Dog Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 OK, I have 3 labrador puppies left over from the litter. And I need to get rid of them before 9:00pm tonight. I cant give them away because no one wants them. Do I drown them in the bath Huntley style. Do I shoot them in the head or do I just slit their throats with a carrier bag over their heads. Your ideas are greatly appreciated... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 wrap in tin foil, place in micro wave. Make ideal hand warmers for the winter months. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marsdinho Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Are these them.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sevvy Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 RSCPA, Stubbington Ark Rescue centre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Only two left now. The puppy on the left has departed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Only two left now. The puppy on the left has departed. Roasted, toasted or bar-b-qued? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Roasted, toasted or bar-b-qued? Lawnmowered unfortunatly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Sometimes TMS hits an all new level of low. tut tut Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Sometimes TMS hits an all new level of low. tut tut It's ok, it was a Flymo. It's a lot less bovver with a hovver!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Nice stripes on the lawn? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 Nice stripes on the lawn? Sash surely? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 I'll have one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 How could you kill them, they're so cute. Although Golden Retriever puppies are equally cute, and grow into better looking dogs. Sod it, do away with them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 I'd have one if I didn't already have a neurotic old cat who is still recovering from the ordeal of having my 2 year old granddaughter staying over at the weekend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 September, 2010 OK Mods, please lock this thread. All dogs have been destroyed humanely and disposed of in the correct wheeliebin before anyone asks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonibell Posted 20 September, 2010 Share Posted 20 September, 2010 I begged my sister to find another job.....She would not listen to me.The cow. I once eat dog at Cambodia withh pancakes,spring onions,cucumber and sauce (like english style crispy duck) it was okay till l asked the waiter what it was and he laughted and made a barking noise. Never again the cruel c--ts Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 I begged my sister to find another job.....She would not listen to me.The cow. I once eat dog at Cambodia withh pancakes,spring onions,cucumber and sauce (like english style crispy duck) it was okay till l asked the waiter what it was and he laughted and made a barking noise. Never again the cruel c--ts Happy with the Rat you had at other meal times? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 21 September, 2010 Share Posted 21 September, 2010 I'm off to work in hong kong for a few weeks saturday... reckon i'll be able to indulge in a bit of Aromatic Crispy Dog? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 23 September, 2010 Share Posted 23 September, 2010 I'd have one if I didn't already have a neurotic old cat who is still recovering from the ordeal of having my 2 year old granddaughter staying over at the weekend One of my cats is neurotic. He has been placed on a cat equivalent of valium. He is seriously chilled out at the moment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 They must love it when they come to England, a trip to Battersea dogs home is like a walk through takeaway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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