Dog Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 4 girls from where I work have invited me to a Mars bar party saturday night. To be honest they are very stunning and I am the only bloke going, but I haven't got a clue about what to take, I hate Mars bars, and I rarely eat chocolate. I did offer to bring a bag of Maltesers which I really love. I know Maltesers are made by Mars, but they are different. Anyway when I suggested a family bag of Maltesers, two of the girls started laughing. Will I need to take an apron or any utensils? Help required!! I'm not too bothered about going, so I may just miss the train back from Swindon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 google 'mick jagger marianne faithfull mars bar', thats all you need to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon monkey Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 I had no idea what a mars bar party was. Makes the original post even more funnier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joey-deacons-left-nut Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 Christ alive... we used to bang on about Mars Bar parties at school all the time... to date, I have never rammed one up a birds chuff, and that's in 30 odd years of trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanley Saint Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 I'm a Snickers man, myself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 Could this be just a little bit of a wind-up? Ah, these nippers eh dog. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 Crunchie is the karma sutra of choc bars. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nellie Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 to date, I have never rammed one up a birds chuff, and that's in 30 odd years of trying. Keep trying buddy, I'm sure you'll get there in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tractor_Saint Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 ffs - each post the OP makes you think it can't get worse. Each time he proves you wrong. Why oh why when I see a post started by him do I feel the need to click on it. Surely the boy that keeps touching the electric fence gets the idea that they should no longer touch the electric fence. Hmmm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 four fingers Kit kat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Huffton Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 four fingers Kit kat Wafer doesn't pop and fizz like honeycomb though... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 Wafer doesn't pop and fizz like honeycomb though... Space dust does though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 10 September, 2010 Share Posted 10 September, 2010 double d1ck her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AussieDog Posted 11 September, 2010 Share Posted 11 September, 2010 supersized ones are best. Keep the mars bars in the freezer first, and then keep them in a bowl of ice cubes before eating....might as well make use of the ice cubes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 11 September, 2010 Share Posted 11 September, 2010 supersized ones are best. Keep the mars bars in the freezer first, and then keep them in a bowl of ice cubes before eating....might as well make use of the ice cubes too. We don't get the big ones over here any more, sadly, they only come in packs of two smaller ones. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 September, 2010 Share Posted 11 September, 2010 Wouldn't a giant Toblerone be better? You can sometimes get special offers if you buy three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big John Posted 11 September, 2010 Share Posted 11 September, 2010 Wouldn't a giant Toblerone be better? You can sometimes get special offers if you buy three. tried that, my partner said "what th *** do you think mr arse is, a ****ing money box?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 15 September, 2010 tried that, my partner said "what th *** do you think mr arse is, a ****ing money box?" You are supposed to slam it in whole, not break it up into little pieces and feed the rabbits nose. Anyway, great evening, plenty of chocolate and blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Another Dog thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 15 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Another Dog thread Yeah, well ****ing observed!! You should be a traffic warden, and why the **** have you moved it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Lost half a banana once. It got buried and was just too slippery and slightly out of reach to grab hold of. She had to go to the docs. Hideously embarrassing (for her). I stayed at home watching tv. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Lost half a banana once. It got buried and was just too slippery and slightly out of reach to grab hold of. She had to go to the docs. Hideously embarrassing (for her). I stayed at home watching tv. Riiiiigggghhhhhtttt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 4 girls from where I work have invited me to a Mars bar party saturday night. To be honest they are very stunning and I am the only bloke going, but I haven't got a clue about what to take, I hate Mars bars, and I rarely eat chocolate. I did offer to bring a bag of Maltesers which I really love. I know Maltesers are made by Mars, but they are different. Anyway when I suggested a family bag of Maltesers, two of the girls started laughing. Will I need to take an apron or any utensils? Help required!! I'm not too bothered about going, so I may just miss the train back from Swindon. You do know "Mars Bar" Party is just a woman's coded way of saying, "strap on up the poo chute" party? Just making sure you're aware, I'd hate for you to turn up and get a nasty surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Curly wurly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 15 September, 2010 Share Posted 15 September, 2010 Yeah, well ****ing observed!! You should be a traffic warden, and why the **** have you moved it? Barely worth answering, but I'm in the mood. It's because you couldn't start a serious thread subject if you tried. Everything you write is TMS territory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 16 September, 2010 Share Posted 16 September, 2010 There will be some chocolate fingers in their snickers then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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