Turkish Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 when you first fingered a bird? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 I'm confused, do you want to know where I was or how old I was? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 September, 2010 both. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wadge Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Does bird include your sister? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 23 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Does bird include your sister? and your mum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_Jonny Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Jesus you must be bored Turkish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huntingdon Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 15 Didn't wash my hand for 3 days I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue She was the fittest girl in school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 15 Didn't wash my hand for 3 days I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue She was the fittest girl in Kindergarten Sick f*ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVSaint Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 15 Didn't wash my hand for 3 months I'd wake up in the middle of the night and start sniffing my finger as if it was glue She was the fittest girl in school Sick f*ck! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Six, I sheet you not. Twas my next door neighbour. I also toungued her. Caroline her name was, she was older than me - I do believe I was acting on her command, and had no knowledge that what I was doing was sexual. I was a right little babe magnet at primary school, then I got sent to an all boys boarding school and the women ceased. (Fortunately they was no gheyness either. No seriously - I still make a sound when I fart.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Six, I sheet you not. Twas my next door neighbour. I also toungued her. Caroline her name was, she was older than me - I do believe I was acting on her command, and had no knowledge that what I was doing was sexual. I was a right little babe magnet at primary school, then I got sent to an all boys boarding school and the women ceased. (Fortunately they was no gheyness either. No seriously - I still make a sound when I fart.)[/QUOTE] Is that sound ouch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 It was "Smoothy" http://www.fart-sounds.net/fart_sound_board.htm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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