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Tonight - Down my local bar in a couple of hours for a few beers

Sat - Got a wedding to go to

Sun - Packing and then flying out to Auckland NZ for 12 days on business

Posted (edited)

Tonight - Plan my brothers stag do, im best man w00t.

Saturday - Introduce the brid im trying to get with to my parents (her idea! lol), Going out for a meal for a mods birthday, xoxo

Sunday - Car Boot Sale, Sleep

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I would rather have my brother as a best man than a mate.

 

FACT.

 

Because he's less likely to violate you on the stag do?

 

I'll be going with my best mate personally...makes sense to me...

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Friday - Off down to Bournmouth for a bloody good knees up

 

Saturday - Working, then off to town for my brothers gig

 

Sunday - Glastonbury tickets the off to Pompey v Stoke down the Park

 

You wish you were me

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You wont get married you are ugly.

 

Oh noes! He was mean to me... :(

 

Ugly people get married all the time btw.

 

Hell even St Marco is married...

 

For the record i'm not ugly...nor do i claim to be particularly handsome...

 

No thats a lie...i'm f::cking gorgeous...and slim too...

 

And if a fat f::cker like you still holds out hope for a good old civil ceremony why shouldn't i expect to get married?

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Oh noes! He was mean to me... :(

 

Ugly people get married all the time btw.

 

Hell even St Marco is married...

 

For the record i'm not ugly...nor do i claim to be particularly handsome...

 

No thats a lie...i'm f::cking gorgeous...and slim too...

 

And if a fat f::cker like you still holds out hope for a good old civil ceremony why shouldn't i expect to get married?

 

You are ugly, this will not happen.

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Tonight - Plan my brothers stag do, im best man w00t.

Saturday - Introduce the brid im trying to get with to my parents (her idea! lol), Going out for a meal for a mods birthday, xoxo

Sunday - Car Boot Sale, Sleep

 

Mistake.

 

She wil **** your dad

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How ugly is Scu?

 

Have you ever 'met' him CF?

 

He is among my favourite e-friends from teh muppet show and when i see he has posted i get a little stiffeh

 

Such kind words

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xxx Wuv Woo xxx

 

;)

 

I feel my e confidence returning...

 

All CabbageFace does is run people down...he's so mean...

 

Maybe that's why his girlfriend left him...

 

Still the last thing you do in that circumstance is come crying on here...

 

Gotta retain some dignity eh?

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Sorry to hear that PL. :(

 

Yep, very sad story. My older brother & his wife had to make a decision the other week to terminate the pregnancy as at conception she had an extra chromosome which meant that when she was born it was likely that she wouldn't survive. Absolutely gutting for them as they miscarried twins a couple of years ago.

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;)

 

I feel my e confidence returning...

 

All CabbageFace does is run people down...he's so mean...

 

Maybe that's why his girlfriend left him...

 

Still the last thing you do in that circumstance is come crying on here...

 

Gotta retain some dignity eh?

 

Do you? I dont think i ever had any dignity to start with. No Dignity no doubt, hey dre drop the verse, SHORTY GET DOWN GOOD LORD.

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How ugly is Scu?

 

Have you ever 'met' him CF?

 

He is among my favourite e-friends from teh muppet show and when i see he has posted i get a little stiffeh

 

I love scu too, but he is ugly.

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Lorra lorra love in here!

 

CF, reading between the lines of the extract below, I would say if she is asking to meet your parents, then your not trying to get with her, you with her?!

 

Why would she wanna meet your parents if she is not with you?! :rolleyes:

 

Saturday - Introduce the brid im trying to get with to my parents (her idea! lol), Going out for a meal for a mods birthday, xoxo
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Lorra lorra love in here!

 

CF, reading between the lines of the extract below, I would say if she is asking to meet your parents, then your not trying to get with her, you with her?!

