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The Little Wave Has Started Again


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Have you noticed that celebrity deaths go in little cycles..? I don't mean to be rotten about this, but it can't escaped people's notice that celebrities, or people in the news, don't seem to pop off in isolation; whole floods of them wait for the right moment. In the last couple of days we've had:

 

That Rugby League player - Terry Newton [actually I thought it was Keith Newton, the 1970's England FB, so I went... awww..!]

Jimi Heselden, the man who owns the Segway company, the famous two wheeled vehicle that can't fall over, died yesterday. He fell over a cliff while riding his.

Then there's Gloria Stuart, the American actress who played the last survivor in the film Titanic. Well she died today, so there are no more survivors. Well, pretend survivors. But there are no more survivors anyway. But I digress.

 

I reckon this week could see a few more. Odd, isn't it, don't you think..? I think it happens a lot.

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Jimi Heselden, the man who owns the Segway company, the famous two wheeled vehicle that can't fall over, died yesterday. He fell over a cliff while riding his.

 

So, in summary, he caused his own death by inventing those rediculous things.

 

Sometimes life is beautiful in it's way.

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A sound investment then.

 

Still, my point stands. Albeit through ownership rather then invention.

 

In a fundamantal way, you are right. Those Segways are ridiculous things. They are the autogyro [no pun intended] of the 21st century. They allow us people [if they ever really caught on] to be even lazier than we already are, by taking away the very essense of basic exercise, that of walking, and standing aboard a two wheeled vehicle that can't fall over. However, the concept of an [at rest] unstable vehicle that can't topple over is very interesting. And the scientific principles and technology can go in other lucrative directions.

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Jimmi created the HESCO Bastion Concertainer which has been a key component in providing Force Protection since the 1991 Persian Gulf War, and is used by major military organisations around the world. He is the sort of entrepreneur business man this country needs unlike Green and Pearson. He has been a big supporter Inner City Charities and Help for Heroes and it is estimated he has donated over £23m to charities. He will be very much missed by many people who have benefitted from his generosity.

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Jimmi created the HESCO Bastion Concertainer which has been a key component in providing Force Protection since the 1991 Persian Gulf War, and is used by major military organisations around the world. He is the sort of entrepreneur business man this country needs unlike Green and Pearson. He has been a big supporter Inner City Charities and Help for Heroes and it is estimated he has donated over £23m to charities. He will be very much missed by many people who have benefitted from his generosity.

I read £27M, somewhere. Either way, he was quite a contributor.

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Thats a couple of big names bitten the dust. Wait until the xmas period in a few months and you get 2 or 3 very big names snuffing it. I'm gonna put money on dickie attenborough, zsa zsa gabor and go for a younger 'shock death' so perhaps a lindsay lohan suicide or overdose to shock the world.

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He does well though and I like him now, although his wife is an evil *****.

His wife is a very gracious lady, and a credit to him and the nation, considering that it is very likely (allegedly) that the (then) South African Government was complicit in the murder of her ex-husband. She is, AFAIK, the only woman ever to have been married to two diferent Heads of State of different countries.

 

His ex-wife, however, is a monster. But then, aren't they all?

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