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If it be your girlfriend, boyfriend, (now) husband, or (now) wife, how and where did you meet them and how long ago.

 

I met my now wife in a shared house in Audley Street in Reading. I just split up with my ex, and moved out into this shared house and that was it really. She got pregnant within a month of us getting together, and luckly it worked out really well, but could have been a terribkle situation kids!!

 

This was back in 2001 and we now have 2 daughters 8 and 2 years old.

 

In the past I met my girlfriends, through work, football, and through friend of a friend.

 

How about you guys, any weird stories how you met your other half?

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I had been split up for my kids mum for a little over a year and I was feeling pretty sorry for myself. Girls out were younger as I was getting older and I was a weekend dad. Ended up staying in allot talking crap to random people on the net. A friend of mine split from her husband as he was a nob and she had to move out with her 3 kids. I crazily said they could all stay here as the house is empty most of the time. She was her a month and she went out one night with her mate. I heard her coming down the front path and could tell she wasnt alone. I was at my comp desk being a boring nerd and they came in. Her mate was gorgeous (unlike her) and came in to my crap pit of a house at the time and sat down. I told the people i was chatting to on the net and put the cam on cause they didnt believe a gorgeous girl had just walked into my living room. I chatted to them for a bit and made a bit of a dik out of myself but had a laugh.

 

She left and a few weeks later my lodgers youngest had his 1st bday. This girl brought her son along to the party as he had turned 1 just 1 month before. While she was here I took my chance and I kissed her. Been together ever since and been together 6 years and married for 3 of them. So I met my now wife in my own front room. :)

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I had been split up for my kids mum for a little over a year and I was feeling pretty sorry for myself. Girls out were younger as I was getting older and I was a weekend dad. Ended up staying in allot talking crap to random people on the net. A friend of mine split from her husband as he was a nob and she had to move out with her 3 kids. I crazily said they could all stay here as the house is empty most of the time. She was her a month and she went out one night with her mate. I heard her coming down the front path and could tell she wasnt alone. I was at my comp desk being a boring nerd and they came in. Her mate was gorgeous (unlike her) and came in to my crap pit of a house at the time and sat down. I told the people i was chatting to on the net and put the cam on cause they didnt believe a gorgeous girl had just walked into my living room. I chatted to them for a bit and made a bit of a dik out of myself but had a laugh.

 

She left and a few weeks later my lodgers youngest had his 1st bday. This girl brought her son along to the party as he had turned 1 just 1 month before. While she was here I took my chance and I kissed her. Been together ever since and been together 6 years and married for 3 of them. So I met my now wife in my own front room. :)

 

So it isn't just me,how reassurring.

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So it isn't just me,how reassurring.

 

To be honest bud, it was a really crap point and I couldn't see it getting better and had given up hoping it would. All turn around now though despite my best efforts to bugger it all up. Sometimes thing do happen when you least expect it. As cleche as it sounds it's true.

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i pulled up alongside her, wound the window down and said "how much?" When she only charged me £25 for anal i knew she was the one for me. She's now off the game and the smack and we have an arrangement whereby i let her nosh me off or do her doggy style in return for her washing, cooking and cleaning for me. It's really romantic and the sort of thing that would make a great film, kind of Pretty Woman meets American Psycho.

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I've never met any of my other halves. They just stalk me for some reason, wait until I'm off guard and move in.

 

Have had to get the local Police to increase their patrols in the area as they were spilling out from behind bushes and blocking the roads.

 

It's damned annoying, I have to buy new underwear every couple of weeks as they keep stealing mine from the washing line. Tried putting the clothes airer out onto a balconey but she got sun stroke and died of dehydration while I was at the Forum Match.

 

The best way I found to get rid of them was to start charging, 300 quid a time. Hopefully will get enough by November to pay for a first class return to Brisbane to watch the first Ashes test

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Ah Mr G. Michael, how are we this morning? Make sure the 1:40 BA gets away on time tonight, don't want to be late for drinking beer at the Rosebowl tomorrow:-)

 

FFS .... don't you ever do any work?

 

At least there shouldn't be too much of a queue in The Beer Tent ....

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/8403367.Low_turnout_expected_for_scandal_hit_ODI_series_decider/

 

My taxi driver last night reckoned a few thousand quid on a no ball, last ball of the 20th over, a run out when the score is at 99 and a streaker invading the pitch when the 1st batsman is out.

 

Actually I just made the last one up but the winnings we get should more than pay off your fine for the bare arsed display!!

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FFS .... don't you ever do any work?

 

At least there shouldn't be too much of a queue in The Beer Tent ....

 

http://www.dailyecho.co.uk/sport/8403367.Low_turnout_expected_for_scandal_hit_ODI_series_decider/

 

My taxi driver last night reckoned a few thousand quid on a no ball, last ball of the 20th over, a run out when the score is at 99 and a streaker invading the pitch when the 1st batsman is out.

