The Franchise v Saints Match thread

[saint_stevo]

i think someone text in about a pet ladybird

[Saint_clark]

We will win this.

[Saint_clark]

A hospital pass?

[Ohio Saint]

With George Michael banged up, their is allegedly a surplus in the UK, they must have found it - we have no idea what they are on about tonight, it's funny as feck

 

George Michael banged up? What?

[hutch]

Hey I need to speak to you regarding the Gambia; I'm thinking of spending 10 days there in December!

You could pm me, but only after I get home for long enough to pay my subscription.

 

I'll send you a pm when I get it sorted

[bridge too far]

 

 

Couple more for the ladies

 

 

I recognise the red cross in the box but what the hell is the second pic?

[saint_stevo]

what have i started with these Camel HOOF's?

[Smirking_Saint]

Why am i not surprised.

 

I'd imagine you are a man with a ladybird, do the orderlies let you stroke it before nap naps ?

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Why am i not surprised.

 

Arn't you all for country bumpkins running around with guns shooting foxes because they are 'pests', all in tweed with ridiculous red jackets on?!

[Thedelldays]

connolly wins corner.....puncheon with corner..........................................................................

 

texter asks if dave has been on the sauce..corner cleared

[dubai_phil]

OK who texted in asking if DM had been on the Sauce?

[Ohio Saint]

LMAO!!! Now they deny being drunk!!! Oh, sure guys.

[Liquidshokk]

Anyone think that lallana and barnard were responsible for 99% of our goals back when we knew how to score??... Seems we can't score without their input..

[The Kraken]

With no forwards on the bench and Lallana crocked; we really have no options to change things around up front, do we?

[latter day saint]

just to be fair, one for the ladies

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Smirking_Saint]

I recognise the red cross in the box but what the hell is the second pic?

 

Dunno, the missus strokes a strange metal object on my shirts on top of it at times, after she pushes the noisey sucky thing around the floor

[dune]

TEXT number for solent please

[saint_stevo]

[dubai_phil]

George Michael banged up? What?

 

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/celebritynews/8002310/George-Michael-jailed-for-eight-weeks.html

[SO16_Saint]

My Mrs just congratulated our cat for eating his cheese.

 

bizarre

[for_heaven's_Saint]

TEXT number for solent please

 

81333, start your text with solent

[Saint_clark]

Phil did you just try to text them?

Who was the cabbie from NY that used to text?

[dubai_phil]

WOOT - The guys in The Middle East get a mention....

 

As they apologise and explain their new system does not let us text in!

[Smirking_Saint]

My Mrs just congratulated our cat for eating his cheese.

 

bizarre

 

mmmmmm

 

Cheesy pussy

[1976_Child]

OK who texted in asking if DM had been on the Sauce?

 

guilty!

[SNSUN]

I wish I could be playing out there. I can create something out of nothing. (I once found a fiver in my jeans that I'm sure I never put there...)

[ALWAYS_SFC]

George Michael banged up? What?

 

He will be hoping to get banged up i reckon;)

[Robsk II]

Wife!

[saint_stevo]

mmmmmm

 

Cheesy pussy

 

Would go nicely with your cheesey bell end, fatty

[Saint_clark]

Connolly off, Mills on.

[JackFrost]

Connolly off Mills on

[ALWAYS_SFC]

MILLS.................ffs

[Bromley Saint]

Connollly off - Mills on

[dubai_phil]

Connolly off Mills on

 

WTF?

[Andyb1]

is there a game on?

[Thedelldays]

connolly off, Mills on...

[Saint Fan CaM]

Mills onto left. Chamberlains up front.

[Ludwig]

MILLS.................ffs

 

What's wrong with you? He hasn't had a chance to do anything wrong yet.

[Saint_clark]

Chamberlain up front with his pace.

[Saint Fan CaM]

Puncheon playing like a freaking twerp again.

[Smirking_Saint]

Would go nicely with your cheesey bell end, fatty

 

I ain't fat anymore, just slightly doughy, and i hear even without my Op my knee is better than your gammy kitchen cupboard of a leg.

[LVSaint]

Did Connolly just go off and Mills come on?

[saint_stevo]

i think Mills is on.

[itchen_dan]

Why? Waste of time! Dickson should've come on, offers way more of an attacking threat. He must be wondering why he came here.

[ALWAYS_SFC]

What's wrong with you? He hasn't had a chance to do anything wrong yet.

 

He rarely does anything right...

[for_heaven's_Saint]

Adkins loves Mills fromhis S****horpe days

[1976_Child]

Mills? Does he still play for us? Crikee, Adkins has found him cowering in a cupboard at Staplewood: "Out you come, lad..."

[Saint Fan CaM]

Did Connolly just go off and Mills come on?

 

Yes.

[NY Saint]

Ha - not me m'lord. Was too busy dreaming of goals ...and rather weirdly being a chiropodist at a camel farm.

[Smirking_Saint]

TBF Connelly hasn't done much and Mills did well at Scunny, but yeah i agree i quite rate Dickson.