't actually there at the time. You know how it is; you always have to go on hear-say or confessions. Probably for the best. Anyway, I'm pretty certain this applies to most people back in their younger days. If cheating is a snog, then certainly.

 

Dont worry, although i am curious to know what it would be like to sh*g a ginger, i dont feel that i could stoop that low, i'd feel wrong shooting my load into something thats skin was paler than my spunk.

[Robsk II]

Yours is probably some nasty yellowish brown through under-use or over-w*nking. One or the other. I might dye my hair ginger just to please you, big boy.

[Dog]

Yours is probably some nasty yellowish brown through under-use or over-w*nking. One or the other. I might dye my hair ginger just to please you, big boy.

 

Ginger spunk ? That's a bit fishy !

[Robsk II]

Um. Erm. OK.

[EastleighSoulBoy]

I've not cheated but know i'm going to with a barmaid, already we've flirted and i've already planned my chat up along the lines of i've only come back to see you because you're gorgeous and funny, but i think you're way out my league. She then says don't be silly and we chat and laugh and it starts. She really gets lots of attention but I just we've got chemistry from the way she smiles and looks at me when she's serving other people and I can tell her heart is beating fast and she's intrigued to get to know me. She really is fit, and could take her pick, bu for some reason she likes me. And I just know she'll be up for anything in bed or wherever.

 

I know i'm a cvnt.

 

Anyone else cheated and felt terrible, but can't resist the temptation?

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTQJ2QiK4QU

[SNSUN]

I would cheat on my missus, purely because I know she's the stable, clingy type that would stay with me no matter what I do.

 

Trouble is, I'm a fat, ugly, lazy turd of a man, so finding someone to cheat with is nigh on impossible.

 

 

(One, or both, of those statements may not be true.)

[Deppo]

I've not cheated but know i'm going to with a barmaid, already we've flirted and i've already planned my chat up along the lines of i've only come back to see you because you're gorgeous and funny, but i think you're way out my league. She then says don't be silly and we chat and laugh and it starts. She really gets lots of attention but I just we've got chemistry from the way she smiles and looks at me when she's serving other people and I can tell her heart is beating fast and she's intrigued to get to know me. She really is fit, and could take her pick, bu for some reason she likes me. And I just know she'll be up for anything in bed or wherever.

 

I know i'm a cvnt.

 

Anyone else cheated and felt terrible, but can't resist the temptation?

 

[Jonnyboy]

I've not cheated but know i'm going to with a barmaid, already we've flirted and i've already planned my chat up along the lines of i've only come back to see you because you're gorgeous and funny, but i think you're way out my league. She then says don't be silly and we chat and laugh and it starts. She really gets lots of attention but I just we've got chemistry from the way she smiles and looks at me when she's serving other people and I can tell her heart is beating fast and she's intrigued to get to know me. She really is fit, and could take her pick, bu for some reason she likes me. And I just know she'll be up for anything in bed or wherever.

 

I know i'm a cvnt.

 

Anyone else cheated and felt terrible, but can't resist the temptation?

 

that just shows your weak moral fibre that you would stoop so low, typical tory.

[SuperMikey]

Just my opinion, but I think people that cheat are just spineless. If you're really unhappy in a relationship to a point where you'll just cheat, break up with whoever you're involved with.

Cheating just hurts people unneccesarily, even if it's just a one-time thing.

[Deppo]

I've heard that dune's missus has been knocking off half of her workplace over the past year anyway.

[Saint-scooby]

Go sew your wild oats..

[Robsk II]

Just my opinion, but I think people that cheat are just spineless. If you're really unhappy in a relationship to a point where you'll just cheat, break up with whoever you're involved with.

Cheating just hurts people unneccesarily, even if it's just a one-time thing.

 

It's very, very easy to say that, but for some reason some people just put themselves in bad situations or get complex emotional **** going on. There's all sorts pf psychology in it. I'm not defending it; it's never OK and it does just hurt people. But to say it's simply spineless is a gross over-simplification that doesn't take into account the may nuances of living life.

[Turkish]

It's very, very easy to say that, but for some reason some people just put themselves in bad situations or get complex emotional **** going on. There's all sorts pf psychology in it. I'm not defending it; it's never OK and it does just hurt people. But to say it's simply spineless is a gross over-simplification that doesn't take into account the may nuances of living life.

 

to be fair he is only a kid and has never has probably never had a girlfriend, "supermikey" experience of woman is probablt less than Will from the Inbetweeners. When he touches a bird on the fanny through her jeans he might have a different view.

Edited 5 October, 2010 by Turkish

[Robsk II]

Partic. if she's hot, and he has a gf at the time..

[Special K]

Just my opinion, but I think people that cheat are just spineless. If you're really unhappy in a relationship to a point where you'll just cheat, break up with whoever you're involved with.

Cheating just hurts people unneccesarily, even if it's just a one-time thing.

 

What about being away with teh lads on a Staggers, espying a stunna and banging her bandy with no chance of a comeback? Doesn't mean you think any less of the missus.

 

(Not me of course, i'd never do that sort of thing)

[scotty]

Go sew your wild oats..

 

sew them on to what?

[scotty]

...oh, and does it count as cheating if you think about the missus while youre banging the girlfriend?

[Dr Who?]

...oh, and does it count as cheating if you think about the missus while youre banging the girlfriend?

 

Surely it is normally round the other way?

[scotty]

Surely it is normally round the other way?

 

well therein lies the dilemma, I'm just speculating what the wife would say if you told her you were thinking about her all the time you were at it with the g/f. Have you ever played "bucking bronco"?' you do the wife from behind, shout out her sisters name and see how long you can stay on.......

[Jones91]

Alcohol plays a big part

[dronskisaint]

Go sh*g...you may get run over the next day....if you don't you've still had the sh*g

[holepuncture]

Alcohol plays a big part

 

essential

[sambosa75]

Barmaid in get paid to flirt to keep people coming back shocker...

[SparkySaint]

I'm guessing this didn't go well. Did she have a c**k?

[The Majestic Channon]

I'm guessing this didn't go well. Did she have a c**k?

 

Well stanley ? did she have you?