 

Actually I just made the last one up but the winnings we get should more than pay off your fine for the bare arsed display!!

 

Hey, c'mon, all the way to New Orleans for 130 quid in Biz Class 8) down side is the only "freebie" flight out of here was tonight, upside - meant I could get to the cricket.

 

As for streaking FFS you have any idea how COLD it is over there at these mid-winter ODI's? I ain't shrivelling up (anymore than normal) for no Sky TV

 

Luckily there was a really important conference on next week Mon-Thurs so I had an excuse for ticking off another of the 1,001 places to see before you die. Mind you the idea of sitting through Powerpoints on US E-Waste legislation at what will be 4am Dubai time does knock the glamour off a little.

 

Luckily I can leave the stalkers to my youngest (22) who is in town to babysit current GF.... Oh I see what she did there....

 

Back on topic, met my current GF on Christmas Eve about 4 years ago when went with (now ex) GF to a karaoke bar with mates to sing Xmas songs until 3am. We were going there for about 3 years, I was so dense, never noticed I was being "stalked" until she found out the whole divorce thing and old GF had become an ex, then she invited me out. Duh

 

She moved in about 3 months later, and one can only say one is a really happy bunny these days.

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Me - police officer. Her witness to a crime. Taking a statement from her in the police station!

 

She left a message for me at my work through my boss the next day who told me not to go there for obvious reasons. I ignored that advice and banged her senseless for a few weeks. We are still together 6 and a bit years later and are getting married next summer. :)

 

We split with our respectiver partners at the time a shoirt while later BTW

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T'internet.

 

She, Norwich fan, on BBC 606 messageboards, five years ago when they were proper messageboards, me, Saints fan, bored at work. Swapped emails for random footy chat and discovered we had lots in common. Pulled a bird in a club a few weeks later, we went out for a few weeks, had to decide who to go for, chose my missus. Missus happy, ex not. Ex moved to Plymouth, not seen her since.

 

I made the right choice IMO.

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i met my other half at the Pier night club (Buzz?).was sort of seeing her best mate at the time.after chucking out time a load of us were walking over the bridge to Woolston to go to a house party.i started off on the town side with the best mate but by the time we got to Woolston i had swapped to the girlfriend. bit unsure wot happened in the middle but we have been together for 18 years now :)

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I am sorry but I really do find it very interesting how people meet their other half, there are so many different ways.

 

It does amazes me that just on a off chance you meet the person that you may spend the rest of your life with.

 

Found out the other day that a mate of mine used to see a young lady (now his wife) driving to work every morning and this went on for over a year. He would smile at her and she would smile back, and they would flirt car to car. Used to see her at the traffic lights a roundabout in front or behind him. She used to turn off the M27 the junction before him, and pull off the Bursledon Road going into southampton at Bath Road. It was at this junction that he went into her rear end while driving home, just so he could get her details and to meet her.

 

Brilliant story, and this is what I am talking about the lengths we will go to, so we can meet the person!

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Met my wife in The King Alfred after a match at St Marys, it was love at first site as she poured my Stella topless, I just could't stop staring at her nips that looked like they had been chewed by a thousand guys. I just knew she was marriage material.

 

It will never last!! lol

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Joined her up to the gym when I worked there. Didn't really fancy her at all at first to be honest. Always had a decent chat when she came in and I drunkenly text her on a night out, she met up with me in Revs and somehow, despite me being completely off my face and her stone cold sober I managed to pull her. Was meant to just be a one night stand but having broke up with the ex just a few weeks earlier I didn't want to go back to the flat, so carried on dipping my meat meaning I could stay over hers. Couple of months later I realied she is about the nicest person I'd ever met and stupidly fit, and we've been together ever since.

 

I wasn't meant to be working the day I joined her to the gym and was royally *****ed off when I was told to go in. Funny how things work out.

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Me - police officer. Her witness to a crime. Taking a statement from her in the police station!

 

She left a message for me at my work through my boss the next day who told me not to go there for obvious reasons. I ignored that advice and banged her senseless for a few weeks. We are still together 6 and a bit years later and are getting married next summer. :)

 

We split with our respectiver partners at the time a shoirt while later BTW

 

No wonder this country is in such a state when officers of the law (paid by ME, not only condone but take part in such despicable behaviour and lack of respec for others.

;-)

 

btw, my longest relationship started in a similar manner; i was trying to buy some cannabis in a bar in town and this non-smoking chap's partner overheard me trying to score, suggested we share a split and after a quick blow-job behind the bins outside we snuck off into the night grabbing a kebab, jumped in a cab which we got to stop at a petrol station for condoms before a night of nonstop buggery/thuggery.

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Met my wife in The King Alfred after a match at St Marys, it was love at first site as she poured my Stella topless, I just could't stop staring at her nips that looked like they had been chewed by a thousand guys. I just knew she was marriage material.

Was she the one who's t~ts were so saggy they drooped in the pint she was pooring.

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