Saints on Jim'll fix it

[bender]

Who remembers on Jim'l fix it in the eighties, I think it was a young female fun got to be the mascot or something for Saints and met all the players etc. It was something like 1981 with Keegan, Ball, Channon etc.

 

If you were the girl, declare yourself. Does anyone have the vid? Would love to see it again as this was on not long after I started supporting the Saints.

[sadoldgit]

And if you are reading this, was Jimmy Saville a peado?

[Gemmel]

Miserable cigar chomping, peroxide loving, medalillion wearing XXXX.

 

50 plus ******* letters, not even a ******* reply and the tosser goes and chooses a GIRL to meet the Saints.

 

******

[sussexsaint]

I remember that fix it . I was soo jealous

[CanadaSaint]

Miserable cigar chomping, peroxide loving, medalillion wearing XXXX.

 

50 plus ******* letters, not even a ******* reply and the tosser goes and chooses a GIRL to meet the Saints.

 

******

 

You've carried that terrible burden for nigh-on thirty years, haven't you?

 

Well, it could be worse - at least you weren't taken behind the altar for some 'communion'.

 

Time to move on, Gemmel.

[dune]

I wrote to Jim asking if I could go on the Pink Windmill.

[Channon's Sideburns]

B1tch beat me to it.

 

And that old fooker didn't even reply.

[Huntingdon]

I wrote to Jim'll Fix It when I was 10

 

I wanted to play a frame of snooker with Alex Higgins

In hindsight, it would have quite an education for a young lad!

 

Sadly, I didn't get a reply

[for_heaven's_Saint]

And if you are reading this, was Jimmy Saville a peado?

 

Paul Merton certainly seems to think so

 

http://www.users.zetnet.co.uk/rogerb/jokes/HIGNFY.txt

[golfdelsur]

Who remembers on Jim'l fix it in the eighties, I think it was a young female fun got to be the mascot or something for Saints and met all the players etc. It was something like 1981 with Keegan, Ball, Channon etc.

 

If you were the girl, declare yourself. Does anyone have the vid? Would love to see it again as this was on not long after I started supporting the Saints.

 

I remember that. I'm sure we played Leeds that day.

[Fan The Flames]

I remember this too, was jealous. But I also remember thinking what would I have say to the players if it was me and ended up being glad it wasn't, oh the joys of being an awkward 11 year old.

[Chorlton]

I remember that. In later series'. the theme tune was changed to include "you're never too young to give Southampton a hand". Possibly sung by Musical Youth.

[Tractor_Saint]

50 plus ******* letters, not even a ******* reply and the tosser goes and chooses a GIRL to meet the Saints.

 

******

 

Best post of the night - thank you

[thornhill_saints]

I also wrote into Jim and asked if I could go fishing with Jack Hargraves, on out of town, It was so he gave me some new fishing kit ;-)

[beatlesaint]

I remember that yeah, it was against Leeds.

Pretty sure the girls name was Helen and she was from Gillingham in Dorset.

[Windmill Arm 2]

I wrote to Jim and asked if he could fix it for me to f**k Gill Gascoigne off 'the Gentle Touch' up the ar*e.............b*stard didn't even reply!!!

[Noodles34]

I wrote to Jim and asked if he could fix it for me to f**k Gill Gascoigne off 'the Gentle Touch' up the ar*e.............b*stard didn't even reply!!!

 

quality!

[Badger]

I also wrote into Jim and asked if I could go fishing with Jack Hargraves, on out of town, It was so he gave me some new fishing kit ;-)

 

Well if they ever run a new series ask if you can go fishing with Gazza instead, he might bring some chicken as well.

[Badger]

I wrote to Jim and asked if he could fix it for me to f**k Gill Gascoigne off 'the Gentle Touch' up the ar*e.............b*stard didn't even reply!!!

 

 

Uncanny resemblance to Edwina Curry,how perverted.

[Big John]

I remember that yeah, it was against Leeds.

Pretty sure the girls name was Helen and she was from Gillingham in Dorset.

 

Gillingham is in Kent.

[SNSUN]

I wrote to Jim and got a reply from the BBC, telling me to "stop writing, the show's been off the air for 15 years."

[SNSUN]

Gillingham is in Kent.

 

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gillingham,_Dorset

[Big John]

When we played Gillingham last season did anyone head towards Dorset to watch the match? Gillingham is in Kent.

[lordswoodsaints]

I wrote to jim'll to fix it for me to sleep with the blonde one from ABBA.....I can't remember his name now?

[bender]

When we played Gillingham last season did anyone head towards Dorset to watch the match? Gillingham is in Kent.

 

Maybe just maybe there are 2 Gillinghams

[Tokyo-Saint]

I wrote to Jim in 1979 and asked him if he could fix it for my town in Dorset to change it's name to Gillingham. He fixed it for me! Thanks Jim!

[beatlesaint]

Maybe just maybe there are 2 Gillinghams

 

there are.....one is in Kent and their is a small town in Dorset - the one in kent is pronounced with a soft G, the one in Dorset with a hard G ;-)

[Dog]

I wrote to Jim and asked if he could fix it for me to f**k Gill Gascoigne off 'the Gentle Touch' up the ar*e.............b*stard didn't even reply!!!

 

I used to have the same urge with Jilly.

 

Getting back to Jim, he was one hard ba5tard.

[Pancake]

When we played Gillingham last season did anyone head towards Dorset to watch the match? Gillingham is in Kent.

 

 

D!ckhead.

[lettuce]

there are.....one is in Kent and their is a small town in Dorset - the one in kent is pronounced with a soft G, the one in Dorset with a hard G ;-)

Is Gill Gascoine pronounced with a soft G or a hard G?

[rallyboy]

I think it was Leeds.

I did the photos, four in a frame, it was presented to her on the programme.

City Photographic gave us a frame and the artwork in the corner was done by one of Dave Puckett's brothers.....Julian I think.

 

That must have been one of the earliest mascots before the Junior Saints started doing it regularly, and before big clubs started charging massive amounts.

 

Apart from that, I don't remember it!

[OldNick]

When we played Gillingham last season did anyone head towards Dorset to watch the match? Gillingham is in Kent.

 

Lol there is also a Gillingham about 3 miles from Shaftesbury Dorset.

[Gemmel]

City Photographic gave us a frame and the artwork in the corner was done by one of Dave Puckett's brothers.....Julian I think.

 

He was my art teacher at school. As a complete aside, i see that Dave isn't listed with the academy any more, has he left?

[shane d]

Miserable cigar chomping, peroxide loving, medalillion wearing XXXX.

 

50 plus ******* letters, not even a ******* reply and the tosser goes and chooses a GIRL to meet the Saints.

 

******

 

first time i have ever laughed out loud on this forum, very good post