latter day saint Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Ossie,you realy should see Harry Ramsden about that chip on your shoulder. you'd make a fekkin fortune! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 research it? Tell me this, we dont claim to have a history but laughingly you do? Now semi finals, losing finals, getting knocked out against no name teams in first round European games (you make it sound like you were in Europe every year ) doesnt count as history for any club that claims to have a history It just embarrassing..." we have a history you see ,we lost this trophy, made the semi's of that trophy and flopped in Europe" Tell us about the dell fellas.....the little old wreck of a place that at least kept you solvent, now tell us about St Fairies ? The ground that sent you down, poorly constructed by Barr, small seats and built on the cheapest shabbiest piece of land south of Watford. You have just had your biggest attendance of the season and wooo wooo a narrow victory and you think you are premiership bound. Exactly how much did Cortese spend during the summer....? I mean you arent exactly splashing the cash around now are you. Roll on next march, we will sit you in our mighty fourth stand and give you 10% of our capacity......hopefully it will rain Of course by then you will be 'storming the league' as one of your fans posted on our site, so I would hate to see the demand for tickets...you can always sit in the tree behind love u lots x ps..... Barnard celebrating his cup final I presume PMSL laughing, as your club will never ever get anywhere near any of our dubious achievements. You talk about our shoddy stadium? Feck me, we've got a bigger training ground than the Fitness First stadium, it even sounds like a training ground.. The Dell? Still twice the size of your current ground... Biggest attendance of the season? It's October you retard.... Transfer fees? Your record transfer fee is £210,000: Gavin Pea**** from Gillingham August 1989. Not exactly setting the world on fire since eh? and finally, a bit of cut and paste.... "It just embarrassing...You have no history you see ,you never even made the quarter finals of the FA cup, never made the semi's of that trophy and never played in Europe apart from a bit of beach football" Seriously, if you're going to mock us... at least have a point... You mock the Johnstome paint trophy and yet it's the ONLY trophy you've won... Christ almighty you make Pompey fans sound intelligent.... pmsl... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Very amusing Ossie but at least we can afford to cover all of our ground unlike you mongs. Dean Court Ha more like a land fill site but not quite as bad as notarf krap mind now about the Brighton Beach end you havent got a clue have you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 research it? Tell me this, we dont claim to have a history but laughingly you do? Now semi finals, losing finals, getting knocked out against no name teams in first round European games (you make it sound like you were in Europe every year ) doesnt count as history for any club that claims to have a history It just embarrassing..." we have a history you see ,we lost this trophy, made the semi's of that trophy and flopped in Europe" Tell us about the dell fellas.....the little old wreck of a place that at least kept you solvent, now tell us about St Fairies ? The ground that sent you down, poorly constructed by Barr, small seats and built on the cheapest shabbiest piece of land south of Watford. You have just had your biggest attendance of the season and wooo wooo a narrow victory and you think you are premiership bound. Exactly how much did Cortese spend during the summer....? I mean you arent exactly splashing the cash around now are you. Roll on next march, we will sit you in our mighty fourth stand and give you 10% of our capacity......hopefully it will rain Of course by then you will be 'storming the league' as one of your fans posted on our site, so I would hate to see the demand for tickets...you can always sit in the tree behind love u lots x ps..... Barnard celebrating his cup final I presume I've come to the conclusion that Bompey's performance this season, up until Saturday, has gone to your head and unhinged your already fragile mind. Now, to be honest, Bompey have done well, they had a great season last year what with fighting against all the odds. Yes we all cheered on learning you were promoted and we looked forward to a nice little game or two with you. Sadly the reulsts this season led you to get an attack of the vapours, the air is weak up there you know, and you felt you had us in your pocket. Even after the Carling Cup game you still felt this Saturday would be easy. Well it wasn't like that at all was it? Now you're starting to worry that you have been found out, the panic is setting in and you are worried that Bompey may well be a busted flush. so, in all your bitterness, you come on here acting the Bertie Big B0ll0x and have a go by resorting to what you feel you know best. Excuse us while we all laugh..... ....a lot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Ossie are you telling me Bournemouth are on Wikipedia, wow nice one mate, fair play. People say you are a club that's a little bit smaller than us, but i got a mate called marc jackson who's like a top businessman with a thai bride and a penthouse camera he bought in poole, and he nearly bought you so that just proves to me that either we aint bigger than you, or Mr Jackson saw more potential in you. And lets be honest go to places like Newbury or Salisbury and you don't see no dirty scum fans (ha ha yeah we know we'll never be all nice because it takes certain people and certain towns to attract the nice boys - i think you're a nice boy btw so you are what i'd call a proppa cherries lad) nah in salisbury and newbury you go in any pub and one fo your nice boys is bent over and volunteering to be a draughts board, and no matter how hard we try and be a deckchair we aint got a ****ing beach. So yeah you are ****ing great you ****ing nice boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 The thing is I actually LIKE Bournemouth! This is hilarious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 The thing is I actually LIKE Bournemouth! This is hilarious. So do I. When I get a homosexual urge, or fancy sticking it in a granny i'm there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 So do I. When I get a homosexual urge, or fancy sticking it in a granny i'm there. Are there a lot of benders in Bournemouth? