Make up a lie about yourself

[Master Bates]

I have a small willeh.

 

I can't think of anymore lies about myself.

[Colinjb]

I always lie.

[Calvin]

I am good looking.

[Baj]

I am me

[Scudamore]

I support Saints

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I support Saints

 

Should have been 'I do not have sexual thoughts about Im_no_sinner'

 

must try harder.

 

Mine would be I am a saints trainee. I have used this, especially when on holiday before although now I doubt it would work as im a little more shall we say portly than I used to be, so is less believable.

[Scudamore]

My half hearted posts sh:t on your finest efforts

[Hatch]

I gave AIDS to Sol campbell.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

My half hearted posts are sh:t. Yours are the finest efforts

 

I fixed your typo, no need to thank me

[Dicko]

I have Kate Garraway's number

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I gave AIDS to Sol campbell.

 

I hope that was through sharing a needle, I would hate to think you bummed him or even worse, let him bum you!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I have Kate Garraway's number

 

I have Kate Garraways breasts

[bungle]

I was Bryan May in Queen before the current Bryan May. There have been 4 Bryan May's in total.

[farawaysaint]

I am god and created the universe... Oh, and this webcomic is NOT the most awesome thing ever http://drmcninja.com/index.html

[Weston Super Saint]

I was Bryan May in Queen before the current Bryan May. There have been 4 Bryan May's in total.

[Hatch]

I was in Bryan May.

[simo]

I think your very intelligent !

[Weston Super Saint]

I think your very intelligent !

 

You're FFS!

[saint_stevo]

My real name is Gavin and i like to fluff the local football team and am meek

[bungle]

I was in Bryan May.

 

Which Bryan May?

 

(Also, I looked, and it appears to be spelt "Brian". That's possibly why I only spent a short time in the band, I couldn't spell my own name. It went Brian, Brian, Bryan, Brian. FACT.)

[Weston Super Saint]

Which Bryan May?

 

It was me.

[simo]

You're FFS!

 

 

Wrong spelling + intelligent =

[Weston Super Saint]

Wrong spelling + intelligent =

 

Are we still telling lies about ourselves?

[Hatch]

Which Bryan May?

 

 

The curly haired one. Small mole lower back left side.

[Saint Martini]

I have an IQ of more then a 140.

[SNSUN]

I have 3 minutes to live, and am happy to be spending them with you guys.

[Dicko]

I use 'just for men' on my pubes

[Jillyanne]

I have a job.

[Johnny Shearer]

I like TMS.

[saint lard]

I'm Sparticus.

[PompeyLass]

I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

[Dog]

I didn't nick a scissor lift and drive it fully extended up Lymington high street last night at around 12.00am after a 9hr pub crawl.

[saint lard]

I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

 

I love you.

[jawillwill]

I love this thread! lol!

[simo]

I didn't nick a scissor lift and drive it fully extended up Lymington high street last night at around 12.00am after a 9hr pub crawl.

 

That was you i thought they were putting the xmas lights up early!

[Jillyanne]

I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

 

I am not either.

[saint boggy]

I am not either.

+ another 1 !!!

[harvey]

I never drink alcohol on a Friday.

[saint boggy]

I never drink alcohol on a Friday.

+ 1

[saint boggy]

anyway.......my lie about myself would have to be

 

 

 

 

i'm a very successful business woman, with a beautiful manor house on a sprawling estate in the new forest. i ride horses during my spare time and love to visit my holiday home in the Maldives at every opportunity.

i drive a beautiful black Mercedes convertible, and am often seen around town raising money for the homeless and children's charities.:cool:

[Ponty]

I think MB starts the best threads on SWF.

[Junction 9]

I adore Formula 1 and the works of Buckcherry.

[SNSUN]

I'm a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

 

You sound gorgeous.

[simo]

I am sane !

[dubai_phil]

I haven't sh*gged Lucy Pinder

[John Boy Saint]

I have Kate Garraways breasts

 

I am Kate Garraway

[saint boggy]

I am Kate Garraway

so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused:

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused:

 

Yes I do, I keep them locked in a cupboard and get them out for special boobilicious occasions to play with them.

 

My lie is that I'm not a perfect size 8 with a peachy bum & big titties.

[John Boy Saint]

so, does INS have our breasts?? and if so, do you feel off balance at all???:confused:

 

All I know is I had no idea INS had grabbed them till I fell over and broke my nose.

 

:smt119

[mynameisthehulk]

I am not on drugs and people find me interesting.