 

Why would she wanna meet your parents if she is not with you?! :rolleyes:

 

Dont ask me mate, she got ****ed off because i ****ged some bird the other day.

 

I dont care, im still single until she suggest otherwise (sits on my face and wee's)

 

Mental hey?!?!

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Tonight: dropping Mrs to restaurant for her works do, then heading down teh pub with mates and returning like a good boy to pick her up later. I better get noshed off for it.

Tomorrow: Tidy house in anticipation for parents coming over for meal monday, watch teh footy (if there is any on sky) and head over mates in teh evening for weed, pizza, wii and xbox.

Sun: Chillin like a villain on penicillin and watchin teh footy

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Lorra lorra love in here!

 

CF, reading between the lines of the extract below, I would say if she is asking to meet your parents, then your not trying to get with her, you with her?!

 

Why would she wanna meet your parents if she is not with you?! :rolleyes:

 

I am still trying to work out what a 'brid' is.

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Saturday - Introduce the brid im trying to get with

 

Dont ask me mate, she got ****ed off because i ****ged some bird the other day.

 

Now im no love guru, but correct me if im wrong. This may not be the best way to get the womminz?

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Now im no love guru, but correct me if im wrong. This may not be the best way to get the womminz?

 

Obviously is, i got laid, and she is still interested.

 

Treat them like they deserve to be treated like sh1t.

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Thursday Barfday party for DJ mate

Friday try and remember where I parked the car and party part2 at Karaoke

Saturday avoid all access to internet so Saints win

Sunday Chick coming round to cook me a nice dinner

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Genius.

 

Its man like you, who get teh wimminz.

 

Your my god.

 

You should write a book on it?

 

I shall and i will, women are scum and deserve nothing better than poor sex and a bad time from me, i have learnt this in the last 4 years, treating a women with respect gets you no-where.

 

Im off to join those crazee lads from borat in there RV.

 

Love you all

 

xxx

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Today- Fill out a few application forms. then I will head into town.. tonight, go round my mates for a few beers and some pizza

 

Saturday- Update- Now have to work from 7am till 4pm. But on the cruise ship doing stores, so I get a free breakfast and free lunch on the cruise ship.

I will watch the saints game after work, either down the pub or at home.

 

Sunday- A little bit of job hunting. and be one lazy bastard.

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Tonight: Chill

 

Saturday evening: Watching Coventry v Saints (5.20pm) & Leeds v St Helens (6pm) simultaneously

 

Sunday morning: Football in Pompey, FC Fenner v Sholing Saints in a cup match.

If called off due to the weather then who knows.

 

Afternoon: If still alive then chill.

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Today - Work til 10, then home for some power ironing and a couple of beers.

 

Tomorrow - Work til 10, then home for some power hoovering and a couple of beers.

 

Sunday - Work til 12. Bugger housework. Couple beers.

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Today - Work til 10, then home for some power ironing and a couple of beers.

 

Tomorrow - Work til 10, then home for some power hoovering and a couple of beers.

 

Sunday - Work til 12. Bugger housework. Couple beers.

 

Get your missus to do it.

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Get your missus to do it.

 

She doesn't move in for another two weeks! It's my little batchelor pad currently. Although I did arrange some pot pourri and a candle in a fruit bowl. Tis my feminine side coming out. (That explains the boobs...)

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Tonight: Been round at friends house in New Milton, got a takeaway in and failed in trying to book our holiday.

Saturday: Lie in, book hair appointment, drive to Coventry, pub, watch Saints win again, sleep in car on way back, possibly to Talking Heads for gig (depends what time the band I want to see is on)

Sunday: As yet unplanned. More than likely will result in painting the skirting board in the office, and building the desk up. Also better do some food shopping, as we haven't really done a proper shop for about five weeks.

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Tonight-get skagged up

Saturday-Dad's in the afternoon,then try and negotiate Shirley without getting sucked into a pub to watch the Cov game.

Sunday-depends on Saturday.

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