Sheaf Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Which one is Ant and which one is Dec? 20 bloody years they have been on our TVs and I still don't have a clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 When will Kadeem Hardison be allowed back on the main board? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Which one is Ant and which one is Dec? 20 bloody years they have been on our TVs and I still don't have a clue. It's really not worth knowing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do I bother? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do photocopiers and computers decide to go wrong when you have a deadline to meet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 If I go to a club with one toilet cubicle, and am desperate for a poo, and it is urine soaked with no bog seat and no toilet paper, can I sue the club for a breach of my human rights? Does the lady that sells seas shells on the sea shore ever make any money, when sea shells can be picked up off the beach for free? In these modern times, we have untold choices for entertainment, more TV channels than we could ever want, more channels online, Internet, PCs, Games Consoles, Books that are a dime a dozen, a wealth of DVD's that cost very little and othe entertainment platforms such as MP3/4 players. Why, then, am I still bored of an evening? Am I more likely to be slapped in England or America if I ask a girl to let me see her fanny? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Is this a question No, because of a lack of punctuation. In its present state, that broken sentence is nothing more than a statement. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Which one is Ant and which one is Dec? 20 bloody years they have been on our TVs and I still don't have a clue. 95% of the time, Ant is always the one on the left Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do stupid people put their fog lights on when its raining like Noahs back in a job and its dark. They are so dumb that they have no idea that those behind them have about 1% chance of seeing their brake lights come on. Why does my mobile always go off when Iam standing at a urinal without a free hand. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MongoNeil Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why does it always rain on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Quickfire Double Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 What's the time, Mr Wolf? Is there anybody in there? Why do most people walk on the right on the Millennium Bridge? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 How do you find out if you have a nut allergy or not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hutch Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why does John Boy Saint not have a free hand when he's standing at a urinal? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shroppie Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 What is the difference between a duck? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 (edited) EDIT: Should read earlier posts. Edited 22 September, 2010 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why am I ghey? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Where do all the odd socks go when you lose them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why do men with huge bellies insist on going about shirtless? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why do men with huge bellies insist on going about shirtless? To make their wives look good? ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 To make their wives look good? ;-) You're so sharp you'll cut yourself one day my lad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 What is the point of pigeons? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 What colour does a Smurf go, when we choke it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 (edited) Is this a question No, because of a lack of punctuation. In its present state, that broken sentence is nothing more than a statement. But you've just answered it Edited 22 September, 2010 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Where do all the paper clips go? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 But you've just answered itBugger! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deano6 Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 1. What is the meaning of life? 2. Is there a God? 3. Do blondes have more fun? 4. What is the best diet? 5. Is there anybody out there? 6. Who is the most famous person in the world? 7. What is love? 8. What is the secret to happiness? 9. Did Tony Soprano die? 10. How long will I live? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424 Baby don't hurt me. Don't hurt me, no More. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 (edited) Bugger! I remember reading somewhere that there was once a question in the Oxford entry exam, which went. Q: Is this a question Apparently, one student answered. A: If this is an answer. I had totally forgotten about it until this thread came up. Im not sure if its an urban myth on not, but a quick google found some funny stuff. I was raised on the urban legend of the Eton College entrance exam candidate who answered "What is courage?" with the words "This is" http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19626290.900-is-this-a-question.html http://www.amazon.co.uk/tag/philosophy/forum?cdThread=Tx3P7V2L66T1UH Edited 22 September, 2010 by Marsdinho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shurlock Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 why do people find observational humour funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Another urban legend: Exam question at written final: Describe laziness. One student answered: T H I S I S L A Z Y!....one letter per page. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JustMike Posted 22 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 22 September, 2010 why is the middle man from the betfair advert drinking milk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Sparky Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Does the back of the queens head taste of glue ? Why are lesbians in real life so undesirable ? Are women liars when they say they do not masturbate ? ( i can take a guess) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 why is the middle man from the betfair advert drinking milk? Is the middle man from the Betfair advert Sam Allardyce's son? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Why do months seem to fly by yet pay days take ages to come around? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 22 September, 2010 Share Posted 22 September, 2010 Which one is Ant and which one is Dec? 20 bloody years they have been on our TVs and I still don't have a clue. Ant always stands on the left, it's common knowledge ffs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Why do most people walk on the right on the Millennium Bridge? That must just happen to you as when I've walked across it most people walking toward me walk on the left! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Ant always stands on the left, it's common knowledge ffs. left of what? them or us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Does the back of the queens head taste of glue ? Why are lesbians in real life so undesirable ? Are women liars when they say they do not masturbate ? ( i can take a guess) i NEVER lie about whether i masturbate or not!......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Saint Boggy , Do you masturbate?.. ( rule 1 ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 She hasn't got any arms. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 And; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 (rule 1??..yeh right!!! ) i dont ever tell anyone if i masturbate or not........hence i never have to lie!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Why is a grapefruit called a grapefruit when there is already a fruit called a grape? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joensuu Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 How did the fox, in the building site opposite my office, get stuck on the 4th floor? And how did he managed to survive the fall from that height? And how come the RSPCA weren't interested in the slightest? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Rare photo of Dec on the left. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Are orphans allowed to watch PG movies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Do reflections in mirrors fade? Can you line up a milllion mirrors and still see a decent reflection. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Why do people try to look away from each other in lifts? Which armrest is yours in the cinema? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 Rare photo of Dec on the left. Ah, but the way they are facing, Ant is on the left. The photographer is on the wrong side. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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