Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I'm not going to lie or exagerate, i'm about average, whilst being too big must impress the other lads in the showers women are split, some love it but some dont. I used to work with a bird who went out with a bloke who had a massive **** and apparantly he used to realy hurt her whilst they were at it, she said "give me your any day" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I'm not going to lie or exagerate, i'm about average, whilst being too big must impress the other lads in the showers women are split, some love it but some dont. I used to work with a bird who went out with a bloke who had a massive **** and apparantly he used to realy hurt her whilst they were at it, she said "give me your any day" That's gonna sting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I have an absolutely tiny p enis. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 That's gonna sting thats why they are called split arses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I get turned on by rulers, so thus far I have been unable to accurately measure my winky size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I get turned on by rulers, so thus far I have been unable to accurately measure my winky size. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 HTH The most licked woman in the world, a right dirter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I just love how this thread has been started in the lounge, as opposed to the muppet show Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I just love how this thread has been started in the lounge, as opposed to the muppet show The Lounge - this forum is for general discussion of "off-topic" matters, but generally on a serious note. the length of you knob is a serious issue. right place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 The Lounge - this forum is for general discussion of "off-topic" matters, but generally on a serious note. the length of you knob is a serious issue. right place. Hmmm. Off you go... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 Hmmm. Off you go... Obviously rather not discuss your then DSM?? DOnt worry, it's not what you've got it's what you do with it (so all the blokes with small c*cks say) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 Lad called Carl at school had an enormous one. At least 50% bigger than the rest of us. Had real trouble getting laid, with most women saying "you're not coming near me with that". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 HTH Actually , it's HRH. HTH. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 WHOSE got the biggest ****? FFS ****in small dicked, grammatically challenged, Lock Stock nickname pinching, eejit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 WHOSE got the biggest ****? FFS ****in small dicked, grammatically challenged, Lock Stock nickname pinching, eejit. You're right. OP should have said 'hose' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 Jillsaint Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 WHOSE got the biggest ****? FFS ****in small dicked, grammatically challenged, Lock Stock nickname pinching, eejit. time of the month? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 When I used to play 5-a-side football there was a group of 3 deaf lads, one of them had a huge c***. Lucky bastard, he's got the ladies chasing him and doesn't have to listen to them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 This is mine. Photo taken just after I got really angry in the supermarket one day and ripped all my clothes off. I'm just out of shot to the right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 time of the month? Oh ha ****ing ha tiny ****. With this cutting jibe you have not only insinuated that I must be female but worse than that, I'm on my period. Maybe I should report you for blatant sexism, maybe I already have.... but wait, my conscience is calling... could this be the infraction points that would deny SWF the breath of life and thumping heart it so desires. What to do? I will not rush my decision, meanwhile you should carry on playing with your little pecker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 Now this is not dull or nosey!!! Only 10 inches here but not enough girth for my liking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 Oh ha ****ing ha tiny ****. With this cutting jibe you have not only insinuated that I must be female but worse than that, I'm on my period. Maybe I should report you for blatant sexism, maybe I already have.... but wait, my conscience is calling... could this be the infraction points that would deny SWF the breath of life and thumping heart it so desires. What to do? I will not rush my decision, meanwhile you should carry on playing with your little pecker. And the way you have responded confirms that you are either are indeed a woman, or a homosexual. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 This is mine. Photo taken just after I got really angry in the supermarket one day and ripped all my clothes off. I'm just out of shot to the right. ...and detached it!! wow! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 And the way you have responded confirms that you are either are indeed a woman, or a homosexual. I can't compete with this! What was I thinking?? Interesting fact for you... in Greek, "Turkish" means he with tiny love muscle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I can't compete with this! What was I thinking?? Interesting fact for you... in Greek, "Turkish" means he with tiny love muscle. Of course it does sweetheart, did you know in the urban dictonairy notnowcato means, those who bite like a rabid hyenas fighting over a carcass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JRM Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I've been using an enlargement pump for a few weeks now and i have to say it works wonders. I've promised myself if i pass the landmark of 3 inches i'll treat myself to a new blow up doll. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I have 12 incehs but i don't use it as a rule.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 I'm not going to lie or exagerate, i'm about average, whilst being too big must impress the other lads in the showers women are split, some love it but some dont. I used to work with a bird who went out with a bloke who had a massive **** and apparantly he used to realy hurt her whilst they were at it, she said "give me your any day" you are impressed by big ****s in the showers, hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 27 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 27 September, 2010 you are impressed by big ****s in the showers, hmmm a little while back i was at the gym and drying myself after a shower, sat on the bench and looked up and right opposite me was a guy with the smallest knob i have ever seen, it was practically inverted. Luckily for him he was fairly fat and ugly so he would avoid any woman laughing at him when they unzipped his flies. Felt sorry for the guy but what can you do? You can be slimmer, fitter, wear clothes that flatter you, get a tan or decent haircut to make yourself look better, its all for nothing if the woman has to ask if it's in yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 27 September, 2010 Share Posted 27 September, 2010 well its certainly not Russel Brand.saw pic of him(from 2001) stripping off & being arrested online today.for a man who has a reputation of a champion ****ger it looked like he had three testicles. either he has had surgery since then or has a tongue like a St Bernard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 This is mine. Photo taken just after I got really angry in the supermarket one day and ripped all my clothes off. I'm just out of shot to the right. Dude, see a doctor - that's some pretty serious gangrene you've got there... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chez Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 This is mine. Photo taken just after I got really angry in the supermarket one day and ripped all my clothes off. I'm just out of shot to the right. I'm not surprised you asked Hilton to wear gloves before she touched it. Who knows where she's been Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 a little while back i was at the gym and drying myself after a shower, sat on the bench and looked up and right opposite me was a guy with the smallest knob i have ever seen, it was practically inverted. Luckily for him he was fairly fat and ugly so he would avoid any woman laughing at him when they unzipped his flies. Felt sorry for the guy but what can you do? You can be slimmer, fitter, wear clothes that flatter you, get a tan or decent haircut to make yourself look better, its all for nothing if the woman has to ask if it's in yet. Was it a certain poster on here, lives round Romsey way? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keithd Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 i thought Turkish was a character in Snatch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 28 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 28 September, 2010 Was it a certain poster on here, lives round Romsey way? sadly not, but it could have been his twin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amsterdam Posted 28 September, 2010 Share Posted 28 September, 2010 I have a Rex Goliath... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 30 September, 2010 Share Posted 30 September, 2010 9" long x 1/2" girth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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