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4 girls from where I work have invited me to a Mars bar party saturday night. To be honest they are very stunning and I am the only bloke going, but I haven't got a clue about what to take, I hate Mars bars, and I rarely eat chocolate. I did offer to bring a bag of Maltesers which I really love. I know Maltesers are made by Mars, but they are different. Anyway when I suggested a family bag of Maltesers, two of the girls started laughing.

Will I need to take an apron or any utensils?

 

Help required!!

 

I'm not too bothered about going, so I may just miss the train back from Swindon. :lol:

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to date, I have never rammed one up a birds chuff, and that's in 30 odd years of trying.

Keep trying buddy, I'm sure you'll get there in the end.

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ffs - each post the OP makes you think it can't get worse. Each time he proves you wrong. Why oh why when I see a post started by him do I feel the need to click on it. Surely the boy that keeps touching the electric fence gets the idea that they should no longer touch the electric fence. Hmmm

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supersized ones are best. Keep the mars bars in the freezer first, and then keep them in a bowl of ice cubes before eating....might as well make use of the ice cubes too.

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supersized ones are best. Keep the mars bars in the freezer first, and then keep them in a bowl of ice cubes before eating....might as well make use of the ice cubes too.

 

We don't get the big ones over here any more, sadly, they only come in packs of two smaller ones.

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Wouldn't a giant Toblerone be better? You can sometimes get special offers if you buy three.

 

tried that, my partner said "what th *** do you think mr arse is, a ****ing money box?"

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tried that, my partner said "what th *** do you think mr arse is, a ****ing money box?"

 

You are supposed to slam it in whole, not break it up into little pieces and feed the rabbits nose.

 

Anyway, great evening, plenty of chocolate and blood.

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Another Dog thread

 

Yeah, well ****ing observed!!

 

You should be a traffic warden, and why the **** have you moved it?

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Lost half a banana once. It got buried and was just too slippery and slightly out of reach to grab hold of. She had to go to the docs. Hideously embarrassing (for her). I stayed at home watching tv.

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Lost half a banana once. It got buried and was just too slippery and slightly out of reach to grab hold of. She had to go to the docs. Hideously embarrassing (for her). I stayed at home watching tv.

 

Riiiiigggghhhhhtttt

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4 girls from where I work have invited me to a Mars bar party saturday night. To be honest they are very stunning and I am the only bloke going, but I haven't got a clue about what to take, I hate Mars bars, and I rarely eat chocolate. I did offer to bring a bag of Maltesers which I really love. I know Maltesers are made by Mars, but they are different. Anyway when I suggested a family bag of Maltesers, two of the girls started laughing.

Will I need to take an apron or any utensils?

 

Help required!!

 

I'm not too bothered about going, so I may just miss the train back from Swindon. :lol:

 

You do know "Mars Bar" Party is just a woman's coded way of saying, "strap on up the poo chute" party?

 

Just making sure you're aware, I'd hate for you to turn up and get a nasty surprise.

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Yeah, well ****ing observed!!

 

You should be a traffic warden, and why the **** have you moved it?

 

Barely worth answering, but I'm in the mood. It's because you couldn't start a serious thread subject if you tried. Everything you write is TMS territory. :D

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