Dimond Geezer Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Turpins. It had a reputation as a 'cattle market', generally frequented by 'older' ladies (30 ish). It was a great place for a young man in his early 20's to go, as you were gauranteed to pull. Met my mrs there after going to see Debbie Harry at the Mayflower. She'd taken her mate there who 'lacked confidence', (the mrs, not Debs). Incidentally, the mrs was not of the older variety, at the time - she is now though. For those that don't know, Turpins later became Celebration Plaza, owned by our very own MLT & Mike Osman. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 24 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Turpins. It had a reputation as a 'cattle market', generally frequented by 'older' ladies (30 ish). It was a great place for a young man in his early 20's to go, as you were gauranteed to pull. Met my mrs there after going to see Debbie Harry at the Mayflower. She'd taken her mate there who 'lacked confidence', (the mrs, not Debs). Incidentally, the mrs was not of the older variety, at the time - she is now though. For those that don't know, Turpins later became Celebration Plaza, owned by our very own MLT & Mike Osman. Bloody hell, I think I went to Turpins once in my teens, and it was a real dive, and was full of older women (30's) lol. Now I am in my mid 30's and it is not old! I forgot about this place. Anyone know what is there now, did it not turn into a bit of a seedy place like a strip of a pole dancing joint? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Facebook. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 Turpins. It had a reputation as a 'cattle market', generally frequented by 'older' ladies (30 ish). It was a great place for a young man in his early 20's to go, as you were gauranteed to pull. Met my mrs there after going to see Debbie Harry at the Mayflower. She'd taken her mate there who 'lacked confidence', (the mrs, not Debs). Incidentally, the mrs was not of the older variety, at the time - she is now though. For those that don't know, Turpins later became Celebration Plaza, owned by our very own MLT & Mike Osman. I was lucky enough to get the last few years of that place, great for a young lad pulling an older sort, many a conquest in there. Simons Wine Bar was also good for pulling the older type, plenty of 30 somethings when in my late teens early twenties, happy days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 I'm single now an have been for about the past 8 or 9 years I'm afraid. However, I still have the odd liason with a girl I met in a shared house in Audley Street, Reading. There wasn't much to the relationship other than sex really, but unfortunately after a really intense night with her she told me she was pregnant about 8 years ago. Luckily she said I didn't have to deal with any of the baby stuff because there was some other bloke involved who was gullible enough to believe it was his. Anyway, I still see the woman every now and then. I thnk she's married to the other guy now so that just makes our "activities" seem a bit naughty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 24 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 24 September, 2010 (edited) ha ha ha... very good. You get 100% for effort!! I nearly replied to that 'I used to live in Audley Street'....... then I thought hang on a minute!! Brilliant! Edited 24 September, 2010 by Dr Who? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fanimal Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 I know this may sound corny, but we met at Old Trafford on the terraces, in 1981, the game when Danny wallace made his debut, Nick Holmes scored and I told this girl to stop making so much noise! (Bring on the cheap double entendre replies!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wade Garrett Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 My brother met his other half in prison. When he got in the cell his brute of a cell mate asked him to play a game of mummies and daddies. Bro didn't fancy a sore back door, but was very intimidated so agreed as long as he could be daddy. Gervaise agreed, and opened the role play game with the quote "Come and suck mummies c*ck". They've been together ever since. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 My brother met his other half in prison. When he got in the cell his brute of a cell mate asked him to play a game of mummies and daddies. Bro didn't fancy a sore back door, but was very intimidated so agreed as long as he could be daddy. Gervaise agreed, and opened the role play game with the quote "Come and suck mummies c*ck". They've been together ever since. these tales of my brother or a friend is normally a guise of it actually being the original teller Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Duckhunter Posted 24 September, 2010 Share Posted 24 September, 2010 I was my Mrs' boss. In the age old tradition ,I used my position to take advantage of her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 25 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 September, 2010 Try that now and you would be out of work..... quite correctly so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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