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If you suddenly got convicted for every moderate/major crime you've ever committed...


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...how much time do you think you'd have to do?/fines you'd have to pay?

 

There have got to be some potential life sentences on this forum.

 

I'd probably have to pay a total fine of £10,000 maybe more plus 2yrs in jail.

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Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence.

 

Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it...

 

For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law):

 

Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a)

 

Speeding on many occasion

 

Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel

 

Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident)

 

ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it)

 

And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock:

 

All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element

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I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time...

 

Good job I didnt then, otherwise that would have been on the above list. Im sure had it been a Bentley or Porsche and the gimpy owner saw me do it, they would have thought otherwise though watching me drive off into the sunset.

 

Luckily it was only a small ford van

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Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock:

 

 

Would have been longer if the Giraffe hadn't put in a good word

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Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it...

 

For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law):

 

Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a)

 

Speeding on many occasion

 

Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel

 

Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident)

 

ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it)

 

And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock:

 

All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element

 

I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but it's usually only statutory rape if there is a difference in age of a couple of years.

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I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but in America for instance it's only statutory rape if there is a couple of years difference between the parties. (Age difference varies between states.)
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I have no criminal record, am generally a good citizen and like to think I was brought up well.

 

So my parents think.

 

If I was convicted of everything I'd done wrong, I would never again dine at a KFC. (Unless it was my last meal before I was put to death.)

 

And no, I do not have Madeleine McCann.

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