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Anne Widdecombe on Strictly Come Dancing


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Is this her very first experience with "come"?

 

I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg.

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I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg.

 

Rule 1

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I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg.

 

that will be dune ,he loves old ugly tory birds and she may talk dirty by using words like "socialist" "marxist "which brings him to a climax:lol:

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that will be dune ,he loves old ugly tory birds and she may talk dirty by using words like "socialist" "marxist "which brings him to a climax:lol:

 

I make no apology for having the opinion that she would have made a brilliant Prime Minister.

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Just about recovered, it was about 20 years ago.

 

Grew up next door to her old constituency home. Don't agree with much of her politics but she's alright really, used to buy me and my sister loads of chocolate for Xmas which may have somewhat endeared her to me!

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I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg.

 

And up came my cup of tea!

 

Priceless!

  • 1 month later...
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She's on in a few minutes and apparently it's a first for the show and she'll be harnessed to wires and will be flying accross the dance floor. Should be entertaining.

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She's on in a few minutes and apparently it's a first for the show and she'll be harnessed to wires and will be flying accross the dance floor. Should be entertaining.

 

Pigs CAN fly then :rolleyes:

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Were you getting her excited then? (Sorry about the edit:-) )

 

Couldn't blame her, she caught me masturbating in her bed.

 

That whole thing about her being a virgin. Not true.

  • 4 weeks later...
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Her best dance yet. And great brtish public have voted for her to stay yet again.:lol:

 

 

If you look closely at the end you can see her yellow knickers.

Edited by dune
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I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers.

 

The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know.

 

It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe.

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I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers.

 

The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know.

 

It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe.

 

She's not making a fool of herself, it's just a bit of fun. People take things too seriously.

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I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers.

 

The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know.

 

It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe.

 

Jesus. Life and soul you are.

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I hope she wins it! Just to expose how pointless it is allowing the public to have a say on 'talent' contests. They will just take the **** given the chance!

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Just to expose how pointless it is allowing the public to have a say on 'talent' contests. They will just take the **** given the chance!

 

That explains the general election result....

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Whereas your name describes you so well.

 

I used to dance professionally - that's why I'm so annoyed.

 

Is it because she's better than you were?;)

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I could make a gag out of that.....but I won't

 

Are you thinking what i'm thinking?

 

Edited by dune

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