Getting rid of unwanted puppies.

[Dog]

OK, I have 3 labrador puppies left over from the litter. And I need to get rid of them before 9:00pm tonight. I cant give them away because no one wants them. Do I drown them in the bath Huntley style. Do I shoot them in the head or do I just slit their throats with a carrier bag over their heads.

 

 

Your ideas are greatly appreciated...

[Hatch]

wrap in tin foil, place in micro wave. Make ideal hand warmers for the winter months.

[Marsdinho]

Are these them....

 

[Sevvy]

RSCPA, Stubbington Ark Rescue centre

[Hatch]

[Dog]

Only two left now. The puppy on the left has departed.

[Lets B Avenue]

Only two left now. The puppy on the left has departed.

 

Roasted, toasted or bar-b-qued?

[Dog]

Roasted, toasted or bar-b-qued?

 

Lawnmowered unfortunatly.

[Liquidshokk]

Sometimes TMS hits an all new level of low. tut tut

[Dog]

Sometimes TMS hits an all new level of low. tut tut

 

It's ok, it was a Flymo. It's a lot less bovver with a hovver!!

[Lets B Avenue]

Nice stripes on the lawn?

[Liquidshokk]

Nice stripes on the lawn?

 

Sash surely?

[Robsk II]

I'll have one.

[SNSUN]

 

How could you kill them, they're so cute. Although Golden Retriever puppies are equally cute, and grow into better looking dogs.

Sod it, do away with them.

[bridge too far]

I'd have one if I didn't already have a neurotic old cat who is still recovering from the ordeal of having my 2 year old granddaughter staying over at the weekend

[Dog]

OK Mods, please lock this thread. All dogs have been destroyed humanely and disposed of in the correct wheeliebin before anyone asks.

[tonibell]

 

I begged my sister to find another job.....She would not listen to me.The cow. I once eat dog at Cambodia withh pancakes,spring onions,cucumber and sauce (like english style crispy duck) it was okay till l asked the waiter what it was and he laughted and made a barking noise. Never again the cruel c--ts

[John Boy Saint]

I begged my sister to find another job.....She would not listen to me.The cow. I once eat dog at Cambodia withh pancakes,spring onions,cucumber and sauce (like english style crispy duck) it was okay till l asked the waiter what it was and he laughted and made a barking noise. Never again the cruel c--ts

Happy with the Rat you had at other meal times?

[saintscottofthenortham]

I'm off to work in hong kong for a few weeks saturday... reckon i'll be able to indulge in a bit of Aromatic Crispy Dog?

[Johnny Bognor]

I'd have one if I didn't already have a neurotic old cat who is still recovering from the ordeal of having my 2 year old granddaughter staying over at the weekend

 

One of my cats is neurotic. He has been placed on a cat equivalent of valium. He is seriously chilled out at the moment

[SNSUN]

 

They must love it when they come to England, a trip to Battersea dogs home is like a walk through takeaway.