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 October, 2010 Share Posted 4 October, 2010 Are there a lot of benders in Bournemouth? Oh yes. I assume you are refering to balloon art. This is where i go for my ballon sculptures because no-one bends it better than a bournemouth bender. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rooster Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Scum army-scum army-scum army- embrace the saying just like the cardiff lot do about sheep ****ging-they sing it back themseleves these days dont bite to the plumb from bournemouth-ps i ilke bournemouth-great place and people-lots of family there-good looking birds etc etc embrace the scum-always rises to the top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paris Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 It's quite amazing i'm so surprised at this there has never been a rivalary between us ,just some bored bmth boys with too much time on there hands i guess .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Oh my god.... http://www.afcb.co.uk/page/LatestTicketNews/0,,10324~2174114,00.html How embarrassing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sour Mash Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 (edited) research it? Tell me this, we dont claim to have a history but laughingly you do? Now semi finals, losing finals, getting knocked out against no name teams in first round European games (you make it sound like you were in Europe every year ) doesnt count as history for any club that claims to have a history It just embarrassing..." we have a history you see ,we lost this trophy, made the semi's of that trophy and flopped in Europe" Tell us about the dell fellas.....the little old wreck of a place that at least kept you solvent, now tell us about St Fairies ? The ground that sent you down, poorly constructed by Barr, small seats and built on the cheapest shabbiest piece of land south of Watford. You have just had your biggest attendance of the season and wooo wooo a narrow victory and you think you are premiership bound. Exactly how much did Cortese spend during the summer....? I mean you arent exactly splashing the cash around now are you. Roll on next march, we will sit you in our mighty fourth stand and give you 10% of our capacity......hopefully it will rain Of course by then you will be 'storming the league' as one of your fans posted on our site, so I would hate to see the demand for tickets...you can always sit in the tree behind love u lots x ps..... Barnard celebrating his cup final I presume You must have had a really s**t day on Saturday, gutted for you fella, aint fun when the biggest game/day out in your life-time turns out that bad is it? Keep your head up and keep cheering on those mighty Cherries! Edited 5 October, 2010 by Sour Mash Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 You only have to watch the video on the echo site to see which set of fans it was trying to cause trouble and make it a derby. http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/news/8431755.Police_review_football_violence/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Golac and case are the best players boremouth have ever had , i think ossie has been shooting up to much in his walpole rd bedsit .. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eastleighhalo Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Ossie: Please hate us !! Saints fans: No Ossie: But pleeeeeaaaseee ..no one hates us ..you are our only chance. Saints fans: No end of... bless him for trying tho ..he really is quite a cutey dontcha fink? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy Gabriel's Halo Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I don't normally join in this sort of thing as I'm too old now to be ar$ed about it but please fellas just ignore this loon, you're only giving him ammunition to come back at you. I normally also quite enjoy the crack between us and the likes of Mero, PES and FMPR even Corp Ho despite the fact they are skates - it can be quite amusing at times. BUT as for you Ossie you're just a complete effing w@nker of the worst kind, you're not funny, you're not amusing or clever or subtle. I expect you still live with your mum and you've never had a girlfriend even though you're nearly 19. Now I expect you like sex and travel - so you know what to do don't you ? And please do us a favour - go and contaminate some other unfortunate team's forum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fowllyd Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I don't normally join in this sort of thing as I'm too old now to be ar$ed about it but please fellas just ignore this loon' date=' you're only giving him ammunition to come back at you. I normally also quite enjoy the crack between us and the likes of Mero, PES and FMPR even Corp Ho despite the fact they are skates - it can be quite amusing at times. BUT as for you Ossie you're just a complete effing w@nker of the worst kind, you're not funny, you're not amusing or clever or subtle. I expect you still live with your mum and you've never had a girlfriend even though you're nearly 19. [b']Now I expect you like sex[/b] and travel - so you know what to do don't you ? And please do us a favour - go and contaminate some other unfortunate team's forum. I think you're giving him undue credit there - to know whether he likes sex he'd need to have experienced it! Maybe we should treat Ossie with sympathy; he clearly suffers from a well-merited inferiority complex, which he's desperately and unsuccessfully trying to conceal behind a veil of phony bravado. The saddest thing is, though, that it's not even a very good inferiority complex. