Earthquake in Portsmouth- Today

[Big John]

Here's the poof:

 

[Saint Billy]

Bloody hell, Fratton Park looks even more run down than I remember it. I see it got the away changing rooms as well!

[Hatch]

 

refugees seen heading west on M27 this morning.

[Special K]

 

refugees seen heading west on M27 this morning.

 

I thought that was Peter Storrie clearing his personal effects after he got the tin-tack from the skates.

[sfcuk fan]

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The earthquake was followed by a devastating tsunami .........

 

 

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[Michelle]

Can't see any poofs yet...

[Big John]

That picture in the OP is genuine. They did an exercise the other day and no-one batted an eylid, seriously.

[sfcuk fan]

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The flood waters have now receded and the city of Poorstmuff has been left far cleaner than it ever was as this picture taken today proves .....

 

 

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[Deppo]

I don't believe that any of those are photographs of Portsmouth.

[Saint_Jonny]

The people are celebrating in the streets of Portsmouth today, after the city survived mother natures wrath...

 

They even baked a cake.

 

[Deppo]

These are all lies. I am in Portsmouth and nothing of the sort has happened. Can we lock this thread now?

[Saint_Jonny]

All that cake has gone to your head Deppo

[sfcuk fan]

These are all lies. I am in Portsmouth and nothing of the sort has happened. Can we lock this thread now?

 

TRAITOR !!! ..... burn the witch !