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Viking Warrior

Viking Warrior

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We have probably done this many moons ago but I was amused by the arrested 11 thread

so who really is the ugliest saints team ever

 

I would say Eric Martin, Dowie and Moodie to start with ( MLT couldnt be that ugly as he always pulled the good looking birds

Badger

Badger

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Surely Ian Turner in goal.

 

Dowie & Moody definitely.David Speedie and Perry Groves always looked dire to me but perhaps thats just a legacy of the Branfoot era.

Fowllyd

Fowllyd

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Surely Ian Turner in goal.

 

Dowie & Moody definitely.David Speedie and Perry Groves always looked dire to me but perhaps thats just a legacy of the Branfoot era.

 

Ian Turner in goal for certain.

 

Ivan Golac at right back, Dave Watson and Chris Nicholl in central defence - can't think of a suitably ugly left back, though Gareth Bale is pretty simian so maybe he'd qualify.

 

Terry Hurlock and Graham Baker in central midfield.

 

Charlie George and Iain Dowie up front.

 

There - just needs two ugly wingers and maybe a hideous left back.

benjii

benjii

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Ian Turner in goal for certain.

 

Ivan Golac at right back, Dave Watson and Chris Nicholl in central defence - can't think of a suitably ugly left back, though Gareth Bale is pretty simian so maybe he'd qualify.

 

Terry Hurlock and Graham Baker in central midfield.

 

Charlie George and Iain Dowie up front.

 

There - just needs two ugly wingers and maybe a hideous left back.

 

Lee Todd

 

In more ways than one.

whizzpop

whizzpop

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If you're going for a 442 from about 1990 onwards...

 

GK - Dave Beasant LB - Barry Venison CD - Claus CD - Simon Charlton RB - Chris Baird LM - Perry Groves CM - Quashie CM - Kevin Richardson RM - Robbie Slater ST - Ormerod ST - Peter Crouch

 

Manager - Luggy

Assistant - Wigley

 

Sub - Carlton Palmer

SW11_Saint

SW11_Saint

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Ian Turner.

 

Lee Todd. Ken Armstrong. Dean Richards. Ray Wallace.

 

Graham Baker. Gordon Cowans. Sammy Lee. Kevin Richardson.

 

MLT (sorry, but we know it's true!). Brett Ormerod.

Lets B Avenue

Lets B Avenue

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Ian Turner.

 

Lee Todd. Ken Armstrong. Dean Richards. Ray Wallace.

 

Graham Baker. Gordon Cowans. Sammy Lee. Kevin Richardson.

 

MLT (sorry, but we know it's true!). Brett Ormerod.

 

Gordon Cowans? How the feck does he get in a "Saints" team?

SW11_Saint

SW11_Saint

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Gordon Cowans? How the feck does he get in a "Saints" team?

Oops! False memory syndrome... Was convinced he had a few loan games with us (in those days when we had "other peoples players, like Reid, drifting in for a few games) but just checked 'the bible' and no. I blame the drugs...

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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John Beresford & Carlton Palmer... Were on Rob McAfree's Goals on Monday show last night, both contenders.

 

Also, how could we miss out big John McGrath

 

Joe Kirkup

 

David (Docker) Walker

 

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3F_adv_prop%3Dimage%26va%3Ddavid%2Bwalker%2Bsouthampton%26fr%3Dmcsaoff&w=490&h=500&imgurl=www.saintsfcpics.com%2Fimage%2Fsoccer-football-league-division-one-southampton-photocall_1067083.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.saintsfcpics.com%2Flow.php%3Fxp%3Dmedia%26xm%3D1067083&size=89KB&name=...+David+Walker...&p=david+walker+southampton&oid=bba0f262824943ca3561a6762c362c2f&fr2=&no=3&tt=204&sigr=11ngs8q85&sigi=13007n7k9&sigb=1334thkr0

 

 

Actually, with those hairstyles, most of that team would qualify

dubai_phil

dubai_phil

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And of course

 

Dean Richards

 

http://images.search.yahoo.com/images/view?back=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.search.yahoo.com%2Fsearch%2Fimages%3Fp%3Ddean%2Brichards%2Bsouthampton&w=300&h=180&imgurl=news.bbc.co.uk%2Folmedia%2F1225000%2Fimages%2F_1228176_richards301.jpg&rurl=http%3A%2F%2Fnews.bbc.co.uk%2Fsport%2Fhi%2Fenglish%2Ffootball%2Fteams%2Fs%2Fsouthampton%2Fnewsid_1228000%2F1228176.stm&size=10KB&name=Dean+Richards&p=dean+richards+southampton&oid=6b9f0c673ab74c59bf2556a3626cc8cb&fr2=&no=7&tt=34&sigr=12ujqkgke&sigi=11u0vqovu&sigb=128qmfd6j

Victor

Victor

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Question for Viking Warrior:

 

Would you make it into the ugliest 11 posters on the Saints Web? Personally, I reckon your mind would qualify you.

Joe Kirkup

Joe Kirkup

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Ahem..

Deppo

Deppo

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For me, it's definitely between the one that played in the home strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS and the one that played in the away strip in the Saints Web Forum match at SMS.

SNSUN

SNSUN

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If you're going for a 442 from about 1990 onwards...

 

GK - Dave Beasant LB - Barry Venison CD - Claus CD - Simon Charlton RB - Chris Baird LM - Perry Groves CM - Quashie CM - Kevin Richardson RM - Robbie Slater ST - Ormerod ST - Peter Crouch

 

Manager - Luggy

Assistant - Wigley

 

Sub - Carlton Palmer

 

Does dating Abby Clancy validate him though? Granted, he's got a set of choppers that only a mother could love, but she must see something in him, besides his money, height and massive schlong...

scotty

scotty

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Oops! False memory syndrome... Was convinced he had a few loan games with us (in those days when we had "other peoples players, like Reid, drifting in for a few games) but just checked 'the bible' and no. I blame the drugs...

 

whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa)

SNSUN

SNSUN

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whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa)

 

Graham Potter? I occasionally think some players have played for Saints that haven't, I blame the early editions of Championship Manager for that!

SW11_Saint

SW11_Saint

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whats going on here? I was convinced gordon cowans had played for us as well, did he turn out in a testimomial or a friendly or something? Or is it some kind of mental link with another Gordon that did play for us, who else was in the squad when gordon watson was here (or have I got that wrong as well hahahaaa)

Thank god I am not the only one who's going mad! It's funny, despite all the evidence to the contrary, I still remain convinced I've seen him play for Saints! I've come to the conclusion that I've either had an "Inception" type dream, where on Sunday night I spent '20 years' watching an alternate Saints team (we did win the league three times in a row in the 90's, right?) OR I too am confusing him with some other journeyman, more famous for another club, ending his career at our place...

 

While I'm at it, did Mark Walters, Stuart Ripley, Sammy Lee, Justin Fashanu, Jamie Redknapp, Peter Reid and Derek Statham also make an appearance or two for us, or have I dreamt them up too?!

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