dune Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I can't wait to see her doing the jive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 TV has just sunk to a new low Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Block 18 Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I really hope that they dont recycle this dress for her Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 Is this her very first experience with "come"? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 Is this her very first experience with "come"? I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg. Rule 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg. that will be dune ,he loves old ugly tory birds and she may talk dirty by using words like "socialist" "marxist "which brings him to a climax:lol: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I've seen her pants. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 9 September, 2010 Author Share Posted 9 September, 2010 that will be dune ,he loves old ugly tory birds and she may talk dirty by using words like "socialist" "marxist "which brings him to a climax:lol: I make no apology for having the opinion that she would have made a brilliant Prime Minister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
solentstars Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I've seen her pants. hope you recovered from that ordeal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PaulSaint Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 (edited) I've seen her pants. After her dancing you'll be saying: "I've seen her, she's pants!" Edited 9 September, 2010 by PaulSaint Spelingg :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 Just about recovered, it was about 20 years ago. Grew up next door to her old constituency home. Don't agree with much of her politics but she's alright really, used to buy me and my sister loads of chocolate for Xmas which may have somewhat endeared her to me! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Billy Posted 9 September, 2010 Share Posted 9 September, 2010 I pity the poor mush dancer who get's lumbered with her, especially if she get's all horned up during the Tango and starts rubbing her flea bitten old clopper up and down his leg. And up came my cup of tea! Priceless! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 23 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 23 October, 2010 She's on in a few minutes and apparently it's a first for the show and she'll be harnessed to wires and will be flying accross the dance floor. Should be entertaining. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericofarabia Posted 23 October, 2010 Share Posted 23 October, 2010 She's on in a few minutes and apparently it's a first for the show and she'll be harnessed to wires and will be flying accross the dance floor. Should be entertaining. Pigs CAN fly then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 23 October, 2010 Share Posted 23 October, 2010 Very embarrassing for all concerned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 23 October, 2010 Share Posted 23 October, 2010 Very embarrassing for all concerned. Seems we are lucky we only have the John Barnes Alesha Dixon series on down here then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suewhistle Posted 23 October, 2010 Share Posted 23 October, 2010 I've seen her pant. Were you getting her excited then? (Sorry about the edit:-) ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 24 October, 2010 Share Posted 24 October, 2010 Dune: Anne or Maggie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 25 October, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 October, 2010 Dune: Anne or Maggie? Maggie by a country mile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Cat Posted 25 October, 2010 Share Posted 25 October, 2010 Were you getting her excited then? (Sorry about the edit:-) ) Couldn't blame her, she caught me masturbating in her bed. That whole thing about her being a virgin. Not true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 21 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2010 (edited) Her best dance yet. And great brtish public have voted for her to stay yet again. If you look closely at the end you can see her yellow knickers. Edited 21 November, 2010 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 21 November, 2010 Share Posted 21 November, 2010 In one of the papers today she was compared to big bird from sesame street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 21 November, 2010 Share Posted 21 November, 2010 I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers. The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know. It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 21 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 21 November, 2010 I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers. The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know. It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe. She's not making a fool of herself, it's just a bit of fun. People take things too seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 21 November, 2010 Share Posted 21 November, 2010 I bet one or two on here absolutely loved it when she displayed her huge yellow bloomers. The woman's an embarrassment to herself - it seems to me that some viewers are deliberately hijacking the show, for what purpose I don't know. It's such a shame when the other dancers put in so much hard work whilst she obviously doesn't. Tough on Felicity Kendall too - same age as AW, hard as that is to believe. Jesus. Life and soul you are. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 21 November, 2010 Share Posted 21 November, 2010 I hope she wins it! Just to expose how pointless it is allowing the public to have a say on 'talent' contests. They will just take the **** given the chance! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 Just to expose how pointless it is allowing the public to have a say on 'talent' contests. They will just take the **** given the chance! That explains the general election result.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 Jesus. Life and soul you are. Whereas your name describes you so well. I used to dance professionally - that's why I'm so annoyed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 22 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2010 Whereas your name describes you so well. I used to dance professionally - that's why I'm so annoyed. Is it because she's better than you were? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 Whereas your name describes you so well. I used to dance professionally - that's why I'm so annoyed. I could make a gag out of that.....but I won't Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 22 November, 2010 Author Share Posted 22 November, 2010 (edited) I could make a gag out of that.....but I won't Are you thinking what i'm thinking? Edited 22 November, 2010 by dune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 I could make a gag out of that.....but I won't Oh go on - I could do with a laugh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 With a pole? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trader Posted 22 November, 2010 Share Posted 22 November, 2010 On a lap? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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