1976_Child Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 ... suck off the postman for a million quid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 would you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 too bloody right i would!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1976_Child Posted 28 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 September, 2010 would you? my friend, if I was guaranteed a million squids I would camp out by the letter box waiting for the gnarled hunchback to deliver my post. I would jump on him, rip his trousers off and suck him dry. Would probably have to give him a 100k or so to keep from going to the old bill. But yes, for a million quid I would even suck you off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 why particularly a postman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 Why change the habit of a lifetime Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 For a million I'd suck him off AND knob his black-and-white cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 looks like everyone has their price Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 How about £20 and a packet of mints? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 How about £20 and a packet of mints? Where do you live? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 Where do you live? In the waiting room here mostly http://www.drthom.com/sexual_health_clinic/South%20East/Southampton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 In the waiting room here mostly http://www.drthom.com/sexual_health_clinic/South%20East/Southampton Is that what the mints are for, to disguise the smell of rotten m1nge stench? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint-scooby Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 My postman is a woman and not bad, quite tidy, so yes.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 I would but I don't have a million quid to give him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
for_heaven's_Saint Posted 29 September, 2010 Share Posted 29 September, 2010 I would but I don't have a million quid to give him. An olden but a gooden. A bit like my postman.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 I would also suck my postman off for a million pounds. Especially as he is blind and I could pretend to be my wife for ten minutes, he wouldn't know, and I would have the last laugh LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLL Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 I had a friend who was telling his wife that he'd met their postie down the pub and he had been boasting that he'd 'had' every woman down their street except for one. "I betr it's that stuck up cow at number 26" she replied. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 I would do more than suck him off, it's worth it for a cool million imo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 I would do more than suck him off, it's worth it for a cool million imo. Explain. *Runs to get a box of tissues* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 depends, would we have to swallow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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