how many times a day do you take a p*ss or a sh*t?

[Turkish]

On an average day i'd probably say about 5. Although on drinking days i can easily double that. What about you?

[Picard]

If your need is too great better not take this train:

 

A train company has been branded a "disgrace" by union chiefs after it emerged some of its new fleet will have no toilets on board.

 

Southern Railway opted to forgo the facilities on its latest trains running on the Portsmouth to Brighton service.

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11358844

[Smirking_Saint]

2-3 sh*ts a day on average.

 

5 or more p*sses, i drink a lot of green tea and water.

[Jonnyboy]

1 large **** every 3 days or so, 1 **** when i wake up, 1 before bed

[dubai_phil]

If your need is too great better not take this train:

 

 

 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-11358844

 

The really ancient old things that used to run from Salisbury to Southampton didn't have loos in the compartments that made up second class, only in t he first section (but why anyone would want to pay for 1st class for that run I've never worked out.

 

Least we also now know for a FACT that people in Portsmouth are full of sh*t wind & p*ss, and I suppose anyone from Brighton would better be left unsaid

[dickyhale]

Just had a course of Xenical (weight loss) tablets stoped taking them after a few days was going 15 plus times a day.......It was like oil coming out off me had nappy rash on my backside....Avoid these tablets like the plauge

[Turkish]

Just had a course of Xenical (weight loss) tablets stoped taking them after a few days was going 15 plus times a day.......It was like oil coming out off me had nappy rash on my backside....Avoid these tablets like the plauge

 

or just avoid eating so much you need to take them.

[Robsk II]

[Dr Who?]

I normally poo once a day, but aon a Saturday 2/3 times as I have a Madras on a friday night.

 

Wee about 7/8 times a day mostly at work as I drink around 1.5 Litres of water when sat at my desk.

[Dr Who?]

Just had a course of Xenical (weight loss) tablets stoped taking them after a few days was going 15 plus times a day.......It was like oil coming out off me had nappy rash on my backside....Avoid these tablets like the plauge

 

That oil as you call it was just pure fat dear sir!

[Dog]

I take a sh!t every hour on the hour, and urinate first thing in the morning and last thing before I go to bed.

[miserableoldgit]

I poo once a day - regular - always at 7.30am. Problem is that I don`t get up until 8.00

[SNSUN]

I have IBS, so I have to wear a man nappy all hours of the day and night.

[pap]

Depends what I've drunk the night before.

 

Water = once a day.

 

Wine = considerably more, and every fart is a 50/50.

[timebomb]

Mate of mine used to say he was regular as clockwork - used to go once every 5 days.

Would have hated to have following in after one of those!

Edited 20 September, 2010 by timebomb
just stupid

[SuperMikey]

Sh!t - 1 or 2 a day

P!ss - 4 or 5 a day, if i'm drinking it goes into double figures.

[scotty]

anyone else think theres way too much information here?

[SuperMikey]

I'm not sure there's enough tbh.

[pap]

I'd like to widen the discussion to include range of poos.

 

On the aforementioned "wine nights", the next day invariably involves a splattery scattershot.

 

On other days, it feels like I'm giving birth to a cricket ball.

 

What's your defecation contrast ratio?

[trousers]

[saint_stevo]

Monster in the morning, one for lunch and then a small one in the evening.

 

Lots of urination. Oh yes