Caption Competition

[trousers]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690

 

[Scummer]

I just stuck these two fingers up my arse. Want to smell them?

[krissyboy31]

Jan makes plans for when Kelvin is sold in January.

[70's Mike]

Most clubs park a bus

[Weston Super Saint]

If we park this car in front of the goal, we may only lose by two goals

[bridge too far]

"Anyone seen my spliff?"

[trousers]

 

 

After extensive plastic surgery, all is revealed why Saints No.007 Rudi Skacel hasn't played recently

[Secret Site Agent]

After extensive plastic surgery, all is revealed why Saints No.007 Rudi Skacel hasn't played recently

 

Jan's Secret Weapon - A loan signing from the Security Services

[Hatch]

'Quick , hide the keys before Nathan and Bradley get here'

[trousers]

"Anyone seen my spliff?"

 

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[Saint Martini]

Jan Poortvliet, license to thrill.

[Saint Martini]

I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that.

[trousers]

I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that.

 

We believe you

[Bourne Valley Saint]

"007 - the number of spectators expected at our next home game. If I could cross my fingers I could pretend that I was lying".

[OldNick]

fingers crossed its not Keven Bond

[CabbageFace]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690

 

 

"Keep reversing David, Keep going, keep going, oh you missed"

[John D]

When Rupert told me he had signed Aston Martin to go in goal I wasn't expecting this!

[Mr saint]

"It's a dream car. I hope that one day they will give me a car like this as a present, but I think I'll have to win a few more games first!".

[Mr saint]

I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that.

[trousers]

 

 

Jan to Fulthorpe: You try kicking our tyres and I'll blow you away

[trousers]

I just want to point out I did NOT read the article connected to the photo before I posted that.

 

Ha! You couldn't make it up (and indeed you didn't!)

[bridge too far]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690

 

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You see - I can 'make' a goal!

[trousers]

 

 

Jan: "Two bloody years. That's how long it'll take me to save up for a deposit on one of these on the pittance that Lowe pays me"

[trousers]

 

 

Shadow puppet maestro Jan Poortvielt shows off his 'rabbit on stilts' party piece to the players after training.

[St Will]

The name ish Bond, Jamesssh Bond

[Saint Fan CaM]

Rupert parks his new toy in the most inappropriate place disrupting training - Jan hunts him down, demonstrating how many fingers he needs to insert up Ruperts *rse to sort him out.

[hackedoff]

Ive washed it , hoovered it and given it TWO coats of polish Mr Lowe.You know I would do anything for you as long as you dont sack me.

[Saint Billy]

Scrub that, I've just seen the article.

[Saint Billy]

"Do I really look like Sean Connery!"

[trousers]

Scrub that, I've just seen the article.

 

Not the funniest caption to be honest

[Bad Wolf]

"Errr, Rupert, in that convo we had about needing a fullback, I actually meant Stephen Carr..."

[Nutwood2]

The name ish Bond, Jamesssh Bond

 

Brilliant!

[SNSUN]

Peter Crouch's shoe was sent to the wrong South Coast club.

[Johnny Shearer]

 

 

"WHOOSSSH!"

[dubai_phil]

The so called Curse of the Quantum of Solace continues as yet another stunt car being driven for the opening title shoot finally comes to land after careering off the the side of a lake in the Italian Alps

[Saints67]

Yesssh I will do anyshing for money.

[saintdorset]

"smell your mum"

[Psycrow]

"If you think my defence stinks, you should smell my fingers"

[Psycrow]

"Twice as good as Nigel Martyn"

[saintbletch]

http://www.saintsfc.co.uk/articles/article.php?page_id=10690

 

 

Police are searching for a hit and run driver who yesterday disrupted the photo shoot for Southampton's coach Jan Poortvliet's up-coming "Dance like C3PO" DVD (in shops in time for Xmas).

 

Jan is recovering in hospital, whilst police are keen to hear from anyone with information that might help them find the driver of the Aston Martin car registration "007". He was described as wearing a tuxedo, bow tie, blue bathing shorts and a smug grin.