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amesbury Saint Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 When the cherries knocked over a female steward and kicked through the door.... lots of video looking at a police van Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossie1 Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I don't normally join in this sort of thing as I'm too old now to be ar$ed about it but please fellas just ignore this loon' date=' you're only giving him ammunition to come back at you. I normally also quite enjoy the crack between us and the likes of Mero, PES and FMPR even Corp Ho despite the fact they are skates - it can be quite amusing at times. BUT as for you Ossie you're just a complete effing w@nker of the worst kind, you're not funny, you're not amusing or clever or subtle. I expect you still live with your mum and you've never had a girlfriend even though you're nearly 19. Now I expect you like sex and travel - so you know what to do don't you ? And please do us a favour - go and contaminate some other unfortunate team's forum. [/quote'] 'Ignore the loon' and then you launch into a load of drivel , watch the blood pressure mate, are you sure your not posting from some nursing home down our way:rolleyes: The moments gone pal but you only pick up on it 24 hours later...do you know what day it is in la la land fook me Ive never met such a load of pent up anger and aggression...take a chill pill mate and look forward to Oldham then Dagenham & Redbridge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 'Ignore the loon' and then you launch into a load of drivel , watch the blood pressure mate, are you sure your not posting from some nursing home down our way:rolleyes: The moments gone pal but you only pick up on it 24 hours later...do you know what day it is in la la land fook me Ive never met such a load of pent up anger and aggression since i was sat with my fellow bormuff at our cup final last saurday...take a chill pill mate and look forward to Oldham then Dagenham & Redbridge I´ve corrected your post for you oswold x Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Oh my god.... http://www.afcb.co.uk/page/LatestTicketNews/0,,10324~2174114,00.html How embarrassing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Ossie, me old second-team fan, I suggest you go on a bit of a mission. Visit some forums, see how the best wind-up merchants operate, lie-in wait, bide your time. At the moment, we all love you. Thanks for the laughs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Oh my god.... http://www.afcb.co.uk/page/LatestTicketNews/0,,10324~2174114,00.html How embarrassing... TBF, I'm gutted. They have two cup finals this season and we probably won't have any They are leaving us for dust. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 fill dean court with 9000, lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Majestic Channon Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Oh my god.... http://www.afcb.co.uk/page/LatestTicketNews/0,,10324~2174114,00.html How embarrassing... Isn´t that cute, bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rocknrollman no2 Posted 5 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I think Bournemouth should give our groundsmen free tickets when we play them at Dean Court,for all the hard work they have done on their tiny pitch.Hope they keep a couple by,just in case they sell out between now and next March.lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ossie1 Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Ossie, me old second-team fan, I suggest you go on a bit of a mission. Visit some forums, see how the best wind-up merchants operate, lie-in wait, bide your time. At the moment, we all love you. Thanks for the laughs. Benjii ...as in Benjamin per chance. Listen Benny, i dont have to work too hard on this forum to get a response, I just wish i had found it earlier. As I said the moments gone but please feel free to continue as its proving mildly entertaining. By the way Ive just noticed your top 5 threads 1. Barney arrested 2. Lowest attendances:toppa: 3. Nigel Adkins ......wheres the guy who threatened suicide?...you bunch of jonah's 4. Ugly Saints team....say no more 5. A thread on Bournemouth keep it up lads...quality viewing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Please hate me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I love Bournemouth xxx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 Also, do I book a ticket in the home end for Saints Bournemouth or do I try and get in the away end even knowing it's pretty unlikely. Decisions decisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 I wouldn't go in the home end, you might get hit with a handbag, or tripped with a walking stick. They're nutters down there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DrZuess1979 the 2nd Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 My mate works at The fitness first stadium Can`t miss him he looks like Peter Crouch He`s told me that the cherrie crew can`t wait for the home game, settle some scores lol Only problem is looks like I am sitting right behind the goal in the home end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 5 October, 2010 Share Posted 5 October, 2010 My mate works at The fitness first stadium Can`t miss him he looks like Peter Crouch