Heskeys goal scoring run explained.

[ericofarabia]

http://newsarse.com/2010/09/27/new-emile-heskey-cyborg-a-complete-success-claims-houllier/

 

love the one from the week before as well

 

http://newsarse.com/2010/08/27/emile-heskey-to-receive-lifetime-achievement-award-for-services-to-barn-door-protection/

 

LOL

[SNSUN]

Ah, that explains Asimov's other three laws, 1: Be crud, 2: Convince England managers you're not crud, 3: If law 2 fails, be good enough to get back into England squad, then resort to law 1.