Wheres Ponty?

[dune]

Far be it from to mourn the absense of a member of the forum gestapo, but I miss him.

[Robsk II]

An advertising board he can see from his window got a Fray Bentos piece on it, and he spent several days transfixed and awed. After that, he tried to eat the thing, decided he couldn't get at it because it was in a tin, and has spent several weeks trying to construct a giant can opener. Poor, deluded lardo.

[Deppo]

He's the new model for Michelin tyres.

[Robsk II]

Are you suggesting that Ponty is a wheel rim?

[dune]

An advertising board he can see from his window got a Fray Bentos piece on it, and he spent several days transfixed and awed. After that, he tried to eat the thing, decided he couldn't get at it because it was in a tin, and has spent several weeks trying to construct a giant can opener. Poor, deluded lardo.

 

He sounds like baj and granty , such resourceful little felows beavering away to keep the cogs turning at TSF headquartwas for fear of missing a post from Delldays. Afterall a door to door salesman interupred c s lewis while he was off his head on smack ad writing what is said would havebeen his greatest work - better than the chronicles of narnia - ( ihave the hardvack book with pictures adnd i can assure you the films thus far have been very disapointing

Edited 9 September, 2010 by dune

[Robsk II]

What do you think the TSF lair looks like? Where is it? I always assumed it would be in the ****ter parts of Eastleigh.

[dune]

Are you suggesting that Ponty is a wheel rim?

 

I expect you could've had any whole evening debating this in your old tree house near Newbury But while we're in thew subject of wheel trims are you aware that they have a conves surface (or concave depending on which side you use to make this description, and if you to look into onw all of your facial features shoot outwards and you'd look like sideshow bob.

[dune]

What do you think the TSF lair looks like? Where is it? I always assumed it would be in the ****ter parts of Eastleigh.

 

I imagine it to have two rroms, one where the 'architect' baj spends his days stroking his goatee as rival forum after rival forum sucumbs to the empire, and another where alien abducted normal saints are returned to after the experiments rendered them partially braindead, lacking in humour (the stroke that paralysed theor faces) doesn't help (and is a reason why Boj only sends them out on halloween to collect sweets to pay grantys wages) Thankfully they were deemed bright enough to become mods, But worse was to happen t these once slightly intelligent people the aliens thought it's be funny to make them ultr left wingers as they regularly tune in to read my posts as they are trying create a new race just like me. Unfortunately for the mod squad they had already been pre programmed by the marxist spin machine rendering their brains completely sozzled with just enough capacity to isue infractions (which to them is like drinking a pint such has their once active minds degenerated to the mental capacity of a savoy cabnbage) and the mod sqaud get a natural high exertig the authority they dreamed of having before the labotamy, and this has now become their life, although the Architect wants his fivers and has iniated some reprogramming, but he's strugling because the aliens had pretty much drained their once sharp brains (they were once even as bright as Delldays) into the brains of people that need firm control and who must be completely obedient to the Architect. He strokes his gloatee with satisfaction. When your next at St Mars look out for the two pale and vague fellows in a wheelschair with a laptop and drip and very unfashionable clothes kindly given to them by their master - now that is what i call dedicatin and is their reward from the 'Architect' for deleting even the slightest mention that if you pay your sub with paypal you are automatically subscibed for the money to come straight out the next year. You might die, the 'Architect' certainly hopes so because grave robbing is a hobby of his as well as other paranormal things. In fact there is a rumour that the architect is not human at all, but is kenny everet resuected from the dead by the Aliens, but this has never been assertained as no-one can spot the likeness The 'Architect' is also ruthless when need to be so all the poor unfortunate shells of humanity spend their spare time as his manservants at his beck and call when services are required. Needless to say the 'Architect' is limited in issuing them tasks due their difficulty getting the brain to move parts of their body let alone progress to peeling potatoes or other activities that their closest related cousins a few back down the evolutionary line between the neandertal and the monkey (but nearer the monkey) which made them good climbers although they have a tendency to climb pylons and the 'Architect' uses these occasions as a chance to course electricity through their brains in his quest to create unintellugent humanoids to act as his spies on otherv bulletin forums as he is desperate to fix the occasional forum crashes that he always says he's fixed but never has, but this is not the architects fault but because we are bigger than Man Utd and League 1 is the place to be that brings the fans out - in time and with sucess of the pitch the huge surges will dimish at match times as fans reminiss of the old days and memorable trips to the Swamp at Colchester, but mods they cheer hm up with their window licking comedy act where a strange, but mesmerisng show is put on by two performers behind a plate of glass. That said the 'Architect' also has other needs and his manservants are always will to perform other tasks, although repitive single movements are the preffered instructions as the 'Architect' has an empie to maintain and lifes pleasures cannot delay his pather to gobal domination

