You Might Be Taliban If...

[TijuanaTim]

Our troops in Afghanistan prove they've retained their sense of humor with the following 'YOU MIGHT BE A TALIBAN IF...'

 

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

 

2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher but you can't afford shoes.

 

3. You have more wives than teeth.

 

4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon 'unclean.'

 

5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

 

6. You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

 

7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

 

8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

 

9. You've often uttered the phrase, 'I love what you've done with your cave.'

 

10. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.

 

11. You bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.

 

12. You have a crush on your neighbor's goat.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

i lol'd

[Ponty]

If "Our troops in Afghanistan" wrote that I'll eat my metaphorical hat.

[Kadeem Hardison]

I am Taliban and I find this thread racist.

[TijuanaTim]

I am Taliban and I find this thread racist.

 

 

Cultist maybe, how can it be racist? What race is Taliban?

[Ponty]

I'm reliably informed that "Our troops in Afghanistan" did in fact supply this. So there you go.

[jawillwill]

What race is Taliban?

 

Is this some sort of rhetorical question? I'd have to have a stab in the dark and say the welsh.

[Master Bates]

I am Taliban and I find this thread racist.

 

tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread.

[Ponty]

tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread.

 

Don't be a dinlo.

[Kadeem Hardison]

Cultist maybe, how can it be racist? What race is Taliban?

 

Pashtun.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

tbf I would have been infracted by now if I made this thread.

 

Infract his a$$!

[Jillyanne]

As usual I am confused - and injured.

[dubai_phil]

I think they were really cute in their tv series, especially the cuddly yellow one

 

 

 

 

 

oh

[Wiltshire Saint]

I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded.

[saint_stevo]

I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded.

 

Lived there a while?

[Marsdinho]

I'm reliably informed that "Our troops in Afghanistan" did in fact supply this. So there you go.

 

Do our troops use dollars and spell neighbour without a u

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded.

 

Slightly?

[Durleyfos]

I live in America and as a result have become slightly retarded.

 

Slightly?

 

 

As in "The Pope is slightly Catholic"

[wheels]

Do our troops use dollars and spell neighbour without a u

 

 

I doubt it, but the poster lives in LA and I don't think the illegal arms trade deals in pounds

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

As in "The Pope is slightly Catholic"

 

Amen brother, glad to see we are all singing from the same hymn sheet!