Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 ...how much time do you think you'd have to do?/fines you'd have to pay? There have got to be some potential life sentences on this forum. I'd probably have to pay a total fine of £10,000 maybe more plus 2yrs in jail.
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Surely posession of all kinds of drugs can see you in jail...? No comment...
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Posted 3 October, 2008 Surely posession of all kinds of drugs can see you in jail...? No comment... Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence.
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence. But if you got a charge for every time you were in posession?
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Ah sh*t, lock me up for 15yrs then Crouchie has the soap for the showers...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 (edited) Damn, I forgot about drugs, add another 6 months on to my sentence. Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it... For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law): Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a) Speeding on many occasion Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident) ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it) And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock: All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element Edited 3 October, 2008 by Im_no_sinner better layout
Scudamore Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time...
Colinjb Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 By the law and letter I should have had a few years.
Master Bates Posted 3 October, 2008 Author Posted 3 October, 2008 Crouchie has the soap for the showers...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 I wouldn't recommend ringing the police to tell them you've knocked someone wing mirror off...they might accuse you of wasting thir time... Good job I didnt then, otherwise that would have been on the above list. Im sure had it been a Bentley or Porsche and the gimpy owner saw me do it, they would have thought otherwise though watching me drive off into the sunset. Luckily it was only a small ford van
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 7 yrs 6 months and 12 days Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock:
Hatch Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Isnt that the amount of time you get put down for, for beastiality?! :shock: Would have been longer if the Giraffe hadn't put in a good word
farawaysaint Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 Only six months? I would say atleast 5 years. Think about it... For me (hoping none of this will be used in a court of law): Drug possession and potentially dealing (if selling to a mate if classed as dealing, however, I must stress it is only weed not a class a) Speeding on many occasion Piracy (not your gang plank walking type) think knock off Nigel Failure to report an accident (I only pinged his wing mirror, but I guess that can be classed as an accident) ABH, although I was under 18 and the police were involved, however decided not to take it further when they realised the bloke I hit was being a gimp (no, not litterally before one of your spaztards mention it) And if your going to get really technical, then when I was 15 I slept with another 15 year old, which so I gather can be classed as statutory rape?! :shock: All in all, I would be surprised if that constituted any time, however I would be lucky to not be fined ££££'s, especially the speeding element I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but it's usually only statutory rape if there is a difference in age of a couple of years.
farawaysaint Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 I'm not sure of the laws in Britain but in America for instance it's only statutory rape if there is a couple of years difference between the parties. (Age difference varies between states.)
SNSUN Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 I have no criminal record, am generally a good citizen and like to think I was brought up well. So my parents think. If I was convicted of everything I'd done wrong, I would never again dine at a KFC. (Unless it was my last meal before I was put to death.) And no, I do not have Madeleine McCann.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 3 October, 2008 Posted 3 October, 2008 One caution - i'm a pretty good girl really. Yeah right!
Saint Martini Posted 4 October, 2008 Posted 4 October, 2008 Suspended sentence and maybe some community work. They don't hand out loads of years behind bars in the Netherlands.
Dicko Posted 4 October, 2008 Posted 4 October, 2008 D!cko, whats your avatar? It's the legendary Jim Bergerac
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