He`s told me that the cherrie crew can`t wait for the home game, settle some scores lol Only problem is looks like I am sitting right behind the goal in the home end. Hahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Oh dear, this Bompey fan really is making them look ever so silly. Bless there little cotton socks. If Bompey were a man, he would be 5ft 2" and have the biggest case of small man syndrome. It's ever so sad to watch, because no matter how hard they try, we really will always like them. When they get relegated come end of the season we will give them a round of applause for their mammoth achievement and continue to look out for them because they are the little ginger outcast of the south coast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 6 October, 2010 Share Posted 6 October, 2010 Benjii ...as in Benjamin per chance. Listen Benny, i dont have to work too hard on this forum to get a response, I just wish i had found it earlier. As I said the moments gone but please feel free to continue as its proving mildly entertaining. By the way Ive just noticed your top 5 threads 1. Barney arrested 2. Lowest attendances:toppa: 3. Nigel Adkins ......wheres the guy who threatened suicide?...you bunch of jonah's 4. Ugly Saints team....say no more 5. A thread on Bournemouth keep it up lads...quality viewing Bought for ticket for March's Saints game yet? Top five Bournemouth threads.. 1) We wuz robbed 2) We took Brittania Road 3) We wuz robbed 4) We've got more points than you 5) Who's got their tickets for the biggest game at Bournemouth ever? Seriously, you're about as funny as piles but thank you for counting through the threads, you're not obsessed are you? And if you want to try and be provocative at least try and be entertaining or witty.. At the moment you're just a dull tw at with too many smilies.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nadia Sllim Posted 6 October, 2010 Share Posted 6 October, 2010 Surely there is a good chance of them going bust by March? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 6 October, 2010 Share Posted 6 October, 2010 Surely there is a good chance of them going bust by March? selling tickets for a game 4 months ahead would make you wonder that they indeed need an influx of funds quickly. Why else would you sell tickets so far ahead? They even have missed the trick of saying that you have to buy the 2 home games beforehand as well, a scheme used by us for the Pompey /Man u games. Phil has alluded to shortages down there and perhaps the rent man cometh. Hey Ossie where will the match be played when the gates are locked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alehouseboys Posted 6 October, 2010 Share Posted 6 October, 2010 Scum army-scum army-scum army- embrace the saying just like the cardiff lot do about sheep ****ging-they sing it back themseleves these days dont bite to the plumb from bournemouth-ps i ilke bournemouth-great place and people-lots of family there-good looking birds etc etc embrace the scum-always rises to the top See, you got something there, wouldn't it be heartwarming to hear "Scummers, Scummers....." resounding round fartton and dean court every other week as the blue few and bumfluff hail us, their superior neighbours. SCUM could stand for the 'South Coast's Ultimate Mushes'...but then I guess it could also be used for our neighbours too... For the freaks on the toilet that is portsea island..."South Coast Urinal Mutants" Brighton..."South Coast Uphill Merchants"...or "South Coast Upsy-daisy Mincers" ...and not forgetting our new found "rivals" from Dorset..."South Coast Uppity Minnows" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 6 October, 2010 Share Posted 6 October, 2010 Where's Ossie gone? Come back and say some more funny stuff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 9 October, 2010 Share Posted 9 October, 2010 "We've got more points than you" What a great song that was.... Shame it's only 3 eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Daren W Posted 10 October, 2010 Share Posted 10 October, 2010 And another thing, I wonder what Eddie Howe has to say about his teams penalty yesterday? The most ridiculous penalty I've seen in ages.... I'll hazard a guess and say he'll say feck all.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 10 October, 2010 Share Posted 10 October, 2010 And another thing, I wonder what Eddie Howe has to say about his teams penalty yesterday? The most ridiculous penalty I've seen in ages.... I'll hazard a guess and say he'll say feck all.... He said "we got a little bit of luck" immediately after the match... http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_div_2/9052955.stm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 10 October, 2010 Share Posted 10 October, 2010 'Ignore the loon' and then you launch into a load of drivel , watch the blood pressure mate, are you sure your not posting from some nursing home down our way:rolleyes: The moments gone pal but you only pick up on it 24 hours later...do you know what day it is in la la land fook me Ive never met such a load of pent up anger and aggression...take a chill pill mate and look forward to Oldham then Dagenham & Redbridge Ossie, would you and your pals open someone up if they mugged you off, or would you tell them to jog on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 10 October, 2010 Share Posted 10 October, 2010 And then proceeded to say how it evened up 'all the bad decisions from last week'. THis from a manager who never talks about referees apparently... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The9 Posted 10 October, 2010 Share Posted 10 October, 2010 I am just amused at referring to former European Cup winners Steaua Bucharest, as a "no name European team". Lolz. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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