Well would you?

[1976_Child]

... suck off the postman for a million quid?

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

would you?

[saint boggy]

too bloody right i would!!

[1976_Child]

would you?

 

my friend, if I was guaranteed a million squids I would camp out by the letter box waiting for the gnarled hunchback to deliver my post. I would jump on him, rip his trousers off and suck him dry. Would probably have to give him a 100k or so to keep from going to the old bill. But yes, for a million quid I would even suck you off.

[Turkish]

why particularly a postman?

[Hatch]

Why change the habit of a lifetime

[SNSUN]

For a million I'd suck him off AND knob his black-and-white cat.

[Jonnyboy]

looks like everyone has their price

[buctootim]

How about £20 and a packet of mints?

[Dog]

How about £20 and a packet of mints?

 

Where do you live?

[buctootim]

Where do you live?

 

In the waiting room here mostly http://www.drthom.com/sexual_health_clinic/South%20East/Southampton

[Dog]

In the waiting room here mostly http://www.drthom.com/sexual_health_clinic/South%20East/Southampton

 

Is that what the mints are for, to disguise the smell of rotten m1nge stench?

[Saint-scooby]

My postman is a woman and not bad, quite tidy, so yes..

[Arizona]

I would but I don't have a million quid to give him.

[for_heaven's_Saint]

I would but I don't have a million quid to give him.

 

An olden but a gooden.

 

A bit like my postman....

[Dog]

I would also suck my postman off for a million pounds. Especially as he is blind and I could pretend to be my wife for ten minutes, he wouldn't know, and I would have the last laugh LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLL

[Big John]

I had a friend who was telling his wife that he'd met their postie down the pub and he had been boasting that he'd 'had' every woman down their street except for one.

 

"I betr it's that stuck up cow at number 26" she replied.

[SuperMikey]

I would do more than suck him off, it's worth it for a cool million imo.

[Lighthouse]

I would do more than suck him off, it's worth it for a cool million imo.

 

Explain.

 

*Runs to get a box of tissues*

[scotty]

depends, would we have to swallow?