JustMike Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do bus drivers wave at each other when the go past and If the earth were to blow up, would it wipe out the moon too hmmmm? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do people walk out of shops into the flow of moving people on the pavement without looking and then just stop? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why is my checkout queue at the supermarket always the slowest one? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why did kamakasi pilots wear helmets? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 What is a Barm Cake? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Exactly who is the "Except guide dogs" bit on "No Dogs Allowed" signs intended to be read by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do giraffes have furry horns? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do people walk out of shops into the flow of moving people on the pavement without looking and then just stop? They are rostered. Why is my checkout queue at the supermarket always the slowest one? Months of intense planning. Why did kamakasi pilots wear helmets? They don't. I was a kamikase pilot, 25 years man and boy (hardest game in the world), and i never wore a helmet - not once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Who discovered you can milk a cow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Exactly who is the "Except guide dogs" bit on "No Dogs Allowed" signs intended to be read by... Sighted people with dogs and clever dogs. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Redondo Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do passengers boarding a plane have to keep checking their seat number every 2 seconds and why do they then forget the sequence of numbers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why, whenever I travel or am about to travel somewhere by plane do I ALWAYS break my fingernails? It NEVER happens at any other time when I am near to a pair of nail scissors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan? Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Is this the Karl Pilkington memorial thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets you have some odd frying pans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do the adverts always start and never end when I turn on the TV or change channel? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Flat-head countersunk 7/8" rivets where did the 7/8" come from it wasn't there just now?..........how do posters put up ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 why do psychics have to advertise Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Do spiders fart Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Do spiders fart that is quite a worry. Steven Hawking should be called in to answer that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 What is time? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 What is time? Time is 2.46pm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Can a black person join the KKK? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Do spiders fart No they don't, their digestive system is completely different, any gases would be released through the Booklung or Spiracle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 1. What is the meaning of life? 2. Is there a God? 3. Do blondes have more fun? 4. What is the best diet? 5. Is there anybody out there? 6. Who is the most famous person in the world? 7. What is love? 8. What is the secret to happiness? 9. Did Tony Soprano die? 10. How long will I live? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11368424 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season? Think the Nazis got most of them, or (after 70 years) they dont feel needed and have disbanded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why is a raven like a writing desk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Where are my slippers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Where do all the stars go during the day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Where do all the stars go during the day ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why is a raven like a writing desk? "I haven't the slightest idea" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why haven't we signed a marquee player this season? Because our leadership hasn't shown any intent? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Where do all the stars go during the day ? daytime chat shows or doing pictorials for OK magazine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 how does a non stick surface stay on the metal pan? They sand blast the surface to create a very rough surface for it to stick to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 What was sliced bread the best thing since? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iansums Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why on TV do they tell you what's 'coming up on the show' at the start and again after 15 minutes? Do they think we've all got bloody Alzheimers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 If you drop a slice of toast, it always lands butter side down.... If you drop a cat, it always lands on it's feet.... What would happen if you superglue some toast to a cats back ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 If I farted into a Dyson vacuum cleaner, with it switched on, would my fart be kept in the capture bin? Where do pretty ladies go during the day? If I hate people that hate people that are lactose intolerant, would I be lactose intolerant intolerant intolerant? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 How do i commit the perfect murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why aren't buildings called builts ?? Who the f*ck is this larry i am as happy as ? What is belly button fluff ? And why is it always a different colour to my shirt ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 What is belly button fluff ? And why is it always a different colour to my shirt ? Because it's mixed with seminal fluid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why on TV do they tell you what's 'coming up on the show' at the start and again after 15 minutes? Do they think we've all got bloody Alzheimers? What was the first question? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 (edited) Why is the white stuff you write with on blackboards mistakenly referred to as chalk? Edited 21 September, 2010 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why do some people think Boxing Day is always the day after Christmas Day? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Why have I never learnt to spell 'Sepratley' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 They sand blast the surface to create a very rough surface for it to stick to why do they call it non stick when patently it is not then? get out of that one big boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 Is this a question Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smirking_Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 If you aim to fail and succeed. Are you a failure or a success ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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