how old where you

[Turkish]

when you first fingered a bird?

[Baj]

I'm confused, do you want to know where I was or how old I was?

[Turkish]

both.

[Wadge]

Does bird include your sister?

[Turkish]

Does bird include your sister?

 

and your mum.

[Saint_Jonny]

Jesus you must be bored Turkish.

[Huntingdon]

15

 

Didn't wash my hand for 3 days

 

I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue

 

She was the fittest girl in school

[Dog]

15

 

Didn't wash my hand for 3 days

 

I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue

 

She was the fittest girl in Kindergarten

 

Sick f*ck!

[LVSaint]

15

 

Didn't wash my hand for 3 months

 

I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue

 

She was the fittest girl in school

 

Sick f*ck!

[SNSUN]

Six, I sheet you not. Twas my next door neighbour. I also toungued her. Caroline her name was, she was older than me - I do believe I was acting on her command, and had no knowledge that what I was doing was sexual.

 

I was a right little babe magnet at primary school, then I got sent to an all boys boarding school and the women ceased. (Fortunately they was no gheyness either. No seriously - I still make a sound when I fart.)

[saint_bert]

Six, I sheet you not. Twas my next door neighbour. I also toungued her. Caroline her name was, she was older than me - I do believe I was acting on her command, and had no knowledge that what I was doing was sexual.

 

I was a right little babe magnet at primary school, then I got sent to an all boys boarding school and the women ceased. (Fortunately they was no gheyness either. No seriously - I still make a sound when I fart.)[/QUOTE]

 

Is that sound ouch?

[SNSUN]

It was "Smoothy" http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm