A few things I am pondering...

[JustMike]

Why do bus drivers wave at each other when the go past

 

and

 

If the earth were to blow up, would it wipe out the moon too

 

hmmmm?

[trousers]

Why do people walk out of shops into the flow of moving people on the pavement without looking and then just stop?

[trousers]

Why is my checkout queue at the supermarket always the slowest one?

[trousers]

Why did kamakasi pilots wear helmets?

[dubai_phil]

What is a Barm Cake?

[Baj]

Exactly who is the "Except guide dogs" bit on "No Dogs Allowed" signs intended to be read by...

[RonManager]

Why do giraffes have furry horns?

[RonManager]

Why do people walk out of shops into the flow of moving people on the pavement without looking and then just stop?

 

They are rostered.

 

Why is my checkout queue at the supermarket always the slowest one?

 

Months of intense planning.

 

Why did kamakasi pilots wear helmets?

 

They don't. I was a kamikase pilot, 25 years man and boy (hardest game in the world), and i never wore a helmet - not once.

[saint_stevo]

Who discovered you can milk a cow?

[Lets B Avenue]

Exactly who is the "Except guide dogs" bit on "No Dogs Allowed" signs intended to be read by...

 

Sighted people with dogs and clever dogs.

[Redondo Saint]

Why do passengers boarding a plane have to keep checking their seat number every 2 seconds and why do they then forget the sequence of numbers?

[OldNick]

how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan?

[dubai_phil]

Why, whenever I travel or am about to travel somewhere by plane do I ALWAYS break my fingernails? It NEVER happens at any other time when I am near to a pair of nail scissors

[RonManager]

how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan?

 

Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets

[Verbal]

Is this the Karl Pilkington memorial thread?

[OldNick]

Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets

 

you have some odd frying pans

[TopGun]

Why do the adverts always start and never end when I turn on the TV or change channel?

[OldNick]

Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets

 

where did the 7/8" come from it wasn't there just now?..........how do posters put up ......

[OldNick]

why do psychics have to advertise

[Marsdinho]

Do spiders fart

[OldNick]

Do spiders fart

 

that is quite a worry. Steven Hawking should be called in to answer that one

[Doctoroncall]

What is time?

[RonManager]

What is time?

 

Time is 2.46pm

[skintsaint]

Can a black person join the KKK?

[Doctoroncall]

Do spiders fart

 

No they don't, their digestive system is completely different, any gases would be released through the Booklung or Spiracle.

[Marsdinho]

1. What is the meaning of life?

2. Is there a God?

3. Do blondes have more fun?

4. What is the best diet?

5. Is there anybody out there?

6. Who is the most famous person in the world?

7. What is love?

8. What is the secret to happiness?

9. Did Tony Soprano die?

10. How long will I live?

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424

[trousers]

Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season?

[Marsdinho]

Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season?

 

Think the Nazis got most of them, or (after 70 years) they dont feel needed and have disbanded.

[Marsdinho]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

[Hatch]

Where are my slippers?

[Dog]

Where do all the stars go during the day ?

[trousers]

Where do all the stars go during the day ?

 

[trousers]

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

 

"I haven't the slightest idea"

[dubai_phil]

Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season?

 

Because our leadership hasn't shown any intent?

[latter day saint]

Where do all the stars go during the day ?

daytime chat shows or doing pictorials for OK magazine

[thefunkygibbons]

how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan?

 

They sand blast the surface to create a very rough surface for it to stick to

[thefunkygibbons]

What was sliced bread the best thing since?

[iansums]

Why on TV do they tell you what's 'coming up on the show' at the start and again after 15 minutes? Do they think we've all got bloody Alzheimers?

[warsash saint]

If you drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down....

If you drop a cat, it always lands on it's feet....

 

What would happen if you superglue some toast to a cats back ???

[SNSUN]

If I farted into a Dyson vacuum cleaner, with it switched on, would my fart be kept in the capture bin?

 

Where do pretty ladies go during the day?

 

If I hate people that hate people that are lactose intolerant, would I be lactose intolerant intolerant intolerant?

[Hatch]

How do i commit the perfect murder?

[Smirking_Saint]

Why aren't buildings called builts ??

 

Who the f*ck is this larry i am as happy as ?

 

What is belly button fluff ? And why is it always a different colour to my shirt ?

[trousers]

What is belly button fluff ? And why is it always a different colour to my shirt ?

 

Because it's mixed with seminal fluid

[trousers]

Why on TV do they tell you what's 'coming up on the show' at the start and again after 15 minutes? Do they think we've all got bloody Alzheimers?

 

What was the first question?

[trousers]

Why is the white stuff you write with on blackboards mistakenly referred to as chalk?

Edited 21 September, 2010 by trousers

[trousers]

Why do some people think Boxing Day is always the day after Christmas Day?

[Hatch]

Why have I never learnt to spell 'Sepratley'

[OldNick]

They sand blast the surface to create a very rough surface for it to stick to

 

why do they call it non stick when patently it is not then? get out of that one big boy

[Marsdinho]

Is this a question

[Smirking_Saint]

If you aim to fail and succeed. Are you a failure or a success ?