Edited 10 September, 2010 by dune

[Robsk II]

I quite like that post. I would ordinarily ask you how you could ever use theword marxist in there - as I personally think your view of what left and right mean is as distorted and ill-informed as you believe mine to be - but I won't. Because I quite liked it.

[Ludwig]

A few days back, there was an endurance pie-eating contest near where he lives; I can only assume he's still going.

[Robsk II]

Those poor pie companies. As if the economic crisis wasn't putting enough people out of work. You'd think he'd create more pie capacity in the country and thus more jobs, but if you will start eating the factory ingredients before they come in, it doesn't work that way.

[dune]

I quite like that post. I would ordinarily ask you how you could ever use theword marxist in there - as I personally think your view of what left and right mean is as distorted and ill-informed as you believe mine to be - but I won't. Because I quite liked it.

 

I'm fully aware of what right wing means - it's the preservation of the status quo, and left wing is about distributing more chances etc to those at the bottom to raise them up the ladder and thus improve their lives. Now that principal is all very noble, and in an ideal world it would work, but it doesn't work because what makes wealth and is the whole engine behind an economy is the private sector and by enacting a political philosophy akin to genuine communism it takes the incentive to strive to be the best away from those who would be business leaders and entrepreneurs. The white settlers that moved through Rhodesia in the 1890 were pioneers and men of steel who had both the know how to farms, the tools to make ploughing the hard soil possible, and an ingrained western civilised industrious drive - the harder they worked the more they could achieve - and in a frontier land where life was perilous and remote in the early days those men deserved to reap their rewards. These peple would never have achied this under Socialism and if Socialism had been a dominent party before and during the major battles and wars our country has been engaged in we'd have lost more than we won, and it can be suggested with a degree of confidence that the industrial revolution would have been hampered and in all likelyhood we would have sucumbed to a French in vasion directly as a result

 

Now the problem with Socialism today (and i'm not getting into a debate about Blairs lot and Brwons lot not be Socialists because they took from me and everyone one of us and distributed down tthe ladder to the incoming migrants, and that is why that away from your cosy middle class semi - in the real world people vote on what is best for them, not on some utopian fantasy of a Socialist state that creates a society of equals, and that is why the white working classes are turning away frm labour in their droves because they are no longer the beneficiaries of the Socialists redistributions - there is now a new sub class of migrants below them that they are subsidising.

Edited 10 September, 2010 by dune

[Dog]

Don't worry chaps, me and Ponty are good mates, he just text me to say he is alive and well in Budapest. He is catching up with a few mates at the Pride festival. He also said to come over as he hasn't enjoyed himself so much, well I think that's what he said, he had a really sore throat and couldn't say too much.

[Deppo]

Don't worry chaps, me and Ponty are good mates, he just text me to say he is alive and well in Budapest. He is catching up with a few mates at the Pride festival. He also said to come over as he hasn't enjoyed himself so much, well I think that's what he said, he had a really sore throat and couldn't say too much.

 

I thought he text? Why would a sore throat stop him communicating properly through text? Get your story straight Dog, you tit.

[Dog]

I thought he text? Why would a sore throat stop him communicating properly through text? Get your story straight Dog, you tit.

 

He text me first, but I couldn't read it!! I called him back and that is what he said....

 

You should she the picture he just sent me, he and 4 pals deep throating an Alsatian.