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So basically this thread is just a way of you boasting that you had sex last night!! WOW good for you!! You clearly cant of had it for a while. Or you lost your virginity last night! :-)

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So basically this thread is just a way of you boasting that you had sex last night!! WOW good for you!! You clearly cant of had it for a while. Or you lost your virginity last night! :-)

 

Basically yes. Although it stems on from a conversation I had with my mate about when he last had it off with his Mrs. For example, you would presume a highly sexed up couple like Peter Andre and Jordan f::ck like rabbits all day, but I was surprised to learn (yes I was watching it, but only as I was playing fm08 while her indoors was watching it) they didnt have secks time for about 2 months!

 

So in a way it was boasting, and in another way, it was asking the question out of curiousity. I wouldnt be surprised if someone single like Cabbage gets laid more often than some of the people in relationships on here.

 

Sorry to hit a nerve there The King, I feel for you that your not getting any

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I had sex with The King about 20 minute ago and I gave him the whole 3 minutes, then reached around to finish him off.

 

I didn't have any change, so he let me keep the fiver.

Posted (edited)
You had secksy timez?

 

Last night for me, oh yeah giggity giggity go (Although I do live with her)

 

IMO mum's shouldn't count, so last night doesn't count for you dear friend.

 

For me, about 3-4 yrs.

Edited by Master Bates
Posted
Two weeks ago.

 

Im a stud of the highest order.

 

I'd be afraid if i were you...i think IBS might have you earmarked for some sexy time the way he keeps on sucking your d:ck...

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INS who i will now be calling IBS. Because he gives me irritable bowels syndrome when he starts threads like this...

 

oh f::ck off you gimp, im trying to liven up this forearm as its pretty dead at the moment. Just because I chose not to slate people doesnt mean im sucking up to them.

 

Anyway, I doubt I give you IBS as your always full of sh|t, you miserable git

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oh f::ck off you gimp, im trying to liven up this forearm as its pretty dead at the moment. Just because I chose not to slate people doesnt mean im sucking up to them.

 

Anyway, I doubt I give you IBS as your always full of sh|t, you miserable git

 

*snigger*

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